King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: It definitely wants to play hide the sausage with you Bill...and i don't think it's your sausage it wants to hide. I like Eddie and would feel I’d betrayed him if I gave in and served her a large portion of what she craves Fends. The fact that she’s a top shelf boogaloo nut job occasionally makes me think ‘Forget Eddie, it might be fun for one of us (probably not Eddie or me though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I like Eddie and would feel I’d betrayed him if I gave in and served her a large portion of what she craves Fends. The fact that she’s a top shelf boogaloo nut job occasionally makes me think ‘Forget Eddie, it might be fun for one of us (probably not Eddie or me though). Don't overthink it Billy, just fuck the chutney out of her arsehole and have her wolf it down like a hungry labrador. Go for it my son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: That's all fine and dandy but not unexpectantly you've proven the point of the nom's headline. Stay warm! Ive missed you baby. You’ve been away so long and I have a confession to make to you. I thought you were dead and I think I almost cried (but I’m not certain) remembering the times you told me about all the Covid shots and boosters you’d been so brave and proud to volunteer as a Guinea Pig for. You were my hero. But I have to confess that I’ve being seeing someone else, and I won’t lie to you and deny that your successor has taken advantage of my grief and talked me into what I’ve since learned is referred to as anal sex. Anyway Babe, don’t blame yourself. It’s not your fault, it’s mine. Toodlepip Hun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 On 05/04/2023 at 16:14, Eric Cuntman said: @King Billy… leave it. It’s what she wants. A masochist begs a sadist, “hurt me, please hurt me”. The sadist replies, “No”. The real sadist replies ‘Sorry I’m a bit deaf. Could you say that again a few more times?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Unexpectedly. noun unexpectantly a person who expects or who waits in expectation. adverb unexpectantly (proscribed) unexpectedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Unexpectedly. You’re in big trouble now Ape. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: noun unexpectantly a person who expects or who waits in expectation. adverb unexpectantly (proscribed) unexpectedly. What’s your point, you fucking imbecilic moron? Are you attempting to tell me that my correction (made only out of boredom) was wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your point, you fucking imbecilic moron? Are you attempting to tell me that my correction (made only out of boredom) was wrong? 28 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: noun unexpectantly a person who expects or who waits in expectation. adverb unexpectantly (proscribed) unexpectedly. It's really hotting up on here tonight. Grammatical disputes, whatever next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: It's really hotting up on here tonight. Grammatical disputes, whatever next? It shouldn’t have ever got this far. I decided to poke Roops for shits and giggles, but bigus dickus decided to put its oar in. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What’s your point, you fucking imbecilic moron? Are you attempting to tell me that my correction (made only out of boredom) was wrong? He probably knows what he’s rattling on about Ape as he’s been lurking around in the ladies toilets for years, which isn’t something most of the ladies expected probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Because she’s been far too busy pleasuring herself with an xxxxl ‘Deluxe King Billy®️‘ multi speed rechargeable vibrator for months now. But it was inevitable she’d rear her ugly head eventually for another fix of the real thing. ’King Billy. Accept no substitute’. Is that the one with the three gallon, retractable drip-tray? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is that the one with the three gallon, retractable drip-tray? Who knows DC? Apparently the binmen took away the discarded packaging from a top of the range industrial 3D printer outside her cave just after Christmas. The mind boggles as to what she has inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It shouldn’t have ever got this far. I decided to poke Roops for shits and giggles, but bigus dickus decided to put its oar in. Fuck off. Why are you bored .. you are always telling us that you have an interesting fun filled life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Unexpectedly. Only one thing worse than a grammar/spelling Nazi is an incompetent grammar/spelling Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Ive missed you baby. You’ve been away so long and I have a confession to make to you. I thought you were dead and I think I almost cried (but I’m not certain) remembering the times you told me about all the Covid shots and boosters you’d been so brave and proud to volunteer as a Guinea Pig for. You were my hero. But I have to confess that I’ve being seeing someone else, and I won’t lie to you and deny that your successor has taken advantage of my grief and talked me into what I’ve since learned is referred to as anal sex. Anyway Babe, don’t blame yourself. It’s not your fault, it’s mine. Toodlepip Hun. Setting aside your manchild masturbatory fantasies I imagine your grieving is due to the realisation that your go-to "reliable" news source has shafted you good and proper. You are the reason why there is a national egg shortage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Only one thing worse than a grammar/spelling Nazi is an incompetent grammar/spelling Nazi. You were far better when you were absent. Free Punkers you insufferable cuntess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You were far better when you were absent. Free Punkers you insufferable cuntess. Punkers and the others were all freed by admin earlier this week you idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Punkers and the others were all freed by admin earlier this week you idiot. No. The cooler was ‘emptied’ which may not apply to those banned. His name is not on the members list (your’s is for obvious reasons). Myself and @Stubby Pecker have merely requested that if it’s not just the 3 month inactivity rule that has deleted him and he’s been banned…then bring him back. Incidentally, the Cunt hasn’t posted on here for a year and in that period he’s still been, by some considerable distance, far more entertaining than you. How’s the family this Easter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No. The cooler was ‘emptied’ which may not apply to those banned. His name is not on the members list (your’s is for obvious reasons). Myself and @Stubby Pecker have merely requested that if it’s not just the 3 month inactivity rule that has deleted him and he’s been banned…then bring him back. Incidentally, the Cunt hasn’t posted on here for a year and in that period he’s still been, by some considerable distance, far more entertaining than you. How’s the family this Easter? I have been out and about this afternoon, There were a lot of grokels about but I did see a chiffchaff and a buzzard .. was much happening in Bebington today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have been out and about this afternoon, There were a lot of grokels about but I did see a chiffchaff and a buzzard .. was much happening in Bebington today? No idea. My day couldn’t have been more different than your’s. I’ve spent it with my wife, kids, in-laws, nephews, nieces, friends and my own, home-grown penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No idea. My day couldn’t have been more different than your’s. I’ve spent it with my wife, kids, in-laws, nephews, nieces, friends and my own, home-grown penis. Was there a fight .. that is what usually happens when scousers meet up with "family". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Was there a fight .. that is what usually happens when scousers meet up with "family". Make your mind up, Pen…yesterday it was Ellesmere Port, today it’s Bebington and now I’m a Scouser. Has your cancerous eye gone milky yet? Because it will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve spent it with my wife, kids, in-laws, nephews, nieces, friends Horrifying. You must be suicidal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Horrifying. You must be suicidal. Irony. Sometimes I lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 On 07/04/2023 at 08:30, Mrs Roops said: . You are the reason why there is a national egg shortage. Lots of everyday essentials are in short supply recently, not just eggs. Oh yes here’s one that springs to mind. Astra Zeneca… the best experimental ‘unsafe and ineffective’ so called vaccine in the world (if you can still find it anywhere). Probably. 🤣💉👋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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