Unison

[Decimus]

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom. After living in the real world for the last fifteen years, I've come to hold them in the same contempt that I do any other organisation that's full of red flag waving layabouts still living in a version of 1975. Needless to say, I stopped my contributions at roughly the same time I wished that anyone poorer than me was dead.

Their latest Marxist scheme involves presenting a petition to the government demanding that the minimum wage is increased to £15.00 an hour to address the current cost of living crisis. I'm not sure how devaluing a day's work by paying road sweepers, shelf stackers and dinner ladies the pro rata equivalent of £29,000 per annum is going to help the soaring inflation currently crippling the country. All it will do is devalue the worth of every pound any other cunt gets paid who is on a medium or high level wage, leading to increased salary demands which will amount to forking out a wheel barrow full of fifty quid notes for a Pot Noodle. I note with interest that rather than proactively practising what they preach, they're still advertising jobs that barely pay enough to indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

Here's a novel idea, pay mindless, unskilled drones what they deserve, five quid an hour and redistribute the resulting savings to people who have put in a bit of elbow grease to become qualified to do a job that requires more mental capacity than that possessed by a fucking ladybird.

[Penny Farthing]

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

[Penny Farthing]

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

[Eddie]

4 minutes ago, Pen said:

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

I’ve liked both comments Pen, silly old thing

[Decimus]

17 minutes ago, Pen said:

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

Don't get me started on your old mob. That squat, monkey faced Dominic Littlewood cunt is a modern day Scargill, absolutely loving the crusade and media coverage, but too thick to realise his own arrogance and hubris will be his downfall.

A seven percent pay rise for some low-skilled, ticket checking jobsworth with a hole puncher? Who is already vastly overpaid for a job that ProfB could do? 

Fuck right off.

 

[Cunty BigBollox]

51 minutes ago, Decimus said:

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom. After living in the real world for the last fifteen years, I've come to hold them in the same contempt that I do any other organisation that's full of red flag waving layabouts still living in a version of 1975. Needless to say, I stopped my contributions at roughly the same time I wished that anyone poorer than me was dead.

Their latest Marxist scheme involves presenting a petition to the government demanding that the minimum wage is increased to £15.00 an hour to address the current cost of living crisis. I'm not sure how devaluing a day's work by paying road sweepers, shelf stackers and dinner ladies the pro rata equivalent of £29,000 per annum is going to help the soaring inflation currently crippling the country. All it will do is devalue the worth of every pound any other cunt gets paid who is on a medium or high level wage, leading to increased salary demands which will amount to forking out a wheel barrow full of fifty quid notes for a Pot Noodle. I note with interest that rather than proactively practising what they preach, they're still advertising jobs that barely pay enough to indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

Here's a novel idea, pay mindless, unskilled drones what they deserve, five quid an hour and redistribute the resulting savings to people who have put in a bit of elbow grease to become qualified to do a job that requires more mental capacity than that possessed by a fucking ladybird.

I totally agree. It may surprise you to learn that I am quite highly qualified and undertake a very responsible job involving statute compliance in a number of different areas so, when unions start proposing that the likes of bin collectors, cleaners and 'landscape technicians' get an hourly rate equivalent to at least half of my hourly rate then they need a swift kick up the arse to bring them back to the reality that more money in the pockets of thick wankers like Snowy will see the price of fags and Frosty Jack skyrocket.

[camberwell gypsy]

58 minutes ago, Decimus said:

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom. After living in the real world for the last fifteen years, I've come to hold them in the same contempt that I do any other organisation that's full of red flag waving layabouts still living in a version of 1975. Needless to say, I stopped my contributions at roughly the same time I wished that anyone poorer than me was dead.

Their latest Marxist scheme involves presenting a petition to the government demanding that the minimum wage is increased to £15.00 an hour to address the current cost of living crisis. I'm not sure how devaluing a day's work by paying road sweepers, shelf stackers and dinner ladies the pro rata equivalent of £29,000 per annum is going to help the soaring inflation currently crippling the country. All it will do is devalue the worth of every pound any other cunt gets paid who is on a medium or high level wage, leading to increased salary demands which will amount to forking out a wheel barrow full of fifty quid notes for a Pot Noodle. I note with interest that rather than proactively practising what they preach, they're still advertising jobs that barely pay enough to indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

Here's a novel idea, pay mindless, unskilled drones what they deserve, five quid an hour and redistribute the resulting savings to people who have put in a bit of elbow grease to become qualified to do a job that requires more mental capacity than that possessed by a fucking ladybird.

