King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I appreciate your help KB, now maths isn't my best subject but could I was thinking if I gave you £50 and you times it by 600%... It would mean I can fuck her and you owe me £7,000,000. Obviously as it's the cost of living crisis and all that, I'll accept installments of a fiver a week. It'll all be paid off in a month. Make it £60 and you can spend all night frantically doing her and Tim Henman up the wrongun with a tennis racquet from the post Wimbledon Sports Direct bargain bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Make it £60 and you can spend all night frantically doing her and Tim Henman up the wrongun with a tennis racquet from the post Wimbledon Sports Direct bargain bin. I'll pass on Tim Henman, although I'll pay £70 to give her one as long as I can beat Henman to death with a racquet afterwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 38 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'll pass on Tim Henman, although I'll pay £70 to give her one as long as I can beat Henman to death with a racquet afterwards. I’ve spoken to Timmy and It’s a deal.🤝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 On 28/05/2022 at 19:56, Cuntybaws said: Without knowing the first thing about this film I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "no", solely on the grounds that Cruise is a midget fucking Scientology weirdo who would struggle in real life to even open the in-flight peanuts. Also, don't they have cinemas in Australia? I mean, I knew it was grim down there, but even so... until last night, I would’ve said the same. We’re wrong. It’s fucking brilliant. Tom Cruise is without doubt an apex level prick… but he’s struck a decisive blow in the name of straight white men, without allowing political correctness to influence a fucking thing. Better than the original, better than ‘Firefox’. And a fuckload better better than ‘Iron Eagle’. The dogfight against 5th generation computerised fighters, in a stolen 1980s F14 Tomcat is spectacular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: until last night, I would’ve said the same. We’re wrong. It’s fucking brilliant. Tom Cruise is without doubt an apex level prick… but he’s struck a decisive blow in the name of straight white men, without allowing political correctness to influence a fucking thing. Better than the original, better than ‘Firefox’. And a fuckload better better than ‘Iron Eagle’. The dogfight against 5th generation computerised fighters, in a stolen 1980s F14 Tomcat is spectacular. My favourite part is where Goose comes back at the end in a P-51 Mustang he spent the last thirty years rebuilding on the deserted island he washed up on and suicide rams the baddie's (played by Steven Segal) B-2 stealth bomber whilst he screams "Top Gun!!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My favourite part is where Goose comes back at the end in a P-51 Mustang he spent the last thirty years rebuilding on the deserted island he washed up on and suicide rams the baddie's (played by Steven Segal) B-2 stealth bomber whilst he screams "Top Gun!!". I don’t think Val Kilmer should’ve done it. Too fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t think Val Kilmer should’ve done it. Too fucked up. I actually haven't seen it yet, as you may have guessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: I actually haven't seen it yet, as you may have guessed. I guessed. Honestly, it’s worth watching. You’ll love the prototype scramjet that he’s testing to Mach 10 at the beginning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We’re wrong. It’s fucking brilliant. I've heard quite a few people say this now. It breaks my heart, but I suppose I'm going to have to see it. I absolutely refuse to masturbate during it, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I've heard quite a few people say this now. It breaks my heart, but I suppose I'm going to have to see it. I absolutely refuse to masturbate during it, though. You’ll masturbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Hard to imagine a 60 year old bisexual midget who is in a cult as a macho navy flier but thats Hollywood for you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I absolutely refuse to masturbate during it, though. It's no longer on at the cinemas anyway, Baws. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, nocti said: It's no longer on at the cinemas anyway, Baws. Brings back fond memories of The Railway Children. Now THAT was a danger wank! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Brings back fond memories of The Railway Children. Now THAT was a danger wank! Bernard Cribbins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ll masturbate. I see ‘Cineworld’ have gone into voluntary wankruptcy yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I see ‘Cineworld’ have gone into voluntary wankruptcy yesterday. Good. Can we have Blockbuster Video back? I miss the smell of the carpets and popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good. Can we have Blockbuster Video back? I miss the smell of the carpets and popcorn. Did you know that Blockbuster became Netflix? I watched a documentary about it a few months ago and the way it happened was really fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good. Can we have Blockbuster Video back? I miss the smell of the carpets and popcorn. ‘I’ll have a snuff movie please Bob.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Tom Cruise is a gaaaaaayyyyy, da da dummmm da da dummmm, da da dummmm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Tom Cruise is a gaaaaaayyyyy, da da dummmm da da dummmm, da da dummmm. They never did much. Danger Zone was a fucking cool song though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bernard Cribbins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Brings back fond memories of The Railway Children. Now THAT was a danger wank! You cunt, don't bait me, I've only just got back from a ten stretch in Ze Cooler. You're fully aware that this sort of talk is like crack to my perpetually outraged paedo monitor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You cunt, don't bait me, I've only just got back from a ten stretch in Ze Cooler. You're fully aware that this sort of talk is like crack to my perpetually outraged paedo monitor. It's all part of an ongoing Bernard Cribbins theme, scattered across time and space. Besides, Jenny Agutter was 18 when The Railway Children was filmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all part of an ongoing Bernard Cribbins theme, scattered across time and space. Besides, Jenny Agutter was 18 when The Railway Children was filmed. Sally Thomsett would’ve been more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sally Thomsett would’ve been more fun. Luckily for Dec's blood pressure, she was actually 20 when she was cast as 11-year-old Phyllis. What a fucking threesome that would have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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