Jiggerycock Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 This.....this.....this..... pint-sized fucker has been getting on my tits since forever - well, specifically, 1992 when he cried like the baby Jesus on the winners podium, after steering the Searle brothers in the GB coxed pair to Olympic Gold in Barcelona. Not content with acting like a prize petunia on one of the biggest of international stages, he continues to steal a living by phoning in the same commentary for every rowing race, using a random phrase generator, viz "Get out from the start quickly....dictate the pace of the race.....settle through the middle one thousand metres....taking the stroke rate up....25 strokes left....one last effort" I'm amazed James Cracknell doesn't twat him into the middle of the next Olympiad. Oh and as for calling us 'Grayd Briddun', I mean WT actual F? You sound like a superannuated DJ on Local Radio Gold, who thinks music ended with 'Radar Love' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 The cunt was never much to look at even back then, but he now bears a remarkable resemblance to one of those compare the market meerkats. Or is it Theodore out of the chipmunks? One of those rodenty little fuckers anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The cunt was never much to look at even back then, but he now bears a remarkable resemblance to one of those compare the market meerkats. Or is it Theodore out of the chipmunks? One of those rodenty little fuckers anyway. He looks like a fuckin' shirt-lifter too! Maybe he's one of those 'cock-less' foreskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 58 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: This.....this.....this..... pint-sized fucker has been getting on my tits since forever - well, specifically, 1992 when he cried like the baby Jesus on the winners podium, after steering the Searle brothers in the GB coxed pair to Olympic Gold in Barcelona. Not content with acting like a prize petunia on one of the biggest of international stages, he continues to steal a living by phoning in the same commentary for every rowing race, using a random phrase generator, viz "Get out from the start quickly....dictate the pace of the race.....settle through the middle one thousand metres....taking the stroke rate up....25 strokes left....one last effort" I'm amazed James Cracknell doesn't twat him into the middle of the next Olympiad. Oh and as for calling us 'Grayd Briddun', I mean WT actual F? You sound like a superannuated DJ on Local Radio Gold, who thinks music ended with 'Radar Love' Bit like every female football pundits script:"They need to score more goals than the opponents"...." scoring goals is important when you're a striker"...."you need to be strong in the tackle when defending". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bit like every female football pundits script:"They need to score more goals than the opponents"...." scoring goals is important when you're a striker"...."you need to be strong in the tackle when defending". Gender-traitor…M’lady won’t be happy with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gender-traitor…M’lady won’t be happy with you. I think there’s something you need to know about the so-called females on this site… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think there’s something you need to know about the so-called females on this site… & you, face ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 11 hours ago, ProfB said: & you, face ache. Fuck off you stupid little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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