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Cunts Corner Music Exchange VI


Mrs Roops

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22 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

There's no doubting La Summer's talent and voice but her breakout song leaves me cold. While she may well "feel the love", one cant help thinking this is about feeling the love of the paycheck for this by-the-numbers performance. OTOH Ms Strean looks like she is enjoying herself and goes on stage to entertain. 

When you said 'showing how it's done' or similar, you were referring to the performance and not the vocal quality? Have you got a singing voice Mrs Roops? I've heard you look like PJ Harvey, a similar voice also?

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13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

When you said 'showing how it's done' or similar, you were referring to the performance and not the vocal quality? Have you got a singing voice Mrs Roops? I've heard you look like PJ Harvey, a similar voice also?

Don’t encourage her Raas ffs. You’ll wish you’d never asked, believe me.

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1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

You were lucky.  I saw VH blow Sabs off the stage at Leicester De Montfort Hall May '78 for £1.75  There were 26 of us, all huddled together in t'corner of room...

I drove past Leicester once in my imaginary M4. The lingering stench of the place has made the car virtually worthless. My local imaginary BMW dealer told me my best hope of shifting it would be to stick a ‘for sale’ sign in the window and park it outside a mosque.

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19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I drove past Leicester once in my imaginary M4. The lingering stench of the place has made the car virtually worthless. My local imaginary BMW dealer told me my best hope of shifting it would be to stick a ‘for sale’ sign in the window and park it outside a mosque.

You shouldn't have been playing hide and sikh.

I was perfectly safe in the mosque pit.

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30 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I drove past Leicester once in my imaginary M4. The lingering stench of the place has made the car virtually worthless. My local imaginary BMW dealer told me my best hope of shifting it would be to stick a ‘for sale’ sign in the window and park it outside a mosque.

Why don’t you ask some imaginary Albanians if they’ll steal and fit a new imaginary interior?

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Why don’t you ask some imaginary Albanians if they’ll steal and fit a new imaginary interior?

Not a bad idea Eric. As it happens the Albanian ambassador is a very good friend of mine. He supplies me with trafficked sex slaves and I make sure he never runs out of Ferrera Roche at the Embassy. I’ll have a chat with him when he comes into the brothel later for his regular Thursday night ‘Three girl golden showers and anal carnage’ appointment. 
He’s done very well for himself considering he only arrived in the U.K. three months ago in a dinghy with all his worldly possessions in a rucksack on his back (£3m cash and twenty kilos of Bolivian flake). 

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1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

You shouldn't have been playing hide and sikh.

I was perfectly safe in the mosque pit.

Are you a white supremacist? Some greasy, sandal wearing cunt on the BBC News said we should be on the look out for them as they’re a dangerous threat to British democracy. I’m not convinced as he looked like the sort of cunt who drives taxis or works in a kebab shop up North and definitely arse rapes white schoolgirls on his days off. 

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5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you a white supremacist? Some greasy, sandal wearing cunt on the BBC News said we should be on the look out for them as they’re a dangerous threat to British democracy. I’m not convinced as he looked like the sort of cunt who drives taxis or works in a kebab shop up North and definitely arse rapes white schoolgirls on his days off. 

You cunts always want black and white answers.  Well it's time for you to stop crowing and end the gallows humour.  This'll soon be forcotton.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Oooh Matron !!!

No, not your bottom. I thought “bottom bitch” was the term used by pimps and whoremongers for an exceptionally talented female artiste with enormous earning potential (and tits).

I assumed that with you being a Snoop-Dogg stylee pimp daddy, you would have a couple on your staff.

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18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, not your bottom. I thought “bottom bitch” was the term used by pimps and whoremongers for an exceptionally talented female artiste with enormous earning potential (and tits).

I assumed that with you being a Snoop-Dogg stylee pimp daddy, you would have a couple on your staff.

All the ho’s in my stable are specialists in one way or another Eric. I’m just the bloke who manages the financial side of things, purely in their best interests because I know that most of them would struggle with their consciences if I wasn’t getting my fair share. And they all know that without me to look after them when their fanny’s been round the clock 3 or 4 times and eventually packs up, all the years of hard graft would have been for nothing. Times have changed. In the old days you could just tie them up, put them in a sack and chuck them in the canal when they became financially unviable. Fucking never ending new regulations are killing small businesses Eric. I’m seriously thinking of jacking it in and buying a little newsagents shop for the missus to work in.

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On 09/06/2023 at 18:55, King Billy said:

All the ho’s in my stable are specialists in one way or another Eric. I’m just the bloke who manages the financial side of things, purely in their best interests because I know that most of them would struggle with their consciences if I wasn’t getting my fair share. And they all know that without me to look after them when their fanny’s been round the clock 3 or 4 times and eventually packs up, all the years of hard graft would have been for nothing. Times have changed. In the old days you could just tie them up, put them in a sack and chuck them in the canal when they became financially unviable. Fucking never ending new regulations are killing small businesses Eric. I’m seriously thinking of jacking it in and buying a little newsagents shop for the missus to work in.

Get one of the little east European girls to work in your newsagents. She would be the ‘hun at the till’.

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