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camberwell gypsy

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I know that there'll be a few cc members who will disagree with me, but I find the whole thing about the giving, receiving and sending of Christmas cards one massive pain in the ring.  You have to remember who sent you one because it's your moral duty to send them one back. But, you don't have their address so now you have it in your mind that they think you're a bad, selfish person because you didn't send them one.  You get one in the last possible post day so again, you're made to feel guilty because you can't send one back. The worst is cunts at work who you sit next to all through the year and give you a card while wishing you a  "merry christmas"! So if you're like me you make a note of who gave you a card so you can reciprocate. Once I've  made a list and distributed my cards, I can feel relaxed. Then all of a sudden, at close of play, there's always sone bastard who I rarely speak to has dumped a card on my desk as they're pissing off home for the xmas break "Have a lovely christmas" they say. You cunt! 

What's everyone else think about this shitfest?

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What a load of commercialised, insignificant wank that people use as a convenient excuse for offence. If it's a very close friend or relative that lives many miles away I get it, but when it's from cunts you barely know and give even less of a fuck about, your next door neighbours, or cunts that have an office just down the corridor from you whom you see every day, it's pathetic school playground behaviour. Just say Merry Christmas and be done with it. 

I leave it to Mrs Goober to sort this crap out. Like ironing, it's women's work.

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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I know that there'll be a few cc members who will disagree with me, but I find the whole thing about the giving, receiving and sending of Christmas cards one massive pain in the ring.  You have to remember who sent you one because it's your moral duty to send them one back. But, you don't have their address so now you have it in your mind that they think you're a bad, selfish person because you didn't send them one.  You get one in the last possible post day so again, you're made to feel guilty because you can't send one back. The worst is cunts at work who you sit next to all through the year and give you a card while wishing you a  "merry christmas"! So if you're like me you make a note of who gave you a card so you can reciprocate. Once I've  made a list and distributed my cards, I can feel relaxed. Then all of a sudden, at close of play, there's always sone bastard who I rarely speak to has dumped a card on my desk as they're pissing off home for the xmas break "Have a lovely christmas" they say. You cunt! 

What's everyone else think about this shitfest?

'Reciprocate'. The fuck is this? I have banned all giving and receiving at all of our offices, for fear the competitive streak will relax. Fuck Christmas. Fuck giving to cunts who in reality wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, but blocking the coop entrance. I get gifts from interns. They are summarily dismissed and told to join the real world. 

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4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I know that there'll be a few cc members who will disagree with me, but I find the whole thing about the giving, receiving and sending of Christmas cards one massive pain in the ring.  You have to remember who sent you one because it's your moral duty to send them one back. But, you don't have their address so now you have it in your mind that they think you're a bad, selfish person because you didn't send them one.  You get one in the last possible post day so again, you're made to feel guilty because you can't send one back. The worst is cunts at work who you sit next to all through the year and give you a card while wishing you a  "merry christmas"! So if you're like me you make a note of who gave you a card so you can reciprocate. Once I've  made a list and distributed my cards, I can feel relaxed. Then all of a sudden, at close of play, there's always sone bastard who I rarely speak to has dumped a card on my desk as they're pissing off home for the xmas break "Have a lovely christmas" they say. You cunt! 

What's everyone else think about this shitfest?

On the plus side - the kite-sized monstrosities have been largely abandoned.

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On 17/12/2021 at 14:54, camberwell gypsy said:

I know that there'll be a few cc members who will disagree with me, but I find the whole thing about the giving, receiving and sending of Christmas cards one massive pain in the ring.  You have to remember who sent you one because it's your moral duty to send them one back. But, you don't have their address so now you have it in your mind that they think you're a bad, selfish person because you didn't send them one.  You get one in the last possible post day so again, you're made to feel guilty because you can't send one back. The worst is cunts at work who you sit next to all through the year and give you a card while wishing you a  "merry christmas"! So if you're like me you make a note of who gave you a card so you can reciprocate. Once I've  made a list and distributed my cards, I can feel relaxed. Then all of a sudden, at close of play, there's always sone bastard who I rarely speak to has dumped a card on my desk as they're pissing off home for the xmas break "Have a lovely christmas" they say. You cunt! 

What's everyone else think about this shitfest?

Don't start that caring shit in the first place.

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