Neil Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 This year Sky have trawled through suitable commentators able to bring the viewer concise and inside information into the cream of motorsports, who did they come up with?...Some dusky split arse who won a grand total of 9 races in 11 fucking years in a fucking Renault Clio. Box ticking taken to a whole new level, fucking pc cunts who have now ruined Sky's coverage. I shall now watch foreign channels with the sound turned down. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, Neil said: This year Sky have trawled through suitable commentators able to bring the viewer concise and inside information into the cream of motorsports, who did they come up with?...Some dusky split arse who won a grand total of 9 races in 11 fucking years in a fucking Renault Clio. Box ticking taken to a whole new level, fucking pc cunts who have now ruined Sky's coverage. I shall now watch foreign channels with the sound turned down. Cunts Just as I read this an Adidas advert came up on the channel I'm (rightly) illegally streaming, trying to convince a bunch of fat cunts and Down's Syndromes that they can be athletes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just as I read this an Adidas advert came up on the channel I'm (rightly) illegally streaming, trying to convince a bunch of fat cunts and Down's Syndromes that they can be athletes. Were there any one-legged negro albinos? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just as I read this an Adidas advert came up on the channel I'm (rightly) illegally streaming, trying to convince a bunch of fat cunts and Down's Syndromes that they can be athletes. I thought I'd tuned in to the comedy channel, have you clocked the one with the bird with the 3 stripes on her jihab? Id like to see the cunt swimming in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, Neil said: I thought I'd tuned in to the comedy channel, have you clocked the one with the bird with the 3 stripes on her jihab? Id like to see the cunt swimming in it. That means she has 3 husbands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, Neil said: I thought I'd tuned in to the comedy channel, have you clocked the one with the bird with the 3 stripes on her jihab? Id like to see the cunt swimming in it. I'd like to see the cunt swimming in it Take your foot off her head and you may well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just as I read this an Adidas advert came up on the channel I'm (rightly) illegally streaming, trying to convince a bunch of fat cunts and Down's Syndromes that they can be athletes. There must be some sort of competition between advertising executives going on at the moment trying to see who can get the most useless and ridiculous individual to advertise their shit. You wait, Shane McGowan (or Billy) will be popping up advertising Oral-B, Paula Radcliffe advertising Tena pants and Rosie Jones advertising the Operation game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 41 minutes ago, Neil said: I thought I'd tuned in to the comedy channel, have you clocked the one with the bird with the 3 stripes on her jihab? Id like to see the cunt swimming in it. No I'm watching some Canadian broadcast where the cunts keep muting the race and playing fucking adverts over it every ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 These cars look heavy as shit in the corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 15:49, Roadkill said: These cars look heavy as shit in the corners. I bet they don't take a wet bend as well as my shit, and leave skid marks while doing it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 15:25, Cunty BigBollox said: Shane McGowan (or Billy) will be popping up advertising Oral-B, They better be fucking quick if they want me Drew. I’m in Budapest and I’ll be back Friday night with the best set of gnashers in Britain. My agent has advised me not to get out of bed for less than fifty grand a day, starting next week. I hope he’s giving me good advice or my pyjamas are going to fucking stink pretty quick. Im drinking plum brandy in the hotel bar tonight Drew. What do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Im drinking plum brandy in the hotel bar tonight Drew. What do you think of that? Well, you know what they say, plum brandy makes you bum randy. I'm sure you'll have a great night and I dread to think what your pyjamas will look like tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, you know what they say, plum brandy makes you bum randy. I'm sure you'll have a great night and I dread to think what your pyjamas will look like tomorrow. Lol Not only will Billy’s wallet be a lot lighter after his new choppers but his arsehole might need a lot more serious work after a dry back scuttling from a Romanian gypsy type 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lol Not only will Billy’s wallet be a lot lighter after his new choppers but his arsehole might need a lot more serious work after a dry back scuttling from a Romanian gypsy type I don’t know where to start here. Racism, homophobia, glorifying male rape and alcohol abuse. Excellent post imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, you know what they say, plum brandy makes you bum randy Who are ‘they’ exactly? And why would ‘they’ say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t know where to start here. Racism, homophobia, glorifying male rape and alcohol abuse. Excellent post imo. Thanks for acknowledging my efforts to drag the corner back to a state of normalcy billy. I’m sure others round here have noticed how fucking gay it is recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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