Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: 6'3?! What the fuck is wrong with you, some sort of Robert Wadlow disorder? “I’m a master of fright, and a demon of night, and I’ll scare you right out of your pants” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 4 hours ago, Penelope said: no. I'll probably be online later Spotto. Taking Big Kazza doggie for its walkies first. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: I'll probably be online later Spotto. Taking Big Kazza doggie for its walkies first. Love ProfB xxx I found a brand of mens tequila, and the lid of the bottle is a little sombrero. Classy as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 23 minutes ago, ProfB said: Taking Big Kazza doggie A little bit of sick just came up in my mouth. And by "a little bit" I mean several gallons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I found a brand of mens tequila, and the lid of the bottle is a little sombrero. Classy as fuck. I googled, it sounds soooooo fab, what do you use the sombrero for Eric? Apparently its uses are endless - from lime squeezer to salting your drink? Found this on the net: Mexican style A sexual act wherein the male participant mounts the female from behind while wearing a sombrero, firing a pistol into the air, occasionally swigging from a half-full bottle of tequila, and yelling "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Ah-haaaaaaa!" at the top of his lungs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A little bit of sick just came up in my mouth. And by "a little bit" I mean several gallons. What's up with you? The dog needed some fresh air & a stroll - my bestie big K has the trotts & so her dog Winston was out with ProfB, only 15 mins mind, as got 4 corns from ill fitting stilettos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 35 minutes ago, ProfB said: I googled, it sounds soooooo fab, what do you use the sombrero for Eric? Apparently its uses are endless - from lime squeezer to salting your drink? Found this on the net: Mexican style A sexual act wherein the male participant mounts the female from behind while wearing a sombrero, firing a pistol into the air, occasionally swigging from a half-full bottle of tequila, and yelling "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Ah-haaaaaaa!" at the top of his lungs. I just use the little sombrero as a lid. I don’t put it on my head whilst back scuttling some Chicano and firing off a colt single action. That would be weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just use the little sombrero as a lid. You are very smart Eric! Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Penelope said: I will mention that my "mother" passed away 41 years ago today .. I was left to make (and pay for) the arrangements .. the paperwork was a nightmare. Genuinely sorry for your loss, regardless of whether you were close or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Genuinely sorry for your loss, regardless of whether you were close or not. It is something most of us will have to face up at some point .. just matter of luck who has the "pleasure" of making the arrangements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Penelope said: It is something most of us will have to face up at some point .. just matter of luck who has the "pleasure" of making the arrangements. And the true colours on display when it comes to probate and inheritance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And the true colours on display when it comes to probate and inheritance. You tell her Eric, I always knew she was a bad one. Wants another face lift no doubt. & her wiry fanny hairs are a laughing stock on the other website forum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: You tell her Eric, I always knew she was a bad one. Wants another face lift no doubt. & her wiry fanny hairs are a laughing stock on the other website forum Which other website? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which other website? I cannot find it at the mo, it was very similar to this one - about 3 weeks ago, when I find it again, I post the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: I cannot find it at the mo, it was very similar to this one - about 3 weeks ago, when I find it again, I post the link. Ah, DOSBODS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And the true colours on display when it comes to probate and inheritance. That showed up when my "father" died in 1986 .. again I paid for the funeral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: I cannot find it at the mo, it was very similar to this one - about 3 weeks ago, when I find it again, I post the link. Have you got an ID on DOSBODS called ‘Chewing Grass’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you got an ID on DOSBODS called ‘Chewing Grass’? Noo, I am only on the corner - this is my fav forum, so I signed up & Spotto authenticated my application. I am very well aware he rejects more than he lets in - soo I feel very honoured to be on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 I browsed penelope & her pudes elsewhere, I didn't sign up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Penelope said: That showed up when my "father" died in 1986 .. again I paid for the funeral. Where did you get the funds? Do spill. You horny goats weed of a women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Where did you get the funds? Do spill. You horny goats weed of a women. I have not given you permission to comment you nosey old crone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: Noo, I am only on the corner - this is my fav forum, so I signed up & Spotto authenticated my application. I am very well aware he rejects more than he lets in - soo I feel very honoured to be on the corner. So do you think that Penelope and Spotto are the same person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 33 minutes ago, ProfB said: You tell her Eric, I always knew she was a bad one. Wants another face lift no doubt. & her wiry fanny hairs are a laughing stock on the other website forum Back off. Final warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Penelope said: I have not given you permission to comment you nosey old crone. Yes well, I saw a pic of your golliwog - nough said, on a rival forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So do you think that Penelope and Spotto are the same person? No, Spotto is smart, & mysterious - & occasionally chin wags with ProfB. Edited October 12, 2022 by ProfB 4got the ly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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