Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Kerry Katona has announced she is quitting the UK What the fuck will her taxi driver do? https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/kerry-katona-announced-quitting-uk-23975606 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Kerry Katona has announced she is quitting the UK What the fuck will her taxi driver do? https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/kerry-katona-announced-quitting-uk-23975606 I wish this cunt would be relocated to the surface of the sun by a disgruntled portal imp. You I would teleport onto an Aztec operating table to have your cock lopped off. It will be used in magics to prevent small-pox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I wish this cunt would be relocated to the surface of the sun by a disgruntled portal imp. You I would teleport onto an Aztec operating table to have your cock lopped off. It will be used in magics to prevent small-pox. That would need to holistic as I do not have a cock .. similar in as much as you do not have a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: That would need to holistic If you are to claim I am absent a brain, perhaps you ought to edit this? You a thicker than 2 planks sandwiching a Diane Abbott and Bernard Manning coital tryst. You are a cunt. A really massive, sweaty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Kerry Katona has announced she is quitting the UK What the fuck will her taxi driver do? https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/kerry-katona-announced-quitting-uk-23975606 Why is this a cunt? Another lazy, idiotic nom from a pointless fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why is this a cunt? Another lazy, idiotic nom from a pointless fucking idiot. Good morning Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Oh no😥 How will we cope losing a useless, vacuous, up her arse, fucking dross merchant like this cunt? Oh hang on I forgot, there's the Vardy/Rooney shitfest going on. As you were. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I wish this cunt would be relocated to the surface of the sun by a disgruntled portal imp. You I would teleport onto an Aztec operating table to have your cock lopped off. It will be used in magics to prevent small-pox. Started off well PC but fell off with the derailment of the thread in the second paragraph. Must try harder. See me after school for a towel whipping you horrible little miscreant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Started off well PC but fell off with the derailment of the thread in the second paragraph. Must try harder. See me after school for a towel whipping you horrible little miscreant No derailment here, honest miss. A two sentence post gets what it deserves. I only ask that this simpleton writes a paragraph or two. A bit of effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Kerry Katona has announced she is quitting the UK What the fuck will her taxi driver do? https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/kerry-katona-announced-quitting-uk-23975606 I'm not coping. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not coping. We are all here for you Eric .. you are strong, you will make it through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: We are all here for you Eric .. you are strong, you will make it through. I'll just look at some kitten pictures and have a mug of choc-choc with sprinkles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 For those without an encyclopaedic knowledge of Corner history, the "taxi driver" bit is a reference to a former poster who was less than complimentary about Ms Katona. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 57 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: We are all here for you Eric .. you are strong, you will make it through. He won't. He went to pieces when Take That disbanded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: For those without an encyclopaedic knowledge of Corner history, the "taxi driver" bit is a reference to a former poster who was less than complimentary about Ms Katona. He kept those posts coming for a couple of years I think .. I do wonder whether it was he who later posted as Shitstabber Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 This country will be a better place without this flabby, thick, attention-seeking, coke-snorting alcoholic northern slag in it, who's made millions from selling her addiction problems to tabloid media, often citing her reasons to 'help others' while gratuitously accepting tens of thousands in return. A permanent relocation is an excellent idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This country will be a better place without this flabby, thick, attention-seeking, coke-snorting alcoholic northern slag in it, who's made millions from selling her addiction problems to tabloid media, often citing her reasons to 'help others' while gratuitously accepting tens of thousands in return. A permanent relocation is an excellent idea. I’ve fingered her. Lost me sovereign ring, watch & cufflinks. She got the ale in too…during. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve fingered her. Lost me sovereign ring, watch & cufflinks. She got the ale in too…during. I knew her before she joined Nuclear Bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh no😥 How will we cope losing a useless, vacuous, up her arse, fucking dross merchant like this cunt? Probably the same way we all coped when Punkape was serving his lengthy ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I knew her before she joined Nuclear Bunny. Fission Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: This country will be a better place without this flabby, thick, attention-seeking, coke-snorting alcoholic northern slag in it, who's made millions from selling her addiction problems to tabloid media, often citing her reasons to 'help others' while gratuitously accepting tens of thousands in return. A permanent relocation is an excellent idea. Her mother is remaining in the UK and she is probably even more coked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: He kept those posts coming for a couple of years I think .. I do wonder whether it was he who later posted as Shitstabber Michael. Fuck off, you horrible old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, you horrible old cunt. Was it you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Does any one really care what this stupid spunk stained-bi-polar bint does ? Still...i would love to spunk all over her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew her before she joined Nuclear Bunny. I banged the ginger one in their heyday. It's a night i'll always remember due to her skills with the pink oboe and riding me like Lester Piggot on a favourite at the Grand National! Can't remember her fucking name though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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