Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 If the Russians and Putin were to drop a nuke on the UK and it landed on Liverpool…..few tears would be shed for the treacherous scum in their ghastly hovels next to the river Mersey. From booing our national anthem to robbing their own dead at Hillsborough these scurrilous wretches are now hosting an international perverts festival. An unsavoury and bizarre preview was shown on TV yesterday and 90% of those interviewed were sodomites, Transosdomites and/or HIV carriers as were the interviewers. Let’s be clear…the majority of the contestants will be here to commit gross indecency as often and with as many other perverts as they can. If that means spreading HIV and a myriad of other STDs so much the better. The people of Liverpool are happily facilitating this festival of filth to tick the diversity boxes of their socio-Stalinesque local government twats and MP’s Jurgen Klopp is a cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: STD’s I suppose it's OK for greengrocers to misuse apostrophes like that. Do you work on the market? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: If the Russians and Putin were to drop a nuke on the UK and it landed on Liverpool…..few tears would be shed for the treacherous scum in their ghastly hovels next to the river Mersey. From booing our national anthem to robbing their own dead at Hillsborough these scurrilous wretches are now hosting an international perverts festival. An unsavoury and bizarre preview was shown on TV yesterday and 90% of those interviewed were sodomites, Transosdomites and/or HIV carriers as were the interviewers. Let’s be clear…the majority of the contestants will be here to commit gross indecency as often and with as many other perverts as they can. If that means spreading HIV and a myriad of other STD’s so much the better. The people of Liverpool are happily facilitating this festival of filth to tick the diversity boxes of their socio-Stalinesque local government twats and MP’s Jurgen Klopp is a cunt. Going up there are you? Enjoy yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 43 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I suppose it's OK for greengrocers to misuse apostrophes like that. Do you work on the market? I’ll bet you’re a Portaloo operative for Eurovision in the park… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Going up there are you? Enjoy yourself. 2 sugars luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: 2 sugars luv. Is that your nickname in the Macclesfield branch of Savills? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is that your nickname in the Macclesfield branch of Savills? Lol. Saviles in your case… lol. i assume you’re attending Eurovision… and presumably camping…. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is that your nickname in the Macclesfield branch of Savills? Lol. Have you never been to Macc .. its fucking 25 miles from Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If the Russians and Putin were to drop a nuke on the UK and it landed on Liverpool…..few tears would be shed for the treacherous scum in their ghastly hovels next to the river Mersey. From booing our national anthem to robbing their own dead at Hillsborough these scurrilous wretches are now hosting an international perverts festival. An unsavoury and bizarre preview was shown on TV yesterday and 90% of those interviewed were sodomites, Transosdomites and/or HIV carriers as were the interviewers. Let’s be clear…the majority of the contestants will be here to commit gross indecency as often and with as many other perverts as they can. If that means spreading HIV and a myriad of other STDs so much the better. The people of Liverpool are happily facilitating this festival of filth to tick the diversity boxes of their socio-Stalinesque local government twats and MP’s Jurgen Klopp is a cunt. Oh, you're back then and protesting way too much about gays, transbumders, transbenders and other assorted perverts. Sometimes it's best to keep quiet and hope nobody notices your vile and debauched cravings. Will you be stopping off at Pets at Home on your way to Liverpool? Apparently the hamsters are half price... That's one up your shitpipe on the way and one for later. Lol. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 48 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Have you never been to Macc .. its fucking 25 miles from Liverpool. Unfortunately, I went out with someone at university who came from there. I thought that because it was in Cheshire it'd be full of big houses and sports cars, but was disabused of that notion within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 55 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Saviles in your case… lol. i assume you’re attending Eurovision… and presumably camping…. Lol. I've taken the liberty of reporting you following on from @Mrs Roopsrecent comment about cracking down on nonce inferences. Your bed in the cooler should still be warm at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. So you're admitting you did fuck him/her/it up the arse? That's a brave confession for one of CC's biggest Mary Whitehouse advocates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Oh, you're back then and protesting way too much about gays, transbumders, transbenders and other assorted perverts. Sometimes it's best to keep quiet and hope nobody notices your vile and debauched cravings. Will you be stopping off at Pets at Home on your way to Liverpool? Apparently the hamsters are half price... That's one up your shitpipe on the way and one for later. Lol. You’ve fallen for the old socialist trick to shut down debate and criticism. In your case to protect perverts… Another Eurobuggery attendee… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’ve fallen for the old socialist trick to shut down debate and criticism. In your case to protect perverts… Another Eurobuggery attendee… Is that right? I'm not for Eurovision at all and consider the whole thing a massive bumder event with shite music, however I'm not going on about it and admitting to watching the 'bizarre preview' am I? I imagine after watching the 'bizarre preview' in full, you were so annoyed, you went round to tell your single 'friend' Abdullah all about it... in your pink pyjamas of course. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: So you're admitting you did fuck him/her/it up the arse? That's a brave confession for one of CC's biggest Mary Whitehouse advocates. One mention of shit and here he is! You really are the gift that keeps on giving. 💩🐕💩🐕💩🐕💩🐕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is that right? I'm not for Eurovision at all and consider the whole thing a massive bumder event with shite music, however I'm not going on about it and admitting to watching the 'bizarre preview' am I? I imagine after watching the 'bizarre preview' in full, you were so annoyed, you went round to tell your single 'friend' Abdullah all about it... in your pink pyjamas of course. Lol I watched some of Eurobuggery preview so I could criticise it and know who the enemy is. The producers and participants of Eurobuggery want to impress and inveigle as many youngsters as possible with unnatural sexual practices and gender perversions. Wake up imbecile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: lol. 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: lol. I suppose someone has to find you funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I suppose someone has to find you funny. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I went out with someone at university who came from there. I thought that because it was in Cheshire it'd be full of big houses and sports cars, but was disabused of that notion within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. One word .. Runcorn. Ok, two ..Crewe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 51 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I watched some of Eurobuggery preview so I could criticise it and know who the enemy is. The producers and participants of Eurobuggery want to impress and inveigle as many youngsters as possible with unnatural sexual practices and gender perversions. Wake up imbecile! You watched it you vile cassock-lifting wrong ‘un. Like your bullethole, you’re busted. Fuck off. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I went out with someone at university who came from there. I thought that because it was in Cheshire it'd be full of big houses and sports cars, but was disabused of that notion within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. Macc is a dump but a two minute drive has you in Prestbury, Alderley Edge and Wilmslow which is where the mega-bucks is. Even@Earl of Punkape wouldnt get onto the local golf courses. @Eddie would have no chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Unfortunately, I went out with someone at university who came from there. I thought that because it was in Cheshire it'd be full of big houses and sports cars, but was disabused of that notion within thirty seconds of entering the shit hole. Was she called Betty, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Macc is a dump but a two minute drive has you in Prestbury, Alderley Edge and Wilmslow which is where the mega-bucks is. Even@Earl of Punkape wouldnt get onto the local golf courses. @Eddie would have no chance. You’re barely literate…. Are you a Dustman? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Macc is a dump but a two minute drive has you in Prestbury, Alderley Edge and Wilmslow which is where the mega-bucks is. Even@Earl of Punkape wouldnt get onto the local golf courses. @Eddie would have no chance. On the contrary, it seems they're not too shy about accepting new "members"... https://carparkdogging.com/dogging-locations-cheshire.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2023 Report Share Posted May 9, 2023 It's a fucking freakshow supported by all those that nonce,bugger and generally shag anything including raspberries,Liverpool deserves them all. Strawberry Flids forever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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