Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 You can't say "brainstorm" now in case it offends epileptics. No, really! You're supposed to say "mind shower" instead. On a semi-related note, I was forced to attend a neurodivergence awareness course not long back. I had the stupid bitch who was delivering it in literal tears at one point. I don't think she'd ever actually met an ultra-high-functioning autistic sociopath before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Timmy Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Ideas on how she should die please. Try to get John Worboys released. That should fix her cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. There will be another woman who is jealous of her. Pit them against each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 14 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. PM @Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. I made a similar mistake about four years back when hiring a telephony member of staff for our department. This cunt was on 18k a year with possibly one of the shittest and mind-numbingly dull jobs in the world. I didn't expect much, just for him to keep his fucking mouth shut unless he was talking to some Joe Public wanker on the phone. What I ended up with was a pompous little shit who thought he was heading a Fortune 500 company. He'd wear a full three piece suit every day as it made him feel "confident" and would send me a dozen enthusiastic emails per day. His brown nosing of me along with his "helpful suggestions or improvements" aside, the thing that infuriated me the most would be that he signed each of them off with "BA Hons". At least your one has got tits for you to ogle, all this cunt had to look at was a Tin-Tin lunchbox and a George Asda suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I made a similar mistake about four years back when hiring a telephony member of staff for our department. This cunt was on 18k a year with possibly one of the shittest and mind-numbingly dull jobs in the world. I didn't expect much, just for him to keep his fucking mouth shut unless he was talking to some Joe Public wanker on the phone. What I ended up with was a pompous little shit who thought he was heading a Fortune 500 company. He'd wear a full three piece suit every day as it made him feel "confident" and would send me a dozen enthusiastic emails per day. His brown nosing of me along with his "helpful suggestions or improvements" aside, the thing that infuriated me the most would be that he signed each of them off with "BA Hons". At least your one has got tits for you to ogle, all this cunt had to look at was a Tin-Tin lunchbox and a George Asda suit. Sometimes you can be a terrible cunt. I fuckin loved that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. Fucking simple, there must be something that's worth nicking that fits into a handbag. When she's out of the office "steal" something and secrete it in her bag. When she's back anounce that somethings been stolen and everyone to turn out their stuff (Trading Places) Hey presto, bang to rights. If she starts whining she didn't do it just tell her to "fuck off" and think herself lucky you're not calling the filth. Or you could PM @Neil if you really want to off the cunt but he'll want money for petrol and cement. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You can't say "brainstorm" now in case it offends epileptics. No, really! You're supposed to say "mind shower" instead. On a semi-related note, I was forced to attend a neurodivergence awareness course not long back. I had the stupid bitch who was delivering it in literal tears at one point. I don't think she'd ever actually met an ultra-high-functioning autistic sociopath before. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.H2Ql9nuXzpD10oOE26lObgEsCo%26pid%3DApi&f=1 https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.H2Ql9nuXzpD10oOE26lObgEsCo%26pid%3DApi&f=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I fear I have made a grave mistake. I hired an enthusiastic female student with an impeccable hourglass figure, secretary glasses and a tricky masters under her belt. Whilst she is donning a pencil over her ear everyday at work (we build data systems and process data, using fucking computers), I have been grinding my teeth and failing to concentrate on organising the rest of these retards into profitable action. Not because she is a sexy distraction, but because she appears to have taken over the office with boundless enthusiasm and an excellent work ethic. Essentially, we have been producing work in an orderly fashion and to a high standard for 6 weeks now and I have played next to no part in this, at all. My fear based passive aggressive staredowns have given way to kindly encouragement and morning fucking muffins. She is currently the lowest level of employee but is somehow running the show. Ideas on how she should die please. Running logistics in Ukraine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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