Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, southerncunt said: If you are the real Brony, you’ve mellowed. I'm a career man now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: If you are the real Brony, you’ve mellowed. He ain't. He's doing a Yarwood-esque medley of Corner legend impersonations. Stickers could be next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He ain't. He's doing a Yarwood-esque medley of Corner legend impersonations. Stickers could be next. I'll fucking do you with one punch, you racist cunt. Tomorrow, 9pm, Colchester General Car Park. You'd better fucking turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Keith Lard said: I'll fucking do you with one punch, you racist cunt. Tomorrow, 9pm, Colchester General Car Park. You'd better fucking turn up. Very good. You're either a returnee, or a very disturbed and obsessed individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Very good. You're either a returnee, or a very disturbed and obsessed individual. Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Back on topic. The government have announced everyone is to stop working from home and return to the office; I have a special condition so I was mostly in the office anyway, but now everybody is coming back. I can't interact with most people without trying to aggressively insert an industrial stapler in them, I'm also not going to be able to go on specialist websites on company time or sexually assault the disability coordinator's guide dog. This is all bad, but the worst thing is I'm going to have to come face to face with...her, the girl of my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Keith Lard said: This is all bad, but the worst thing is I'm going to have to come face to face with...her, the girl of my dreams. You’re not Harvey Price by any chance are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Keith Lard said: I'm a career man now. You've spelt 'queer' wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: You’re not Harvey Price by any chance are you? The girl of my dreams ain't Jordan's cavernous, spook loving, smelly cunt Fredds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Apparently all workplaces have to 'ease' people back to the office; everybody can't come back at once due to the risk of the sniffles. From my perspective that bides me a bit more time to be alone, to contemplate what wankers they all are. Except for one, she's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 20 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Apparently all workplaces have to 'ease' people back to the office; everybody can't come back at once due to the risk of the sniffles. From my perspective that bides me a bit more time to be alone, to contemplate what wankers they all are. Except for one, she's great. What is it about her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Apparently all workplaces have to 'ease' people back to the office; everybody can't come back at once due to the risk of the sniffles. From my perspective that bides me a bit more time to be alone, to contemplate what wankers they all are. Except for one, she's great. How is it possible to “work from home” in the sex offenders wing? You’re full of shite (and many varieties of spunk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: How is it possible to “work from home” in the sex offenders wing? You’re full of shite (and many varieties of spunk) Your shite'll be full of my spunk by the weekend, I'm gonna fire it up your bliff so hard you'll think you were rear-ended by a tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What is it about her? She's a Lawyer, in fact an advocate attached to the company. She's been practicing abroad for years, but still turns up occasionally. In haven't properly seen her since 2015, and I'm madly in love with her. I never talk to her though, I should've done, back in 2014-15 when she was regularly around but I didn't, and now it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: She's a Lawyer, in fact an advocate attached to the company. She's been practicing abroad for years, but still turns up occasionally. In haven't properly seen her since 2015, and I'm madly in love with her. I never talk to her though, I should've done, back in 2014-15 when she was regularly around but I didn't, and now it's too late. In a few years if the parole board decide you’re not a danger to the public and allow you out on day release you could maybe hide in a bush outside her office and bash one out. Never give up on your dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: In a few years if the parole board decide you’re not a danger to the public and allow you out on day release you could maybe hide in a bush outside her office and bash one out. Never give up on your dreams. Thank you for your support at this difficult time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: She's a Lawyer, in fact an advocate attached to the company. She's been practicing abroad for years, but still turns up occasionally. In haven't properly seen her since 2015, and I'm madly in love with her. I never talk to her though, I should've done, back in 2014-15 when she was regularly around but I didn't, and now it's too late. I suppose comparing any other woman to her, would be like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I suppose comparing any other woman to her, would be like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. You don't know the worst of it Eric! During the time she was away she met this wanker, got married to him and now has two kids by him. But I'm still fantasising about what things could have been like, but maybe it's too late. Or maybe she'll divorce him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 12 hours ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: You don't know the worst of it Eric! During the time she was away she met this wanker, got married to him and now has two kids by him. But I'm still fantasising about what things could have been like, but maybe it's too late. Or maybe she'll divorce him. Scruff?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 13 hours ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: You don't know the worst of it Eric! During the time she was away she met this wanker, got married to him and now has two kids by him. But I'm still fantasising about what things could have been like, but maybe it's too late. Or maybe she'll divorce him. Has anyone ever run into the back of your car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Just now, Dead Penelope said: Has anyone ever run into the back of your car? I don't drive. On the days I attend the soulless office I get a bus in, it takes me an hour and a half and is full of smelly cunts, jigaboos and disabled badge wearing vegetables. It really underlines the whole pointlessness of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 20:52, DCI Jean Cunt said: The girl of my dreams ain't Jordan's cavernous, spook loving, smelly cunt Fredds. Anne Widdicombe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 10 hours ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: I don't drive. On the days I attend the soulless office I get a bus in You dirty, smelly tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You dirty, smelly tramp. Go on, tell me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Go on, tell me more. Jimmy Cricket. nothing, escapes the quotemaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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