Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: It's a trade off mate. Natural specimens do exist, but you're more than likely to come across some silicon, if you pardon the pun. Entirely so, and the silicon option is like slapping a pair of trench blocks about, lucky mr mrs is well equipped but even if she wasn't I'd still not mention it as she would punch my teeth out. There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: It's quite ironic that the least fuckable 'Spice Girl' Melanie C has had the last laugh. Not only can she actually sing alone and without pitch correction, but has blossomed into a bit of a sort. I always thought that after the split, she became the only really fuckable one. An Actual, real bird, as opposed to the other 4 lumps of recycled showbiz plastic. I like her voice. Bryan Adams chose well for that duet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 20 hours ago, Decimus said: Toxocariasis is a rare infection caused by roundworm parasites that can induce blindness. Humans can catch it from handling soil or sand contaminated with infected dog faeces. The roundworm parasites responsible for toxocariasis (called Toxocara) live in the digestive system of dogs. The worms produce eggs, which are released in the faeces of infected animals and contaminate soil. Humans can become infected if contaminated soil gets into their mouth. Once the eggs are inside the human body, they move into the bowel before hatching and releasing larvae (the earliest stage of development). These larvae can travel to most parts of the body. The best way to reduce the chances of developing toxocariasis is to practise good hygiene. For example, washing hands with soap and warm water after handling dog faeces or coming into contact with sand or soil littered with said faeces. In layman's terms, unless you want to go blind, you need to stop fiddling about with and collecting dog shit, you fucking pervert. You're talking to the wrong cunt. Get in touch with your boyfriend Woofles, he's the expert on all things canine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 I read somewhere that Beckham had been signed-up to appear in the 'Friends' reunion. WTF for? He can't act, he ain't funny and he's a talentless, smarmy looking, cheesy grinning, smug cunt. Oh, I see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Joker said: WTF for? Well, he seems like a nice chap and now he's retired from footballing, I expect he needs an excuse to get out of the house for a bit. At least he hasn't tried singing or punditry. I've never seen Friends but I gather it's not a particularly intellectual show; he'll probably fit in well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Her face looks like a dog biscuit that caught fire, why are they even on here? Is Spotto trying to bump up his pension money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 I've always thought it a pity he didn't marry the spunk bucket that is Amanda - my shit don't stink - Holden. Now that really would be cuntery bingo perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 30/12/2020 at 00:58, Eric Cuntman said: I always thought that after the split, she became the only really fuckable one. An Actual, real bird, as opposed to the other 4 lumps of recycled showbiz plastic. I like her voice. Bryan Adams chose well for that duet. You’d have no chance Eric. She ‘dines at the Y’ these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’d have no chance Eric. She ‘dines at the Y’ these days. There's no such thing as lesbianism. It's just laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's no such thing as lesbianism. It's just laziness. You mean there are two pairs of hands to do the cooking cleaning and ironing in a lesbianist household? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’d have no chance Eric. She ‘dines at the Y’ these days. It was obvious from the start she was a doughnut bumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What! You never seen a drunk woman unconscious in a garden? Fuck off I weeded my front once while I was tipsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 25 minutes ago, ProfB said: I weeded my front once while I was tipsy. I posted that about 4 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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