Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’ve been sent “readers wives”. The straight version wasn't exactly must see, but the lesbian version just gives one sleepless nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’ve been sent “readers wives”. Not your best hilarious quip Up your game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your best hilarious quip Up your game Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'. I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not your best hilarious quip Up your game I don’t feel the need to be entertaining , matey. Which is just as well as I’m usually as funny as sinusitis. It also means I fit right with present company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'. I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be? I can’t really say I’m keen on any of that shite as you’ve twigged. Another one bites the dust is a half decent tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, cuntspotter said: I don’t feel the need to be entertaining , matey. Which is just as well as I’m usually as funny as sinusitis. It also means I fit right with present company. A simple “fuck off cunt” would have been more effective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'. I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be? https://youtu.be/QQ3JFtbe4l8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A simple “fuck off cunt” would have been more effective Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A simple “fuck off cunt” would have been more effective You worry too much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Noted Well someone has to do when the mods are too lazy to do their jobs properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spottos Roops ultra lite routine ain’t doing it for me doc. The other night my light ribbing really got the old cunts blood up and gave me a semi. I mustn’t push it too far however, he’s no spring chicken and excess excitement might do for him. I don't mind telling you that mentioning Spot, getting a semi and pushing it too hard all in the same post has set some alarm bells ringing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: https://youtu.be/QQ3JFtbe4l8 A fucking good shout, I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You post too much Pots, kettles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 22 hours ago, Goober said: I don't mind telling you that mentioning Spot, getting a semi and pushing it too hard all in the same post has set some alarm bells ringing. We are surrounded by poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 22 hours ago, Decimus said: A fucking good shout, I'm impressed. If you were anymore inbred you'd be a fucking hotdog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Noted Seems to me I'm in a long queue telling you to fuck off. Now getta your ass outta my expresso coffee delicatessen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Cease and desist baiting and arguing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Seems to me I'm in a long queue telling you to fuck off. Now getta your ass outta my expresso coffee delicatessen. You are the ghost of babs Windsor and I claim my five pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You are the ghost of babs Windsor and I claim my five pounds Which reminds me WD39 and half, did you ever receive that £5 book token and an annual subscription to Penthouse Magazine I sent you by Recorded Delivery in 1986 and half? There was a postal strike at the time due to Maggie's proposals to privatise the Royal Mail. Did it get through? I promise there were no razor blades stuck in the bits where you put your fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You are the ghost of babs Windsor and I claim my five pounds A classic cut. Reminds me to get a fresh pack of razor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 On 01/05/2021 at 21:00, cuntspotter said: We are surrounded by poofs. I always know what's going on behind me. It's in front of me that I haven't a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I always know what's going on behind me. It's in front of me that I haven't a clue. Hopefully it’ll be a knife wielding ISIS madman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Hopefully it’ll be a knife wielding ISIS madman They do have all the guile of the Japs at Pearl Harbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Which reminds me WD39 and half, did you ever receive that £5 book token and an annual subscription to Penthouse Magazine I sent you by Recorded Delivery in 1986 and half? There was a postal strike at the time due to Maggie's proposals to privatise the Royal Mail. Did it get through? I promise there were no razor blades stuck in the bits where you put your fingers. So it's you I can blame for my debilitating porn addiction ? CURSE YOU HAROLD !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 They should be shot at dawn, the thieving toe rags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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