Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55390371 Who the fuck goes to this shithole anyway? Here’s me, lining up an all inclusive sun fest in Derry (Londonderry, Bill) and now we’re fucked. Kiss my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 I went to Belfast last year. Spent 5 nights there and got absolutely arseholed every night. Definitely on a par with Dublin and I'd highly recommend it. Hic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 The point is ‘fuck off ganging up on Blighty’ you cunts. We’ve all been bladdered over there, me in Hillsborough, mid-troubles. But winter sun? Naah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Well, it's definitely better than fucking Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 41 minutes ago, Goober said: Spent 5 nights there and got absolutely arseholed every night You might want to rephrase that Doc, some members who play imaginary golf might get the wrong idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Do you know The Plough in Hillsborough, Bill. Spent many-a-night face down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do you know The Plough in Hillsborough, Bill. Spent many-a-night face down there. Don’t know it but used to go raving in Banbridge. Circus Circus. Fucking madhouse in the early nineties. I’ll have an E please Bob. Sorry make that ten Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Don’t know it but used to go raving in Banbridge. Circus Circus. Fucking madhouse in the early nineties. I’ll have an E please Bob. Sorry make that ten Bob. Mate’s got it. He started a Guinness & oyster festival there years ago, apparently it’s a big gig now. He’s a full blown sash wearer who claims he can identify Catholics as their eyes are wider apart on their heads. He is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55390371 Who the fuck goes to this shithole anyway? Here’s me, lining up an all inclusive sun fest in Derry (Londonderry, Bill) and now we’re fucked. Kiss my arse. You poor fucking thing. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 If you kiss my arse when I bend over you'll get plenty of sunshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: If you kiss my arse when I bend over you'll get plenty of sunshine. As this wasn’t a reply to any particular post, can we assume it’s just an open invitation to anyone and everyone? Or is that too difficult a question for the thickest cunt ever to turn up on here? I expect Punkers will accept your invitation before long anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 On 22/12/2020 at 00:38, Dyslexic cnut said: The point is ‘fuck off ganging up on Blighty’ you cunts. We’ve all been bladdered over there, me in Hillsborough, mid-troubles. But winter sun? Naah. I've never understood why we dignified the whole mess by calling it 'The Troubles'. Why not just call it 'The Stupidities'. A few square miles of deluded, sky fairy worshippers, shooting each other because... "moi feckin Jesus is better than your feckin Jesus!" What a pack of thick fucking wankers. We should send all the Muslims over there, take a big circular saw to the border, float it out to middle of the Atlantic and fucking nuke it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: As this wasn’t a reply to any particular post, can we assume it’s just an open invitation to anyone and everyone? Or is that too difficult a question for the thickest cunt ever to turn up on here? I expect Punkers will accept your invitation before long anyway. Can I suggest at this early stage in the festivities a New Year resolution to be nice to ChildeHarold? LOL snd sunshine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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