Uncle Meatus Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 40 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Adjoining cottage my fucking arse. If you can hear your neighbours telly he’s either deaf as a post or you live in grotty prefab council hovel. I’ll wager it’s the latter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 45 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Living next to you, the poor cunt most likely wants putting out of his misery... Kill him and then kill yourself with your Franchi shotgun. You complete and utter fucking bellend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Adjoining cottage my fucking arse. If you can hear your neighbours telly he’s either deaf as a post or you live in grotty prefab council hovel. I’ll wager it’s the latter “Pardon?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: “Pardon?” I won’t tell you again billy, stop throwing those charred catholic corpses over the fence. You utter cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Living next to you, the poor cunt most likely wants putting out of his misery... Kill him and then kill yourself with your Franchi shotgun. You complete and utter fucking bellend. That’s the auto one that retracts the barrel to discharge and reload. Tricky business keeping your mouth round the end of it while it’s bouncing around like Jimmy Saviles cock up a kids arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Adjoining cottage my fucking arse. I don’t know, Stubby, I’ll wager he’s no stranger to cottaging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Do argos sell argos branded televisions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 23 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Your fictional cottage clearly isn't built of Cotswold oolitic limestone then, is it? Noir peasant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Your fictional cottage clearly isn't built of Cotswold oolitic limestone then, is it? Noir peasant. You reckon he might be Monumental Bricktop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 On 13/12/2022 at 21:00, Uncle Meatus said: My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun. Are they actually adjoining caravans or a pair of these "pods"? Would the wall be strong enough to mount any kind of television save for those tiny pictureframe varieties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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