Attention Cock Gobblers

[Witheredscrote]

The U.K. Oral Health Foundation have stated that there is a massive 36% increase in mouth cancers.  In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock. Reconstruction of tongues is becoming a not so rare operation, and one poor sod has had a leg muscle used for this purpose. Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no).

 

[scotty]

All Aboard the HPV, scrotes? 🚄

[Witheredscrote]

14 minutes ago, scotty said:

All Aboard the HPV, scrotes? 🚄

I know it's a risky business, but I honestly believe that God created piss flaps, to keep my ears warm in the winter.

[scotty]

47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I know it's a risky business, but I honestly believe that God created piss flaps, to keep my ears warm in the winter.

You know you're in trouble when she says "it's fish pie tonight."

[White Cunt]

7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

The U.K. Oral Health Foundation have stated that there is a massive 36% increase in mouth cancers.  In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock. Reconstruction of tongues is becoming a not so rare operation, and one poor sod has had a leg muscle used for this purpose. Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no).

 

Fucking hell, Withers.  Brighton will soon be a morgue and the House of Commies half empty.

That also explains the shortage of staff at the Lords.

[Mike Hunt]

10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no).

 

I thought they'd got Claas.

[King Billy]

11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock

I guess you must regret giving up only two of them now. 

[Penny Farthing]

18 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Fucking hell, Withers.  Brighton will soon be a morgue and the House of Commies half empty.

That also explains the shortage of staff at the Lords.

And why the local GP is off sick most of the time.

[Jake The Muss]

Reconstruction of anal passages is order of the day, all those weirdo types are sucking ass juice from each other with toxic straws supplied by the WEF. 

Fuck off Scrote or I will smash your head flat. 

[Guest judgetwi]

The title of the nomination itself is a bit of a giveaway. Nobody cares about your disgusting fantasies, however much they are “normal” in France. 
 

Macron is your President. Enough said.

[Decimus]

8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

The title of the nomination itself is a bit of a giveaway. 

Indeed, it grabbed your attention quickly enough after all.