I remember when they were NALGO. I was at Southwark council and we were being shat on from a great height by management and, apart from one convenor, they were fucking useless and failed to protect us. That's why I would never trust a union again. Fucking toothless

[camberwell gypsy]

52 minutes ago, Pen said:

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

That's why 'middle management' was invented. Anyone too fucking useless to operate at a high level and too useless to work on the shop floor where they are fucking despised by their colleagues are shunted to. Its where they if and when they fuck up, doesn't do too much damage. 

Well, that's what I've seen in my career.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 'middle management'

40 sit-ups, every other day. You’re welcome.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom. After living in the real world for the last fifteen years, I've come to hold them in the same contempt that I do any other organisation that's full of red flag waving layabouts still living in a version of 1975. Needless to say, I stopped my contributions at roughly the same time I wished that anyone poorer than me was dead.

Their latest Marxist scheme involves presenting a petition to the government demanding that the minimum wage is increased to £15.00 an hour to address the current cost of living crisis. I'm not sure how devaluing a day's work by paying road sweepers, shelf stackers and dinner ladies the pro rata equivalent of £29,000 per annum is going to help the soaring inflation currently crippling the country. All it will do is devalue the worth of every pound any other cunt gets paid who is on a medium or high level wage, leading to increased salary demands which will amount to forking out a wheel barrow full of fifty quid notes for a Pot Noodle. I note with interest that rather than proactively practising what they preach, they're still advertising jobs that barely pay enough to indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

Here's a novel idea, pay mindless, unskilled drones what they deserve, five quid an hour and redistribute the resulting savings to people who have put in a bit of elbow grease to become qualified to do a job that requires more mental capacity than that possessed by a fucking ladybird.

Socialism…Once they discover the elusive right version of it, we can all live happily ever after (in the gulag obviously).

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Pen said:

Have you ever noticed how senior reps who get management jobs become even bigger cunts than they were to start with.

You could do with a bigger cunt, to tuck some of that giant prick into. 😂

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I totally agree. It may surprise you to learn that I am quite highly qualified and undertake a very responsible job involving statute compliance in a number of different areas so, when unions start proposing that the likes of bin collectors, cleaners and 'landscape technicians' get an hourly rate equivalent to at least half of my hourly rate then they need a swift kick up the arse to bring them back to the reality that more money in the pockets of thick wankers like Snowy will see the price of fags and Frosty Jack skyrocket.

Lost your bottle opener again?

[Penny Farthing]

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's why 'middle management' was invented. Anyone too fucking useless to operate at a high level and too useless to work on the shop floor where they are fucking despised by their colleagues are shunted to. Its where they if and when they fuck up, doesn't do too much damage. 

Well, that's what I've seen in my career.

Fairly standard on the railway and even worse after they privatised it.

[Penny Farthing]

12 hours ago, Eddie said:

I’ve liked both comments Pen, silly old thing

Don't know what happened.

Dor't know what happened.

[Penny Farthing]

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

Don't get me started on your old mob. That squat, monkey faced Dominic Littlewood cunt is a modern day Scargill, absolutely loving the crusade and media coverage, but too thick to realise his own arrogance and hubris will be his downfall.

A seven percent pay rise for some low-skilled, ticket checking jobsworth with a hole puncher? Who is already vastly overpaid for a job that ProfB could do? 

Fuck right off.

 

ALL TICKETS PLEASE!

[Mike Hunt]

On 16/11/2022 at 19:41, Decimus said:

When I was a bright eyed and bushy tailed keeper of staples at the council's bin depot many years ago, I paid my dues to these cunts like every other work shy wanker with a broom...indulge in a 20 a day Mayfair habit.

That's pushing it.  When I was bright eyed and bushy tailed I could maybe indulge in 6 a day max with my Mayfair habit.