Cunty BigBollox Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 A relatively short nom. which will hopefully lead to some comparative input from the collective and instigated by the man who has been killed by a 'telescopic urinal' in London today. What a pissing undignified way to go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 https://fb.watch/ijMyrtWFgy/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 It's a bit of a shitter, especially on pay day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 Why would anyone use a urinal to look at things that are far away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: https://fb.watch/ijMyrtWFgy/ I feel for the poor sod who called it up and was greeted with a dead body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why would anyone use a urinal to look at things that are far away? When all else fails there's always the uranus line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 When I saw the picture, outside the theatre where Harry Potter is playing, I really hoped it was some fucking muggle tool who thought it might be a secret way in to the Ministry of Magic, but it turns out it was just an engineer working on the mechanism. Avada Kedavra, motherfucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I saw the picture, outside the theatre where Harry Potter is playing, I really hoped it was some fucking muggle tool who thought it might be a secret way in to the Ministry of Magic, but it turns out it was just an engineer working on the mechanism. Avada Kedavra, motherfucker. What a brilliant idea. A public convenience that takes up twice as much space as it actually occupies at any given time, costs 15 times as much to build as a normal one with bricks and roof tiles. And uses a kilowatt of electricity every 3 seconds. It also comes with a binding, lifetime maintenance contract and a metric shit ton of public liability red tape. At least our local authorities aren’t wasting money on stupid things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a brilliant idea. A public convenience that takes up twice as much space as it actually occupies at any given time, costs 15 times as much to build as a normal one with bricks and roof tiles. And uses a kilowatt of electricity every 3 seconds. It also comes with a binding, lifetime maintenance contract and a metric shit ton of public liability red tape. At least our local authorities aren’t wasting money on stupid things. Taking the fucking piss imo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A relatively short nom. which will hopefully lead to some comparative input from the collective and instigated by the man who has been killed by a 'telescopic urinal' in London today. What a pissing undignified way to go. It's quicker by tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: When I saw the picture, outside the theatre where Harry Potter is playing, I really hoped it was some fucking muggle tool who thought it might be a secret way in to the Ministry of Magic, but it turns out it was just an engineer working on the mechanism. Avada Kedavra, motherfucker. Was he taking the piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why would anyone use a urinal to look at things that are far away? You've obviously not been cursed with an absolutely enormous cock, Eric. A telescopic function is the only way that I can clearly see my bellend. Lolololol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've obviously not been cursed with an absolutely enormous cock, Eric. A telescopic function is the only way that I can clearly see my bellend. Lolololol. That would also explain Pens self documented problems with his failing mince pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've obviously not been cursed with an absolutely enormous cock, Eric. A telescopic function is the only way that I can clearly see my bellend. Lolololol. You’ll be able to park your bellend in your monostril when your septum drops out. You mental fucking snowman cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 15 hours ago, Decimus said: A telescopic function is the only way that I can clearly see my bellend. That small, eh? Although, you are to be congratulated on your candour, not everyone would have the balls to admit such personal embarrassment in public.🌽 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 38 minutes ago, cunt said: That small, eh? Although, you are to be congratulated on your candour, not everyone would have the balls to admit such personal embarrassment in public.🌽 Thick as fucking pig shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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