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Yes, Morrisons, what a fucking shithole. 

Picture the scene, in my bid to become to become a naturalised citizen of the Greatest Britain I decided to go for a fry up... In Morrisons. 

I take a (pre breakfast) wander around this shithole supermarket (of northern origin) only to notice the tight bastards have really dimmed the lights (either to save the leccy bill or to hide the shite they call food. 

As I'm strolling around said shithole, I can't help but notice an assortment of vile and disgusting individuals... Fat bellied chav Mum's sat stuffing doughnuts at around 9am, some fat (heart attack waiting to happen) former hooligan looking cunt stuffing a fry up with his vile Mrs sat next to him, various mentally unwell cunts wandering around looking lost and some cunts even the Jeremy Kyle show would reject. I have to say the food is fucking shite there as well, both bought and eaten in store. 

More reasons to shop at Morrisons the advert says, fuck that, I'm off to Lidl. 

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Depends where you are. I went to a morrisons in Saarf Laaandon a few years ago to wait for my car that was having its MOT and service and witnessed more or less the same as you did. The brekkie wasn't bad in all fairness. Last week I popped into the Morrison's a couple of miles outside my village and it was peopled by the 'Twin set and pearls' mob with Maggie Thatcher hair do and old geezers in trilby hats waiting for their missus do the shopping. It's got to a point where I can't remember what a black person looks like anymore.

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26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

to wait for my car that was having its MOT

I can’t remember what a black person looks like anymore.

Two questions for you Gypps.

1. Did you need to MOT both cars when they spotted the cut and shut and different front and rear number plates?

2. Haven’t you seen an ITV advert or BBC program recently?

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55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Two questions for you Gypps.

1. Did you need to MOT both cars when they spotted the cut and shut and different front and rear number plates?

2. Haven’t you seen an ITV advert or BBC program recently?

To answer your questions:

1. No

2. I turn off as soon as I see a black face. Hence, my TV is hardly on.

I'll report myself. 

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On 05/06/2023 at 14:41, camberwell gypsy said:

Depends where you are. I went to a morrisons in Saarf Laaandon a few years ago to wait for my car that was having its MOT and service and witnessed more or less the same as you did. The brekkie wasn't bad in all fairness. Last week I popped into the Morrison's a couple of miles outside my village and it was peopled by the 'Twin set and pearls' mob with Maggie Thatcher hair do and old geezers in trilby hats waiting for their missus do the shopping. It's got to a point where I can't remember what a black person looks like anymore.

I had you down as Waitrose regular CG, you know, as in nicking from there regularly? 

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