Frank Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I’m sat outside the trafalgar tavern, nothing better than London taaarn https://ibb.co/xLy16SQ Ed I’m 10 mins away from you. Fancy another eyeball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed I’m 10 mins away from you. Fancy another eyeball? Frank, I'm in The Compleat Angler. What you saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, I'm in The Compleat Angler. What you saying? I’m on a Thames Clipper heading east. What’s on your mind, dipshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: What’s on your mind, dipshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Ed I’m 10 mins away from you. Fancy another eyeball? No, you know what you did last time, never ever again… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Front row centre, People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. but take a look at me now! Now there's a cunt I never warmed to. A squinty little rat face, and a voice like having barbed wire pulled through your ears by an overly excited Joe Pasquale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Now there's a cunt I never warmed to. A squinty little rat face, and a voice like having barbed wire pulled through your ears by an overly excited Joe Pasquale. I would rather go and see the dentist… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: No, you know what you did last time, never ever again… Do you eyes in the back of your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Just now, Dead Penelope said: Do you eyes in the back of your head? I’ve never felt as dirty as I did that day, bear in mind I’m with a Welsh bird… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It’s hard to top the episode where I walked into Eddie’s life a few years ago. I called his bluff and there he was, exactly as you’d imagine.. a suburban flat-arsed simpleton in some City boozer at 3 in the afternoon, pouring over the Corner on his phone with his fat jug-eared mate. Eventually he turned and saw me staring at his weaselly little contractor’s head, put down his pint and disappeared into the ether. True. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, Frank said: pouring over the Corner on his phone Was that for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s hard to top the episode where I walked into Eddie’s life a few years ago. I called his bluff and there he was, exactly as you’d imagine.. a suburban flat-arsed simpleton in some City boozer at 3 in the afternoon, pouring over the Corner on his phone with his fat jug-eared mate. Eventually he turned and saw me staring at his weaselly little contractor’s head, put down his pint and disappeared into the ether. True. I’m a retired man of leisure, 3 weeks in and already drinking in the daytime 🥲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was that for me? That one’s for dipshit Parabolic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 18:34, Major Cunt said: .. Was taking it up the wrong un still illegal then? I'd Google it, but why bother when I can ask an old cunt like you. Indeed it was Marjorie. Bumming only became legal after the Sexual Offences Act 1967. It’s important to be aware of the law Marje or you might inadvertently end up in chokey yourself…….ironically getting it up the bum. You know what I mean? When you are as seriously thick as you Google can be your friend. Don’t dismiss it out of hand my dim little amigo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 On 24/03/2022 at 19:32, Decimus said: Fuck off princess. I asked Eddie a question and he answered. You had and generally have nothing to say worth saying. You are so easily unsettled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: You are so easily unsettled. It's your posting style which triggers it, Gronda. Whenever I read anything of yours, I imagine it delivered in a monotone voice without any sort inflection, droned out without a hint of contractions. You've got all the charisma of a dead baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: Indeed it was Marjorie. Bumming only became legal after the Sexual Offences Act 1967. It’s important to be aware of the law Marje or you might inadvertently end up in chokey yourself…….ironically getting it up the bum. You know what I mean? When you are as seriously thick as you Google can be your friend. Don’t dismiss it out of hand my dim little amigo. Judge .. all you will ever get from me is respect, nothing other than respect .. now I know what your real job is/was. Could you price up the likely cost of two barrels cut in half to use as flower holders in my garden .. also do you have any knowledge of calking as I know some one who has got a very leaky boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 53 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: I know some one who has got a very leaky boat? Keep your eyes peeled for a man wearing a snorkel and carrying a brace and bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Keep your eyes peeled for a man wearing a snorkel and carrying a brace and bit. The garden pond is very deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 On 25/03/2022 at 21:50, judgetwi said: or you might inadvertently end up in chokey yourself Indeed. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the box and were dismissed from the force a long time ago, but did you know that being pissed whilst in charge of a mobility scooter is an offence that carries a sentence of imprisonment? Continue leaving the Pink Oboe in the state that you post at and you might just get your wish. You'll be easy pickings for Ahmed and the boys when they offer to help you shower. I'd keep the religious beliefs to yourself or they might drown you after... Know what I mean mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 16 hours ago, Decimus said: It's your posting style which triggers it, Gronda. Whenever I read anything of yours, I imagine it delivered in a monotone voice without any sort inflection, droned out without a hint of contractions. You've got all the charisma of a dead baby. Well, we can't all be as hilarious as you. Using dead infants to make your point isn't a good look but I'm sure you amused yourself. What are your thoughts on Jimmy Carr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 46 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Well, we can't all be as hilarious as you. Using dead infants to make your point isn't a good look but I'm sure you amused yourself. What are your thoughts on Jimmy Carr? I see Decco as someone who sits all alone bouncing up and down on a whoopie cushion and giggling to himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 Just now, Dead Penelope said: I see Decco as someone who sits all alone bouncing up and down on a whoopie cushion and giggling to himself. I want to be in his gang and subscribe to his newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I want to be in his gang and subscribe to his newsletter. I am hoping to go to Norfuck to photograph Swallowtail Butterflies in June .. I might knock on his door and say hullo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 24/03/2022 at 20:10, Eddie said: I’m a retired man of leisure, 3 weeks in and already drinking in the daytime 🥲 Get yourself a decent camera and set of lenses and sneak around the Essex marshes or the Zomerzet levels .. there's a lot going for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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