Roadkill Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ah roady baby..yer far too young to be worryin about the ruskies and their noise..why id say their nukes are as poorly maintained as the rest of their toys..and the most dangerous place to be is behind them..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You soft cunt, Panzy. I give you the chance to condemn my imperial roots and laugh at us being used as the Yank's nuclear bulwark, and I get a fucking cuddle? What you playing at? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 Sorry to butt in (oo-er missus), but since when did the media start taking this freak/faggatry(sic)-fest disguised as a parade of shitty songs seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm hoping that Liverpool can break their previous record of 96 when this fucking shitfest takes place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm hoping that Liverpool can break their previous record of 96 when this fucking shitfest takes place. A building full of homosexuals and other infidels. Sitting duck for a jihadi. Just as proud European nation Israel 🇮🇱 are announced the winners… ”DURKA DURKA!! 💥” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: You soft cunt, Panzy. I give you the chance to condemn my imperial roots and laugh at us being used as the Yank's nuclear bulwark, and I get a fucking cuddle? What you playing at? Whoever he asked to read your post out for him was clearly just as thick as Panzyboy himself, and thought ‘I’ll have a go at it as he’s promised to give me a wank afterwards’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Sorry to butt in (oo-er missus), but since when did the media start taking this freak/faggatry(sic)-fest disguised as a parade of shitty songs seriously? Between you and me MH, putting his own life at risk one of my reliable sources sent me an encrypted tip off this afternoon from somewhere in the Liverpool area (Lime St. station). It appears that undercover homosexuals have infiltrated the contest and Graham Norton himself may have been compromised in some sort of anal honey trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Between you and me MH, putting his own life at risk one of my reliable sources sent me an encrypted tip off this afternoon from somewhere in the Liverpool area (Lime St. station). It appears that undercover homosexuals have infiltrated the contest and Graham Norton himself may have been compromised in some sort of anal honey trap. Just got back from Lime St. I picked the wife up from her pin-selling business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 Compromised as in "we'll be telling The Sun you were in the mortuary fucking Terry Wogan's fetid corpse if you don't co-operate"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Compromised as in "we'll be telling The Sun you were in the mortuary fucking Terry Wogan's fetid corpse if you don't co-operate"? No-one in Merseyside will read about it if it’s in The Sun, unless they find a copy in a car belonging to someone from London that they’ve just stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Just got back from Lime St. I picked the wife up from her pin-selling business. Don’t forget who gave you the start on the road to riches DC. I’ll find you if you do. I’ve got contacts stretching from Halewood all the way to Speke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 To be fair I'd overlooked that, but then again I've overlooked Merseyside for several decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: I've overlooked Merseyside for several decades. How’s the weather been today in Widnes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 Formby actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Don’t forget who gave you the start on the road to riches DC. I’ll find you if you do. I’ve got contacts stretching from Halewood all the way to Speke. I’m in the back garden, Wilhelm, listening to the dulcet tones of that Sophie Ellis-Baxtor cascading across the river from the Eurobuggery concert at the Pier Head. Spare bedroom’s free since Belinda Carlisle moved out. You up for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: Formby actually. Cleaning windows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 No, that's my mate Van The Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 13 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: No, that's my mate Van The Man. Can you please use the quote button Michael. No cunt knows who you’re replying to. this place is like a fucking care home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can you please use the quote button Michael. No cunt knows who you’re replying to. this place is like a fucking care home. OK I will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: OK I will. I knew you were going to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: OK I will. I will as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I will as well I will as well if you will as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew you were going to do that. I didn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Just got back from Lime St. I picked the wife up from her pin-selling business. At least this week she wasn't the only one with her hair matted with spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I didn’t. I know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 I see the organisers have told that little Action Man cunt Zalenskyy to fuck off with his request to speak to the inbreds at the euroshitfest. Which is a shame because this may have upset the russky midget so much that he'll launch ICBM at the bin dipping shithole. This would have been good as it would have wiped the scousers off the face of the earth, exterminated the fucking freaks participating in the cuntfest and lastly, let Spurs into the champions league. Long live Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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