ProfB Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Have you got the bunting and flags out Eric? Oooohhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 21 minutes ago, ProfB said: Oooohhh. Are you ok ProfB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 26 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Have you got the bunting and flags out Eric? Have you got your cock out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you ok ProfB? Yes, Eric, it's just a secret person knows ProfB doesn't like BUNTING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes, Eric, it's just a secret person knows ProfB doesn't like BUNTING. There's a professional darts player named Steven Bunting. He's fat and from Liverpool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a professional darts player named Steven Bunting. He's fat and from Liverpool. He’s given up darts. He’s the world gurning champion now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a professional darts player named Steven Bunting. He's fat and from Liverpool. It's a woman, my nick name for her is bessie bunting, she lives next door to me & she's soo jealous. She's a short, wide load, with more wrinkles than a camel's arse. Her hubby, looks like a piece of shit emerging from a rabies dog's arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 18:40, Major Cunt said: We're unlikely to ever cross paths due to you folding easier than a Margate deckchair, but here's a little food for thought! You've been warned, Ed. “Now rub some coal dust on them wounds” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: “Now rub some coal dust on them wounds” Don't watch the 'directors cut'. It's sickening. Carlin has a gayboy in his cell and calls him 'my missus'. The cunt doesn't appear in the original release version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 42 minutes ago, ProfB said: Her hubby, looks like a piece of shit emerging from a rabies dog's arse. Is his name Eddie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is his name Eddie? Allan, even worse than Edible. 👑 Billy is great. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is his name Eddie? That’s it, you fends and smelly bollocks, Danson park, Friday 9am. Bring a borrowed daily mail and take a pic for proof, you’re all in a heap of trouble. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Eddie said: That’s it, you fends and smelly bollocks, Danson park, Friday 9am. Bring a borrowed daily mail and take a pic for proof, you’re all in a heap of trouble. Don't bring the kids, Ed, a'la Bend style, ProfB might turn up... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: That’s it, you fends and smelly bollocks, Danson park, Friday 9am. Bring a borrowed daily mail and take a pic for proof, you’re all in a heap of trouble. It’s a deal as long as you bring my fucking brake pads Ed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 17:59, Major Cunt said: I've been sparring with @Jake The Muss and he's a formidable opponent. Bring Fatty along and we can straighten it all out, Ed. Can't miss fatty as he weeble wobbles along, the daft cunt will be out of breathe, so just a finger point will knock the lardass to the ground. You have this in the bag MC..if Ed shows (a very fucking big if) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 20:57, ProfB said: Allan, even worse than Edible. 👑 Billy is great. Love ProfB xxx Nothing is worse than Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 21:39, Eddie said: That’s it, you fends and smelly bollocks, Danson park, Friday 9am. Bring a borrowed daily mail and take a pic for proof, you’re all in a heap of trouble. I'm gonna smash your fucking cunting thick skull flat and get off on it after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Kerry Katona announces engagement to Prince Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm gonna smash your fucking cunting thick skull flat and get off on it after. Busy day, how many k have you done today? that’s cider not kilometres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Can't miss fatty as he weeble wobbles along, the daft cunt will be out of breathe, so just a finger point will knock the lardass to the ground. You have this in the bag MC..if Ed shows (a very fucking big if) Out of breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Busy day, how many k have you done today? that’s cider not kilometres. I don't drink, my body is my temple and you're going to feel the full force of it. Get your prayer mat out cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I don't drink, my body is my temple and you're going to feel the full force of it. Get your prayer mat out cunt. Fuck me, you’re this stupid without alcohol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 57 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck me, you’re this stupid without alcohol! You believe anything, Roops saddle bag sucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, pegleg said: Kerry Katona announces engagement to Prince Andrew About time. He proposed to her when she was 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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