southerncunt Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 It’s New Year’s Day here, and I’m a little second hand. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to start doing tequila shots was very much mistaken. That is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 The bigger mistake is to STOP doing tequila shots. Only unconsciousness can save you now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 43 minutes ago, southerncunt said: It’s New Year’s Day here, and I’m a little second hand. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to start doing tequila shots was very much mistaken. That is all. Silver Tequila is better, more agave flavour, like watermelon without the sweetness. But less of a hangover than Gold Tequila, which is aged in wooden barrels, mellowing the taste and turning it yellow, which is where the impurities that make your brain hurt come from. You can only get Cuervo or Sierra over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Silver Tequila is better, more agave flavour, like watermelon without the sweetness. But less of a hangover than Gold Tequila, which is aged in wooden barrels, mellowing the taste and turning it yellow, which is where the impurities that make your brain hurt come from. You can only get Cuervo or Sierra over here. This was silver Patron. Nice flavour, a little too easy to drink as it turns out. The tequila market here is huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 I've just got back from the pub and I'm watching Mickey Flanagan and laughing. I must be pissed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: This was silver Patron. Nice flavour, a little too easy to drink as it turns out. The tequila market here is huge. I made the foolish mistake of joining the queue at Dan Murphy’s yesterday lunchtime, SC, and I reckon Gin and Tequila made up 50% of sales. I felt rather short handed with a few bottles of fizz. Hope your head clears up quickly. Recommend a dip off Mornington to cure most ailments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Hope your head clears up quickly. Recommend a dip off Mornington to cure most ailments. Really?. I recommend he takes a dip off Little Bay, Sydney with some raw steak tucked into his Speedos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Really?. I recommend he takes a dip off Little Bay, Sydney with some raw steak tucked into his Speedos. Why the pointless hostility, Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've just got back from the pub and I'm watching Mickey Flanagan and laughing. I must be pissed Could be worse. Our next door neighbours have received Peter fucking Kay concert tickets as an Xmas gift .. they obviously have some spiteful cunts in their family.. my money is on the Posh Spice wanabee bitch daughter in law. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 41 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Could be worse. Our next door neighbours have received Peter fucking Kay concert tickets as an Xmas gift .. they obviously have some spiteful cunts in their family.. my money is on the Posh Spice wanabee bitch daughter in law. I saw him about 10 years ago at the O2. Didn't laugh once. I got complimentary tickets from a cousin who worked for the production company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I saw him about 10 years ago at the O2. Didn't laugh once. I got complimentary tickets from a cousin who worked for the production company. Unfunny, fat, northern cunt! 😒 But what do you think about Peter Kay? 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, cunt said: Unfunny, fat, northern cunt! 😒 But what do you think about Peter Kay? 😏 I generally don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 10 hours ago, southerncunt said: Why the pointless hostility, Drew? Probably can’t find his bottle opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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