King Billy Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: More likely to be you Billy .. your toothless gob substituting for the fanny the your BMW Audi M4 would attract. You are the real mouth & trousers. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: Its shit itself. Brown banana in its nappy. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 35 minutes ago, ProfB said: Brown banana in its nappy. 🤮 (20 cm by 5 cm) The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking If you want to see it in person, go to: The Jórvík Viking Centre in the city of York, England. 👍 Imagine it dropping out of your arse hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: (20 cm by 5 cm) The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking If you want to see it in person, go to: The Jórvík Viking Centre in the city of York, England. 👍 Imagine it dropping out of your arse hole? Why is it bolted to the floor? Is there a likelihood of it escaping and running amok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why is it bolted to the floor? Is there a likelihood of it escaping and running amok? Cry havoc and let slip, the logs of war. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Why is it bolted to the floor? Is there a likelihood of it escaping and running amok? Silly me. I’ve just realised they must be worried incase someone steals it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: (20 cm by 5 cm) The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking Harald Hugearse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 6 hours ago, ProfB said: (20 cm by 5 cm) The Largest Fossilized Human Turd Ever Found Came From a Sick Viking If you want to see it in person, go to: The Jórvík Viking Centre in the city of York, England. 👍 Imagine it dropping out of your arse hole? Your new avatar maybe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Choo Choo https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2021-08-10/i-choo-choo-choose-you-couple-tie-the-knot-on-train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 54 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Choo Choo https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2021-08-10/i-choo-choo-choose-you-couple-tie-the-knot-on-train They're the drag act. Wheres the glamorous couple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Your new avatar maybe? I imagine these regularly drop out of Frank's arse everytime he coughs, barely touching the sides as it drops and spoils his crisp white espedrilles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo Cruz said: Choo Choo https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2021-08-10/i-choo-choo-choose-you-couple-tie-the-knot-on-train Why the fuck is this news?, I wonder how many straight couples have married on a train without any fucks given by the press? The only way this could be news is if her first name was Fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They're the drag act. Wheres the glamorous couple? It is part of the De super heteronormative programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: Why the fuck is this news?, I wonder how many straight couples have married on a train without any fucks given by the press? The only way this could be news is if her first name was Fanny. We are in a world of very vociferous minorities who often with little real need want the majority to suffer great inconvenience to adapt to their perceived "needs". I do wonder at what point people will start campaigning for the right of totally blind people to hold driving licences and the right to drive cars unsupervised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Clavo Cruz said: We are in a world of very vociferous minorities who often with little real need want the majority to suffer great inconvenience to adapt to their perceived "needs". I do wonder at what point people will start campaigning for the right of totally blind people to hold driving licences and the right to drive cars unsupervised. It isn't about making the world a better place for everyone, its about getting what you want at all costs regardless of the potential effect it will have on society and getting your moment in the limelight where everyone will congratulate you for being so brave in the face of adversity. Just look at what happened to J.K. Rowling when she made the mistake of trying to put the brakes on the trans train - that isn't the reasonable debate of level headed individuals willing to listen to criticism - its a screaming mob of petulant fanatics who refuse to hear anything but support for their own personal ideals and beliefs. Anything else is to be condemned as an "ism" or "phobia" - often with the same or even greater levels of ignorance and self assurance that they claim to have suffered themselves. An entire generation of healthy, wealthy and safe people who have become so bored with life that they desperately grasp at any chance to claim victimhood or be seen as championing the same for another. The simple fact that there's been mutterings and hints of support towards paedophiles in certain snowflake centralised parts of the internet for years proves that the perceived "problem" is only a secondary consideration to the reward of "solving" it for a lot of these dreamy-eyed rainbow cunts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Your new avatar maybe? I imagine these regularly drop out of Frank's arse everytime he coughs, barely touching the sides as it drops and spoil his crisp white espedrills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cry havoc and let slip, the logs of war. Luckily he got rid of this before he died or the gates of Valhalla would have been as destroyed as his arsehole when he tried to get to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 16 hours ago, King Billy said: Why is it bolted to the floor? Obviously to stop Dickless adding it to his collection, the scat mongering, OCD cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Choo Choo https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2021-08-10/i-choo-choo-choose-you-couple-tie-the-knot-on-train Why do they both bear more than just a passing resemblance to Ma Bacon from the Viz magazine?? Aren't lezzas bothered about their appearance nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Choo Choo https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2021-08-10/i-choo-choo-choose-you-couple-tie-the-knot-on-train It's disgusting: "They were able to invite 18 guests, including Ms Dale’s two sisters, who she had not seen since the virus crisis began." That should be "whom". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Jesus fucking H. Christ. What a pair of bulldykes. They're making my eyes hurt, honestly. The actuality of dungaree-clad butch lesbians in the real world is a far cry from the image the pornography industry portrays for the benefit of heterosexual males. I suppose it is however fitting that two clitoris-wrestling mammoths find one another attractive. Good luck to them, though I would also like to add that if I was the last man on Earth, and they the two last 'females', I would do everything within my power to make a break for the North Pole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Jesus fucking H. Christ. What a pair of bulldykes. They're making my eyes hurt, honestly. The reality of dungaree-clad butch lesbians in the real world is a far cry from the image the pornography industry portrays for the benefit of heterosexual males. I suppose it is however fitting that two clitoris-wrestling mammoths find one another attractive. Good luck to them, though I would also like to add that if I was the last man on Earth, and they the two last 'females', I would do everything within my power to make a break for the North Pole. We're talking a combined weight of 400lbs here, Wolfie. Better to just wank into the turkey baster on demand and run instead of being forcefully restrained and milked by amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 44 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We're talking a combined weight of 400lbs here, Wolfie. Better to just wank into the turkey baster on demand and run instead of being forcefully restrained and milked by amateurs. Weights got nothing to do with it as I would still give the rotund Kelly Brook one when she's waddling around in that FatFighters ad. These lezza tuskers have tried to polish that turd to within and inch of it's life with the addition of hideously dyed hair, tattoos and a gurn resembling Stephen Hawking taking a massive shit (in his current state) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Weights got nothing to do with it as I would still give the rotund Kelly Brook one when she's waddling around in that FatFighters ad. These lezza tuskers have tried to polish that turd to within and inch of it's life with the addition of hideously dyed hair, tattoos and a gurn resembling Stephen Hawking taking a massive shit (in his current state) You might be right. Maybe they just really liked the style of the Bartertown guards in Beyond the Thunderdome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's disgusting: "They were able to invite 18 guests, including Ms Dale’s two sisters, who she had not seen since the virus crisis began." That should be "whom". It’s an ITV news report ffs. The channel that broadcasts TOWIE, Love Island and tons of other assorted crap for consumption by brain dead fucking morons. I doubt they’d even understand in the slightest if somebody was to point out this grammatical error. Best just to hope they all die soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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