King Billy Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 The MSM fake news talking heads have been getting their panties in a twist today over the crumbling pile of builders rubble which is usually referred to as ‘The Elgin Marbles’ and has resided in Britain since 1801, when it was shovelled up from the ruins of a collapsed Greek hovel by a couple of Lord Elgins minions, tossed into a wheelbarrow and transported in a rubble sack back to his modest abode. At some later date this pile of shite ended up flytipped at the British Museum. It seems that ‘Boy George’ Osborne the baby faced wingman of ‘Call me Dave’ Cameron the former PM (and well known pig fucker) allegedly, has been for some time hiding from public view, masquerading as the chairman of said museum, and to keep his enormous brain ticking over he’s been in hush hush discussions with the Hellenic greaseball arsefuckers about returning this skip load of ancient building waste back to the landfill site it originated from. I suppose it’s far too much to hope for that Frank could be included as part of the deal to clear the U.K. of useless toxic foreign garbage and hope the fucking ship sinks on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 I dunno why the bubbles are so worked up about it, it was the Turks who owned the fucking things. It was the sultan who told Elgin he could have them. Ok, so the letter from him is a bit iffy, but he didn't complain when Elgin loaded them into his wagon and fucked off back to blighty. Anyway, they're not even marbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno why the bubbles are so worked up about it, it was the Turks who owned the fucking things. It was the sultan who told Elgin he could have them. Ok, so the letter from him is a bit iffy, but he didn't complain when Elgin loaded them into his wagon and fucked off back to blighty. Anyway, they're not even marbles. Elgin was told he could have them as payment for driving 'scrotes great great great great grandad (aka the French) out of Egypt. Talk about renege on a deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 Is there any chance that coons and pakis can be reclaimed and returned then? Lol, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: The MSM fake news talking heads have been getting their panties in a twist today over the crumbling pile of builders rubble which is usually referred to as ‘The Elgin Marbles’ and has resided in Britain since 1801, when it was shovelled up from the ruins of a collapsed Greek hovel by a couple of Lord Elgins minions, tossed into a wheelbarrow and transported in a rubble sack back to his modest abode. At some later date this pile of shite ended up flytipped at the British Museum. It seems that ‘Boy George’ Osborne the baby faced wingman of ‘Call me Dave’ Cameron the former PM (and well known pig fucker) allegedly, has been for some time hiding from public view, masquerading as the chairman of said museum, and to keep his enormous brain ticking over he’s been in hush hush discussions with the Hellenic greaseball arsefuckers about returning this skip load of ancient building waste back to the landfill site it originated from. I suppose it’s far too much to hope for that Frank could be included as part of the deal to clear the U.K. of useless toxic foreign garbage and hope the fucking ship sinks on the way. Before sending back the stuff, I would call in any outstanding loans and see the feta cheese cunts shit their pants promptly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: any outstanding loans... ...are payable to Germany, following their Monopoly-style purchase of Greece during the eurozone crisis of 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 The modern population of Greece are no more related to the people who carved them than we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 10 hours ago, scotty said: ...are payable to Germany, following their Monopoly-style purchase of Greece during the eurozone crisis of 2009. The filthy bastards willingly joined the euro club and borrowed like fuck - hence being a bitch of the krauts, but I want our money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: The filthy bastards willingly joined the euro club and borrowed like fuck - hence being a bitch of the krauts, but I want our money back. I don't think we were involved in funding the bailouts, were we? 🤔 Having declined the generous offer of allowing us into the Eurozone, I believe it was restricted to the cunts that a/ set it up, and b/ permitted entry to economic basket cases like the wops, greeks and paddies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 7 hours ago, scotty said: I don't think we were involved in funding the bailouts, were we? 🤔 Having declined the generous offer of allowing us into the Eurozone, I believe it was restricted to the cunts that a/ set it up, and b/ permitted entry to economic basket cases like the wops, greeks and paddies. We lent them fifteen billion-ish, plus what went through other lending circles. I agree it’s small change in comparison, nonetheless- still a packet. We should tell them to take a hike (sculptures) or pay up. And what the twits don’t understand, is the power of marketing; having a collection on display makes for great advertisement of places to see. Still, I don’t assume that the fiddling olive squeezers can grasp such simple idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno why the bubbles are so worked up about it, it was the Turks who owned the fucking things. It was the sultan who told Elgin he could have them. Ok, so the letter from him is a bit iffy, but he didn't complain when Elgin loaded them into his wagon and fucked off back to blighty. Anyway, they're not even marbles. Why not build a huge mausoleum with them for Phil the Greek, maybe hire a couple of dozen hairy Greek birds as hod carriers and labourers. That should shut the whining arse fucking inventors up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why not build a huge mausoleum with them for Phil the Greek, maybe hire a couple of dozen hairy Greek birds as hod carriers and labourers. That should shut the whining arse fucking inventors up. Mrs Carbury from Craggy Island- "Fecking Greeks. They invented gayness". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Seeing as we've now realised borders are just a man-made concept constructed due to colonialism and white supremacy, don't these simply belong anywhere at all? Not to mention, it would reduce any potential carbon footprint to just leave them where the fuck they are. They're a pile of shit anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mrs Carbury from Craggy Island- "Fecking Greeks. They invented gayness". “That would be an ecumenical matter.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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