Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: AKA the Beijing Sharpshooter fallacy. It's hard to miss when there's fucking billions of them, just pretend the one you hit was the one you were aiming for. I was thinking more along the lines that there's a huge dust-pan lid type space between the slits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Paging Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 20 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Where the loyal brethren are from..bojoz prepped a hape of one bed holes in the gorbals for the orange stoopids PANZERMURPHYBABY You can say that again- in English this time you fucking prat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 21:31, Stubby Pecker said: Solly, me siry wide eyed cunt Me meant 2.5 mirrion I was saddened to discover China has 2.5m heroin addicts, especially as this makes up only 1/600th of its total population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You can say that again- in English this time you fucking prat Don’t confuse him Stubbs. He’s still trying to learn ‘Would you like me to suck your cock Master?’ in Cantonese and German, to whichever of his new overlords steps off the ferry first. The only thing he’ll need to know in English is…. ‘Help! I’m sorry. I got it all wrong as usual’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was saddened to discover China has 2.5m heroin addicts, especially as this makes up only 1/600th of its total population. Our 300,000 should be praised then as yet another shining example of Great Britain punching above its weight on the world stage. Fucking Chinks. Put that in your opium pipe and smoke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was saddened to discover China has 2.5m heroin addicts, especially as this makes up only 1/600th of its total population. Find a way to contaminate the acupuncture needle supply however, and you've got a fucking party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Find a way to contaminate the acupuncture needle supply however, and you've got a fucking party. I’ve been injecting bleach for almost a year now and it’s definitely stopped me catching coronavirus. My toilets in a right fucking state though. Swings and roundabouts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 The “war against drugs “ was lost years ago for fucks sake. The answer is to give alkies and druggies free stuff. Give alkies free booze and they will stay at home. They won’t go out to pubs and start fights or wander into the traffic and fuck up some innocent geezer’s car. The druggie losers won’t have to go out and shoplift, do burglaries or mug some cunt. Admittedly the drug dealers will be forced to do exactly the same thing but it might help if we didn’t allow every poncing low life criminal cunt into our country. Just my thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Sorry, I forgot to say that the more free shit we give to these losers the quicker they will die. It’s all about cost/ benefit analysis surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: The “war against drugs “ was lost years ago for fucks sake. The answer is to give alkies and druggies free stuff. Give alkies free booze and they will stay at home. They won’t go out to pubs and start fights or wander into the traffic and fuck up some innocent geezer’s car. The druggie losers won’t have to go out and shoplift, do burglaries or mug some cunt. Admittedly the drug dealers will be forced to do exactly the same thing but it might help if we didn’t allow every poncing low life criminal cunt into our country. Just my thoughts. No such thing as "free" drugs. Opium needs to be cultivated and harvested like a crop, with all of the workforce and infrastructure required by such. It needs to be transported and stored once it is harvested, and considering it'll be the good shit after all of that hard work it'll also need to be guarded and secured against smack zombies. The government isn't just suddenly going to start openly paying various criminal and terrorist organisations to produce and import it in the current way and the public certainly isn't going to want to foot the bill just to make a few stinking, useless druggies happy. Forced labour and rehabilitation camps are the way to go, with increased sentencing for repeat offenders. Teach the cunts a workable skill, make them benefit society for once by having them pay off the debt through hard work and keep putting them back in there until the message finally sinks in or they have PHDs in nanomalecular astrophysical biology or some shit. Edited December 8, 2021 by Roadkill Noticed I just advertised labour camps to a Jew as a positive thing. This wasn't intentional (this time). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 57 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No such thing as "free" drugs. Opium needs to be cultivated and harvested like a crop, with all of the workforce and infrastructure required by such. It needs to be transported and stored once it is harvested, and considering it'll be the good shit after all of that hard work it'll also need to be guarded and secured against smack zombies. The government isn't just suddenly going to start openly paying various criminal and terrorist organisations to produce and import it in the current way and the public certainly isn't going to want to foot the bill just to make a few stinking, useless druggies happy. Forced labour and rehabilitation camps are the way to go, with increased sentencing for repeat offenders. Teach the cunts a workable skill, make them benefit society for once by having them pay off the debt through hard work and keep putting them back in there until the message finally sinks in or they have PHDs in nanomalecular astrophysical biology or some shit. You seem to know a lot about this RK! Are all those huge "fuck off" greenhouses in your field really full of fruit and veg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You seem to know a lot about this RK! Are all those huge "fuck off" greenhouses in your field really full of fruit and veg? The ones in my back garden? Yes, absolutely. Just don't ask about the ones in اشتر شهر... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: No such thing as "free" drugs. Opium needs to be cultivated and harvested like a crop, with all of the workforce and infrastructure required by such. It needs to be transported and stored once it is harvested, and considering it'll be the good shit after all of that hard work it'll also need to be guarded and secured against smack zombies. The government isn't just suddenly going to start openly paying various criminal and terrorist organisations to produce and import it in the current way and the public certainly isn't going to want to foot the bill just to make a few stinking, useless druggies happy. Forced labour and rehabilitation camps are the way to go, with increased sentencing for repeat offenders. Teach the cunts a workable skill, make them benefit society for once by having them pay off the debt through hard work and keep putting them back in there until the message finally sinks in or they have PHDs in nanomalecular astrophysical biology or some shit. Buying up 100 million worth of smack and crack, lacing it with strychnine (or similar) and flooding the market would do the trick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Don’t confuse him Stubbs. He’s still trying to learn ‘Would you like me to suck your cock Master?’ in Cantonese and German, to whichever of his new overlords steps off the ferry first. The only thing he’ll need to know in English is…. ‘Help! I’m sorry. I got it all wrong as usual’. Future red faced bally baby runnin down the runway at George best international airport chasing a stuffed to the gills wanked out RAF Hercules lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Future red faced bally baby runnin down the runway at George best international airport chasing a stuffed to the gills wanked out RAF Hercules lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Why did they name an airport after an unreliable pisshead? Pat Jennings should have had the airport named after him. At least he was a safe pair of hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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