Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go into Morrisons. Arctic Roll is surprisingly hidden in the frozen food section. And my 'true colours' were the ones you've seen up to now. The Eric Cuntman who tried to accept you as an entertaining eccentric, only to discover that you're a nasty little troll. Now fuck off cunt. You've had all the rope you're fucking getting. Calm down, Eric. Your bum isn't actually on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Calm down, Eric. Your bum isn't actually on fire. Another fucking cunt that mistakes my natural kindness for weakness. I'll leave it on the pile with the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another fucking cunt that mistakes my natural kindness for weakness. I'll leave it on the pile with the others. Could be worse - it could have been a Pete. What's she done to get you so riled up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go into Morrisons. Arctic Roll is surprisingly hidden in the frozen food section. And my 'true colours' were the ones you've seen up to now. The Eric Cuntman who tried to accept you as an entertaining eccentric, only to discover that you're a nasty little troll. Now fuck off cunt. You've had all the rope you're fucking getting. I don’t know why you bother with this borderline simpleton, Eric. It’s not firing on all thrusters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another fucking cunt that mistakes my natural kindness for weakness. I'll leave it on the pile with the others. You're a shark Eric, fuck this little minow cunt, rip it to shreds and leave its entrails as a warning to everyone else. @ProfB you're fucked now, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I don’t know why you bother with this borderline simpleton, Eric. It’s not firing on all thrusters. Because I can't help it. I'm like St Francis of Assisi for spastics. I even stopped trying to kill Albert after a while. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Could be worse - it could have been a Pete. What's she done to get you so riled up? I've always tried to be nice to her. And it gets thrown back. I don't fucking like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always tried to be nice to her. And it gets thrown back. I don't fucking like that. I was all for destroying it when it showed up, but I held back because you seemed to get along. Now I can't bring myself to do more than post kitten images in response when it completely confuses me with drivel, but have fun. Make it hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always tried to be nice to her. And it gets thrown back. I don't fucking like that. How was in thrown back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: How was in thrown back? What's Arctic Roll, BTW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: How was in thrown back? Because you can't differentiate between people taking the piss for fun, which is why we all joined a site called 'Cunts Corner', and people being genuinely malicious. I take the piss out of RK, Decs, Billy, fucking everybody. We're all still mates though. You get all fucking paranoid and cunty about it though. That's how. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Sorry Eric, I preferred when we were mates. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's Arctic Roll, BTW? Raspberry ripple ice cream, with sponge cake round the outside. I've got one in the feeezer, even though they don't exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's Arctic Roll, BTW? A sponge roll with ice cream in the centre, that a loving aunty or Grandma would have in her freezer for her grandchildren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Raspberry ripple ice cream, with sponge cake round the outside. I've got one in the feeezer, even though they don't exist. Morries online says no longer in stock, but if you got one from Morries you will know otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Raspberry ripple ice cream, with sponge cake round the outside. I've got one in the feeezer, even though they don't exist. That sounds fucking delicious. Roll on payday. One Stop chilli for me tonight though. I might cut up a pepperami and throw it in to mask the taste of gristle and bollock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That sounds fucking delicious. Roll on payday. One Stop chilli for me tonight though. I might cut up a pepperami and throw it in to mask the taste of gristle and bollock. 'Twenty year old turkey in a thirty year old tin. I can't wait 'til tomorrow, to thaw one out again' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was all for destroying it when it showed up, but I held back because you seemed to get along. Now I can't bring myself to do more than post kitten images in response when it completely confuses me with drivel, but have fun. Make it hurt. I think that it might be Benders other half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another fucking cunt that mistakes my natural kindness for weakness. I'll leave it on the pile with the others. Eric you would befriend Adolf Hitler for a ‘like’ you leader board whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Eric you would befriend Adolf Hitler for a ‘like’ you leader board whore. I would befriend Adolf Hitler anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would befriend Adolf Hitler anyway. He murdered Blondie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: He murdered Blondie. Karaoke was never his strong point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 59 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's Arctic Roll, BTW? Isn't that what you perform in a canoe? Or is that a blowjob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: He murdered Blondie. When they released 'The Tide is High' they needed fucking murdering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karaoke was never his strong point. I dunno, he absolutely nailed 'Gas Panic!'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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