Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)

[Penny Farthing]

Back to the original topic .. I am assuming that he has also made the same speach in a Christian church too. He is actually a nobody who has manipulated himself into a posiion where he can mouth off. In common with another now dead millitant RMT leader (Bob Crow). Another totally worthless individual with an ego when they have nothing to be egotistical about.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am assuming that you used to tout for "business" along Fishergate?

When you say "touting for business", if you mean driving down Lune street with a queer-seeking laser-guided military-grade flame-thrower, then yes.

I never veered from the topic in any case. This all about the eligibility of immigrants to fully integrate into our society. My view is that we should simply kill all of them.

Don't forget that abnormally large sexual-organs could well fall into the category of "birth defects", and with one word from me in the right ear, you might well find yourself in very sticky water indeed.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I like this. However, I hope my people aren't included in this. 

Don't you worry Gyps. In any sane and well-balanced society like the one I'm proposing, there'll always be a place for hand-made clothes pegs, fortune-telling, and lucky heather.

[and]

3 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

very sticky water

Is that a euphemism?

Just asking, for a friend.

Well, I would be, if I had any 😢

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

1 hour ago, and said:

Is that a euphemism?

Yes, I meant dead.   But you can visualise whatever you like as the proscribed method of despatching an annoyingly niggling example of the insanely over-endowed. I know you will anyway. If by chance those thoughts extend to drowning the aforesaid 3-legged victim, screaming in a huge vat of your own steaming-hot ejaculate, then my advice is to at least wear safety-goggles, and perhaps lay off the gay-porn wanking a little.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

Yes, I meant dead.   But you can visualise whatever you like as the proscribed method of despatching an annoyingly niggling example of the insanely over-endowed. I know you will anyway. If by chance those thoughts extend to drowning the aforesaid 3-legged victim, screaming in a huge vat of your own steaming-hot ejaculate, then my advice is to at least wear safety-goggles, and perhaps lay off the gay-porn wanking a little.

You’re averaging around 10 wordy posts a day, Sidney. Is this likely to continue?

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’re averaging around 10 wordy posts a day, Sidney. Is this likely to continue?

Waddya fucking want?   "Drink bleach" twice a fucking month?

[camberwell gypsy]

6 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

Don't you worry Gyps. In any sane and well-balanced society like the one I'm proposing, there'll always be a place for hand-made clothes pegs, fortune-telling, and lucky heather.

You forgot Horse selling, knife sharpening and drive tarmacing. 

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot Horse selling, knife sharpening and drive tarmacing. 

Kill him Gyps. Imagine that he’s one of the council enforcement officers that kicked the door off your Airstream at Dale Farm.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot Horse selling, knife sharpening and drive tarmacing. 

No, I didn't forget them.  But my trust only extends as far as clothes pegs and lucky heather. The fortune-telling is a bonus.

[Decimus]

5 hours ago, and said:

Is that a euphemism?

Just asking, for a friend.

Well, I would be, if I had any 😢

I'm almost tempted to put the boot in and agree that no cunt in their right mind would ever associate with you. But I think you've embarrassed yourself enough without me goading you into posting a grainy picture of you smiling at your postman through the letterbox.

Lololol wanker.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

... smiling at your postman through the letterbox.

Um, it wasn't a postman, and it wasn't a letterbox. Didn't the bottle of poppers in his hand give you a clue?

[King Billy]

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

You are a good man WC.

You are a man

[King Billy]

10 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

In order to bring back that much needed guilt and to repress our sexualities back to at least 70's levels,

‘Confessions of a window cleaner’ is starting in ten minutes. I’m sure you’ve set your Phillips VCR to record it anyway. 

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

Don't you worry Gyps. In any sane and well-balanced society like the one I'm proposing, there'll always be a place for hand-made clothes pegs, fortune-telling, and lucky heather.

And old ladies with a half finished tarmac driveway, who’s life savings have suddenly disappeared.

[Eric Cuntman]

34 minutes ago, King Billy said:

‘Confessions of a window cleaner’ is starting in ten minutes. I’m sure you’ve set your Phillips VCR to record it anyway. 

‘Porky’s’ was considered porn when I was a kid. 
 It must have been even worse if your formative excursions into sexuality were overseen by a gurning Robin Askwith. Horrifying. 

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Porky’s’ was considered porn when I was a kid. 
 It must have been even worse if your formative excursions into sexuality were overseen by a gurning Robin Askwith. Horrifying. 

At least the casting director had the sense to cast Bill Maynard as Askwiths dad to ensure no one watching would stay erect for very long. A dead nun would have done the same job but been a lot more difficult for the scriptwriters to include.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

And old ladies with a half finished tarmac driveway, who’s life savings have suddenly disappeared.

Like I said, just clothes pegs and lucky heather.  The rest goes without saying.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

At least the casting director had the sense to cast Bill Maynard as Askwiths dad to ensure no one watching would stay erect for very long. A dead nun would have done the same job but been a lot more difficult for the scriptwriters to include.

After two hours of this in the cinema at 16, I could even come over Bill Maynard's face...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi1VPIn6CJs

[and]

On 15/05/2023 at 20:01, Decimus said:

I'm almost tempted to put the boot in and agree that no cunt in their right mind would ever associate with you. But I think you've embarrassed yourself enough without me goading you into posting a grainy picture of you smiling at your postman through the letterbox.

Lololol wanker.

You're a humourless cunt, Dickless, but we already knew that.

So why don't you fuck-off and have a wank to one of your sad, gap-year sex fantasies?

LOL

[Decimus]

32 minutes ago, and said:

So why don't you fuck-off and have a wank to one of your sad, gap-year sex fantasies?

Why don't you tell us about your fictional gap year in Hawaii?

Actually, I don't want to read that shit. Keep it to your fucking self and just sit back, relax, close your eyes and imagine the waves and dog tongues gently lapping against your balls.

You sick cunt.

Lolololol.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

Why don't you tell us about your fictional gap year in Hawaii?

Actually, I don't want to read that shit. Keep it to your fucking self and just sit back, relax, close your eyes and imagine the waves and dog tongues gently lapping against your balls.

You sick cunt.

Lolololol.

Always beware of a man that buys a small tin of Pedigree Chum on a Friday night.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

Always beware of a man that buys a small tin of Pedigree Chum on a Friday night.

@judgetwi has been doing that for years. Although Abdul rebrands the Pedigree Chum as ‘Mixed Special Kebab’.