New World Order or One World Government? ‘And here it is folks. The Great Reset’ coming to your neighbourhood on the 22nd of May 2022. Prepare your arseholes.

[Mrs Roops]

12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Spin it how your ego feels fit (as usual) the fact is, how do you know that was me ? how do you know for sure ? Is it because i said so, then you have been mugged yet again, mugged by a mug, three years on and you're still getting mugged, why don't you have a mug of tea...fuck me , how many mugs is that.

Muggy cockless confused bint.

Colour me incredulous but it seems to me you're fighting a rearguard battle to salvage your own brittle ego, yes?

8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Really ? Build a fucking statue for the stupid bint, then you can worship her saggy saddle bags...

Of course your tantrum has nothing to do with you being hoisted by your own petard? You mugged yourself, end of, you mug's mug.

[Dyslexic cnut]

41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Colour me incredulous but it seems to me you're fighting a rearguard battle to salvage your own brittle ego, yes?

Of course your tantrum has nothing to do with you being hoisted by your own petard? You mugged yourself, end of, you mug's mug.

‘With?’

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Never mind that shit, DC. I found the cunt that nicked that Ukranian you wanted:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10839637/Father-DUMPS-partner-falling-22-year-old-Ukrainian-refugee-came-live-them.html

Not only has the smarmy cunt bagged her, he's clearly been copying your plan step by step. And the fucking radiation hasn't even taken its toll yet.

I’m out of ideas to get out of this debacle. Unless…does @Neil do airport runs?

[Neil]

Does she take it up the Donbas region?

[Dyslexic cnut]

30 minutes ago, Neil said:

Does she take it up the Donbas region?

She’ll have no say in the matter but I believe she’s recently taken a javelin in her Kharkiv area.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

‘With?’

The term used correctly is 'hoist by your own petard'.

petard meaning a makeshift bomb, usually placed beneath a gate or wall during a siege. 'Hoist' describes being sent airborne by accidental deployment.

Amazing what you learn reading Bernard Cornwell.

[Penny Farthing]

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The term used correctly is 'hoist by your own petard'.

petard meaning a makeshift bomb, usually placed beneath a gate or wall during a siege. 'Hoist' describes being sent airborne by accidental deployment.

Amazing what you learn reading Bernard Cornwell.

The first time I ever heard something similar to this was back in 1968 when I heard an old cunt say that his neighbour had been "hoisted by his own petain".  .. there was no google back then.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said:

The first time I ever heard something similar to this was back in 1968 when I heard an old cunt say that his neighbour had been "hoisted by his own petain".  .. there was no google back then.

If you actually read crappy old fashioned paper type books and can remember things, you need less google in the first place.

[Penny Farthing]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you actually read crappy old fashioned paper type books and can remember things, you need less google in the first place.

I often find the minor error more interesting that the true answer.

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The term used correctly is 'hoist by your own petard'.

petard meaning a makeshift bomb, usually placed beneath a gate or wall during a siege. 'Hoist' describes being sent airborne by accidental deployment.

Amazing what you learn reading Bernard Cornwell.

Tell it to William Shakespeare and Hamlet, Eric. Bernard Cromwell my refugee avoiding cock.

[Jake The Muss]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Colour me incredulous but it seems to me you're fighting a rearguard battle to salvage your own brittle ego, yes?

Of course your tantrum has nothing to do with you being hoisted by your own petard? You mugged yourself, end of, you mug's mug.

It'a a well known concept that most on here think you're a arrogant thicko who has no idea about anything, just a copy and paste used up tart.

Of course there will be a couple of lost souls who worship your saggy pyramid tits and ripped out fireplace.

But you forget one thing ?

[Eric Cuntman]

19 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

It'a a well known concept that most on here think you're a arrogant thicko who has no idea about anything, just a copy and paste used up tart.

Of course there will be a couple of lost souls who worship your saggy pyramid tits and ripped out fireplace.

But you forget one thing ?

