colonelkurtz Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 ... by Andrew Lloyd Webber who has said he is determined to open his theatres on 21 June, even if he risks being arrested. “ We are going to open, come hell or high water," he told the Telegraph. Ooh ! .. Can't fecking wait to sing along to - " You'll never take me alive copper .. go on , just you try you slags .. I'll take all of you daahn .. I'm fuckin' nawty I am " all set to a jaunty but sensitive melody that always sounds familiar .. that's because the fucker has been winging it for years by nicking and pieceing together other composers stuff from Mahler to Motown for years . He will no doubt then be largeing it down the West End with a brand new new production starring fuck knows who and describes the torment of a luvvie free 18 months. So what if he was knobbing Sarah Brightman back in the day, the lucky bastard .. it's not as though I care . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 I'm big in Japan 🇯🇵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm big in Japan 🇯🇵 When you're big in Japan, tonightBig in Japan, be tightBig in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blueBig in Japan, alrightPay, then I'll sleep by your sideThings are easy when you're big in JapanWhen you're big in Japan... Neon on my naked skin You closet Alphaville fanatic, they are Germoon I believe? Now I have PROOF you are a bloody nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, ProfB said: When you're big in Japan, tonightBig in Japan, be tightBig in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blueBig in Japan, alrightPay, then I'll sleep by your sideThings are easy when you're big in JapanWhen you're big in Japan... Neon on my naked skin You closet Alphaville fanatic, they are Germoon I believe? Now I have PROOF you are a bloody nutter. It was on the 1984 'Hits Tape'. The rival to 'Now' which didn't catch on. Other tracks from the 'Hits Tape'... Footloose -Kenny Loggins Apollo 9 - Adam Ant Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams Move Closer - Phyllis Nelson Jump - Van Halen and some others I can't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 Mr Lloyd Webber walks into a Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers" The clerk thinks for a moment and then replies "Okay, your music is great and you are a wonderful human being" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: When you're big in Japan, tonightBig in Japan, be tightBig in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blueBig in Japan, alrightPay, then I'll sleep by your sideThings are easy when you're big in JapanWhen you're big in Japan... Neon on my naked skin You closet Alphaville fanatic, they are Germoon I believe? Now I have PROOF you are a bloody nutter. Wild Boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 9, 2021 Report Share Posted June 9, 2021 Isn’t this the same cocksucker who compared cunts who hadn’t had the jab with “drunken drivers”? So .... what’s the fucking deal then facefuck? Do we have to have our vaccine passports up to date Mein Obersturmbahnfuhrer? This rich bastard tries to portray himself as some kind of martyr who is willing to got to the nick on behalf of the rights of us mugs to fill his massive pockets. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. The prick says he may have to sell the 6 theatres he owns ( I had no idea to be fair!) So who are you going to sell them to cuntface? Who wants to buy 6 fucking West End theatres? Oh yeah...... Saudi fucking Arabia so they can turn them into Mosques. Good thinking Lord Shithead......you’re smarter than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Wild Boys? Lady boys. Or, as I believe you refer to them, 'chicks with dicks' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was on the 1984 'Hits Tape'. The rival to 'Now' which didn't catch on. Other tracks from the 'Hits Tape'... Footloose -Kenny Loggins Apollo 9 - Adam Ant Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams Move Closer - Phyllis Nelson Jump - Van Halen and some others I can't remember. Proof that the 80's was a decade of totally fucking shit music. There's a far better version by the Guano Apes done in the noughties 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Neil said: Proof that the 80's was a decade of totally fucking shit music. There's a far better version by the Guano Apes done in the noughties Late 70s punk and post punk was the best IMO. Early 80s promised good stuff but apart from a very few decent bands, it petered out. Then it really got shit when Stock, Aitken and Whatacunt began clogging the charts up with shit. Pete Burns was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Late 70s punk and post punk was the best IMO. Early 80s promised good stuff but apart from a very few decent bands, it petered out. Then it really got shit when Stock, Aitken and Whatacunt began clogging the charts up with shit. Pete Burns was a cunt The rescue from the mainstream