Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 These over the top privileged spastic heads get right on old Jake's tits. They come out in their programmed droves to tell you to get pricked up with some poison, to wear a suffocation piece of Chinese cloth over your breathing apparatus , to not go anywhere near your family and friends, to tell you to stand with Nazi Ukraine and to tell you to stop having any sort of enjoyable life and go green and watch your carbon footprint while they swan around in private jets...yet these same mothfuckers remain very quite about standing up against child sex trafficking and child sex rings. Fucking cunts fuck the lot of em, Hollywood is a cesspit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 On a scale of drew and bend,how intoxicated are you right now ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Snowy said: On a scale of drew and bend,how intoxicated are you right now ? Stupid cunt. Go and stand in the corner with the lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 21 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: These over the top privileged spastic heads get right on old Jake's tits. They come out in their programmed droves to tell you to get pricked up with some poison, to wear a suffocation piece of Chinese cloth over your breathing apparatus , to not go anywhere near your family and friends, to tell you to stand with Nazi Ukraine and to tell you to stop having any sort of enjoyable life and go green and watch your carbon footprint while they swan around in private jets...yet these same mothfuckers remain very quite about standing up against child sex trafficking and child sex rings. Fucking cunts fuck the lot of em, Hollywood is a cesspit. Bend, it would appear that you've graduated from huffing paint to developing a full on MDMA and Meow Meow addiction. I love a disjointed, mental as fuck rant as much as the next man, but you're going to end up doing yourself an injury. Remember what happened to Paul Ross, one minute he was a family man and light entertainment favourite, the next he had a cock up his arse. You've been warned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 20/12/2022 at 07:10, Snowy said: On a scale of drew and bend,how intoxicated are you right now ? Posts like this are why I love CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Bend, it would appear that you've graduated from huffing paint to developing a full on MDMA and Meow Meow addiction. I love a disjointed, mental as fuck rant as much as the next man, but you're going to end up doing yourself an injury. Remember what happened to Paul Ross, one minute he was a family man and light entertainment favourite, the next he had a cock up his arse. You've been warned. Who's Paul Ross ? You tangible cunt. Happy Saturnalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Bend, it would appear that you've graduated from huffing paint to developing a full on MDMA and Meow Meow addiction. I love a disjointed, mental as fuck rant as much as the next man, but you're going to end up doing yourself an injury. Remember what happened to Paul Ross, one minute he was a family man and light entertainment favourite, the next he had a cock up his arse. You've been warned. You leave Paul Ross alone. Being a humble daytime TV and chat magazine jobber - all the while struggling under the shadow of his brother with a huge cock and bank balance greater than the Prince of Monaco must be ego-crushing enough without your bizarre and churlish claim. Take it back Decimus you fiend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: You leave Paul Ross alone. Being a humble daytime TV and chat magazine jobber - all the while struggling under the shadow of his brother with a huge cock and bank balance greater than the Prince of Monaco must be ego-crushing enough without your bizarre and churlish claim. Take it back Decimus you fiend. My brother in law was at the same school as both Ross brothers. Different years so not friends, but the opinion of most of their former schoolmates was that Paul was quite a nice bloke who retained links with the school and gave up time and money to support the place. And Jonathan was a fucking aloof cunt that wouldn’t give the time of day to any cunt he used to be mates with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 How the fuck do you spastics turn a nomination titled Hollywood elites into a discussion about the 'W'oss brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How the fuck do you spastics turn a nomination titled Hollywood elites into a discussion about the 'W'oss brothers? In much the same way as virtually any topic raised on here in the last decade can usually be turned into a speculative array of opinion regarding the capacity of Punkape or Frank’s anal cavity. Within half an hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How the fuck do you spastics turn a nomination titled Hollywood elites into a discussion about the 'W'oss brothers? Because the Woss brothers wank higher than the hollywood elites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Because the Woss brothers wank higher than the hollywood elites J Arthur Wank? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Because the Woss brothers wank higher than the hollywood elites 45 minutes ago, scotty said: J Arthur Wank? 🤔 Which brings us neatly to the logical outcome… Biggus Dickus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which brings us neatly to the logical outcome… Biggus Dickus. Snigger😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Snigger😊 Reported for racist anagramatical shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for racist anagramatical shenanigans. Chortle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Chortle. I’ve developed a rather disturbing mental image of you over the years, which I’m going to try and describe. I see you sitting on some decrepit rocking chair, wearing a dirty and faded Little Bo Peep costume. You’re holding an an old Nokia mobile phone at arms length, squinting at it through ancient reading glasses and stabbing away at the keys, your tongue lolling from the side of your mouth as you compose your latest drivel. Under the chair, swinging gently as you rock, is the end of your cock. Horrifying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve developed a rather disturbing mental image of you over the years, which I’m going to try and describe. I see you sitting on some decrepit rocking chair, wearing a dirty and faded Little Bo Peep costume. You’re holding an an old Nokia mobile phone at arms length, squinting at it through ancient reading glasses and stabbing away at the keys, your tongue lolling from the side of your mouth as you compose your latest drivel. Under the chair, swinging gently as you rock, is the end of your cock. Horrifying. Shut up you bloated fat cunt, and merry xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve developed a rather disturbing mental image of you over the years, which I’m going to try and describe. I see you sitting on some decrepit rocking chair, wearing a dirty and faded Little Bo Peep costume. You’re holding an an old Nokia mobile phone at arms length, squinting at it through ancient reading glasses and stabbing away at the keys, your tongue lolling from the side of your mouth as you compose your latest drivel. Under the chair, swinging gently as you rock, is the end of your cock. Horrifying. Brilliant and Dr Fuckwit likes what you have written .. Ape, I have got abosolutely no image of you other than red propellor tips and broken balsa wood. Have you ever thought of getting a life? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Gobby said: Shut up you bloated fat cunt, and merry xmas. You better not be that old northern trollop. If you are you can consider yourself dead on arrival because I'll fucking destroy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Gobby said: Shut up you bloated fat cunt, and merry xmas. Oh good, another new username. 😒 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You better not be that old northern trollop. If you are you can consider yourself dead on arrival because I'll fucking destroy you. Who do you fucking think it is, look when it "joined". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 17 hours ago, Decimus said: You better not be that old northern trollop. If you are you can consider yourself dead on arrival because I'll fucking destroy you. I doubt it very much. Do you suffer from Lupus ? Merry Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 19/12/2022 at 23:10, Snowy said: On a scale of drew and bend,how intoxicated are you right now ? It’s the right time, S, to get totally pissed. The world is fucking perfect then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 50 minutes ago, White Cunt said: It’s the right time, S, to get totally pissed. The world is fucking perfect then. For a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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