What's the one thing Fends?!?!?! Ooh ooh tell! I'm so excited I might do a wee wee!

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

It'a a well known concept that most on here think you're a arrogant thicko who has no idea about anything, just a copy and paste used up tart.

Of course there will be a couple of lost souls who worship your saggy pyramid tits and ripped out fireplace.

But you forget one thing ?

Here's a concept you're struggling with - just because you say something it doesn't mean its true. Give it a rest, Fends - I'm not interested.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Here's a concept you're struggling with - just because you say something it doesn't mean its true. Give it a rest, Fends - I'm not interested.

Without a trace of irony…

[Mrs Roops]

34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Without a trace of irony…

Go on, please explain...

[Roadkill]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The term used correctly is 'hoist by your own petard'.

petard meaning a makeshift bomb, usually placed beneath a gate or wall during a siege. 'Hoist' describes being sent airborne by accidental deployment.

Amazing what you learn reading Bernard Cornwell.

They should call suicide bombers "blouse petarders".

[Decimus]

6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

It'a a well known concept that most on here think you're a arrogant thicko who has no idea about anything, just a copy and paste used up tart.

Of course there will be a couple of lost souls who worship your saggy pyramid tits and ripped out fireplace.

But you forget one thing ?

What's your plan of action here, Bend?

I absolutely love an underdog, but if you carry on with this line of attack you're going to end up getting severely hurt. It's already like watching Harvey Price debating the late Christopher Hitchens. I'll let you work out which one you are.

[Jake The Muss]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What's your plan of action here, Bend?

I absolutely love an underdog, but if you carry on with this line of attack you're going to end up getting severely hurt. It's already like watching Harvey Price debating the late Christopher Hitchens. I'll let you work out which one you are.

Severely hurt ?

You mean my feelings are going to get hurt ?

I don't have any feelings duckie and i don't have a plan of action...what's next and where to is all i live for.

[Roadkill]

12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Severely hurt ?

You mean my feelings are going to get hurt ?

I don't have any feelings duckie and i don't have a plan of action...what's next and where to is all i live for.

You'd cry if @Eddie died. Don't deny it.

[Jake The Muss]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Here's a concept you're struggling with - just because you say something it doesn't mean its true. Give it a rest, Fends - I'm not interested.

I never said anything was true, one man's truth is another's bullshit...but as long as i'm not getting to you.

Stick to moderating as that's what you do best, as for cunting and getting in to petty debate...leave that to us.

All the best.

[Jake The Muss]

16 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You'd cry if @Eddie died. Don't deny it.

I fucking love Ed, i would be gutted if anything happened to my whipping boy.

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

It'a a well known concept that most on here think you're a arrogant thicko who has no idea about anything, just a copy and paste used up tart.

Of course there will be a couple of lost souls who worship your saggy pyramid tits and ripped out fireplace.

But you forget one thing ?

 

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Give it a rest, Fends - I'm not interested.

I can’t imagine how much more fucking loopy Lou batshit crazy she’d go if she found something that interested her Fends. Frightening.

[Mrs Roops]

22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I never said anything was true, one man's truth is another's bullshit...but as long as i'm not getting to you.

Stick to moderating as that's what you do best, as for cunting and getting in to petty debate...leave that to us.

All the best.

You're hardly likely to preface an assertion as untrue which makes your defence meaningless thereby rendering your argument as totally without merit. Your sloppy, feeble-minded thinking goes some way in explaining why you can only secure employment as a railings painter, so small wonder that you and the other 10% of punters who are devoid of any critical thought processing won't be left alone to the site's "cunting".

[Penny Farthing]

15 hours ago, Decimus said:

What's your plan of action here, Bend?

I absolutely love an underdog, but if you carry on with this line of attack you're going to end up getting severely hurt. It's already like watching Harvey Price debating the late Christopher Hitchens. I'll let you work out which one you are.

Christopher Hitchins.

[Decimus]

4 hours ago, Penelope Alive said:

Christopher Hitchins.

You stupid fucking cunt.