UK 70's sea of shit. Ok yes , Bowie and early Roxy ... but Fleetwood fucking Mac and the Eagles ? ... give me a break and fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 44 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: The rescue from the mainstream UK 70's sea of shit. Ok yes , Bowie and early Roxy ... but Fleetwood fucking Mac and the Eagles ? ... fuck right off I've actually got the t-shirt with the faces of that pic on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Mr Lloyd Webber walks into a Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers" The clerk thinks for a moment and then replies "Okay, your music is great and you are a wonderful human being" Spitting image did a skit with I think Beethoven and Mozart farting with the line "Composers who fart a lot". Then they had Lloyd Webbers puppet composing with the line "Lloyd Webber, a fart who composes a lot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Neil said: Proof that the 80's was a decade of totally fucking shit music. There's a far better version by the Guano Apes done in the noughties Neil, think before you post, you fucking spanner. Eric’s shortlist of artists from the ‘84 album ‘Hits Tape’ does not prove the ‘eighties was a decade of totally fucking shit music’. All it proves is that your intellect is on par with King fucking Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 42 minutes ago, Frank said: Neil, think before you post, you fucking spanner. Eric’s shortlist of artists from the ‘84 album ‘Hits Tape’ does not prove the ‘eighties was a decade of totally fucking shit music’. All it proves is that your intellect is on par with King fucking Billy. When you're not tapping your toes along to Bronski Beat whilst sat on a Sybian, what other artists do you enjoy from the 80s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: When you're not tapping your toes along to Bronski Beat whilst sat on a Sybian, whatever artists do you enjoy from the 80s? Strawberry Switchblade Black Lace Stephen Tin-Tin Duffy Jive Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Neil, think before you post, you fucking spanner. Eric’s shortlist of artists from the ‘84 album ‘Hits Tape’ does not prove the ‘eighties was a decade of totally fucking shit music’. All it proves is that your intellect is on par with King fucking Billy. It was all wank, tell me who emerged in the eighties and what genre of music was developed and influences today's artists?. It was the decade that gave us blokes who wore shit loads of make-up and started today's snowflake generation. Honestly I can't listen to any of that fucking shite and am amazed at the number of '80's night' themes that clubs promote. T'Pau,Spandau Ballet Duran Duran, Simply Red, Culture Club,electronic shit like Thomas Dolby, Visage ,Soft Cell and the aforementioned Stock,Authentic & Wankerman, fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Strawberry Switchblade Black Lace Stephen Tin-Tin Duffy Jive Bunny I rest my fucking case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I rest my fucking case What music do you have playing in the van when you're 'working'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Neil said: It was all wank, tell me who emerged in the eighties and what genre of music was developed and influences today's artists?. It was the decade that gave us blokes who wore shit loads of make-up and started today's snowflake generation. Honestly I can't listen to any of that fucking shite and am amazed at the number of '80's night' themes that clubs promote. T'Pau,Spandau Ballet Duran Duran, Simply Red, Culture Club,electronic shit like Thomas Dolby, Visage ,Soft Cell and the aforementioned Stock,Authentic & Wankerman, fucking shit. 9 minutes ago, Neil said: I rest my fucking case The 80s was the bestest decade for music. Maybe not in a technical or creative sense, but as a snapshot of a world that still had a bit of joy in it. Before everything went insane and free speech and thought were abolished. We were still allowed to have a laugh and be carefree. The music just reminds us what it felt like. Duran Duran might have been crap, but if they won a BRIT award it was because people were entertained by them, not because of politics and appeasement. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What music do you have playing in the van when you're 'working'? Under The Boardwalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What music do you have playing in the van when you're 'working'? 'Going Underground' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 56 minutes ago, Neil said: 'Going Underground' Slice of Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What music do you have playing in the van when you're 'working'? 'Psycho Killer' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: 'Psycho Killer' Like Patrick Bateman without the nice business card. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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