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Genuine Reason For Sale


Ape™️

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Why do cunts add this ridiculous statement to sales advertisements, particularly cars? What is it supposed to mean? It appears to me that it’s an attempt to assure any prospective buyer that the car isn’t an unreliable piece of shit that they’re not desperate to get rid of, but the very fact they’ve chosen to use it is a clear indicator that are are trying to get shot of an unreliable piece of shit. Genuine reason for sale? Fuck off.

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6 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Why do cunts add this ridiculous statement to sales advertisements, particularly cars? What is it supposed to mean? It appears to me that it’s an attempt to assure any prospective buyer that the car isn’t an unreliable piece of shit that they’re not desperate to get rid of, but the very fact they’ve chosen to use it is a clear indicator that are are trying to get shot of an unreliable piece of shit. Genuine reason for sale? Fuck off.

What have you bought? Tell the truth now.

Not your best work but at least original and an effort. How about car stickers in the rear windows of cars. My favourite is ‘Baby On Board.’ It’s a good job I spotted several of these on cars because without it I’d have deliberately smashed into the fucker at 80mph. Or is it a flagrant display of fertility. Either way…fuck off.

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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

What have you bought? Tell the truth now.

To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. 

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7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. 

Valid but if I may be so bold, and with all due sycophancy and respect, etc…I believe you’ve drifted into middle-age. It gets much worse, with time.

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11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What have you bought? Tell the truth now.

Not your best work but at least original and an effort. How about car stickers in the rear windows of cars. My favourite is ‘Baby On Board.’ It’s a good job I spotted several of these on cars because without it I’d have deliberately smashed into the fucker at 80mph. Or is it a flagrant display of fertility. Either way…fuck off.

Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head.

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4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head.

How is Mrs H, Michael?

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38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. 

Just put a bid in .. are you also selling that crazy looking leather effect sofa?

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16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How is Mrs H, Michael?

Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare.  She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip.  Nothing more I need to do, when she's recovered she'll help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest.

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Just now, Mike Hunt said:

Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare.  She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip.  Nothing more I need to do, she'll help help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest.

Mine’s in Cyprus visiting its mother who looks like an overbaked walnut despite thousands spent on botox. She remarried a bloke 20 years her junior who’s been caught goosing younger birds more times than @Witheredscrote. Hand on heart, I hope the Turks shoot her inbound flight down. I’ve had a lovely week here in the sun. The house looks like Mariupol, however.

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51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Mine’s in Cyprus visiting its mother who looks like an overbaked walnut despite thousands spent on botox. She remarried a bloke 20 years her junior who’s been caught goosing younger birds more times than @Witheredscrote. Hand on heart, I hope the Turks shoot her inbound flight down. I’ve had a lovely week here in the sun. The house looks like Mariupol, however.

Unfortunately you can’t help who you fall in love with DC. She does sound like an absolute pile of shit although you’re probably lucky to have her. 🤣

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54 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Unfortunately you can’t help who you fall in love with DC. She does sound like an absolute pile of shit although you’re probably lucky to have her. 🤣

She’s a cunt, Bill. As soon as the wedding ring went on, the rimming ceased. She’s got a few bob and I’ve told her clearly, if she even dreams of touching my pension, she’ll wind up propping a motorway bridge up with only her clitoris sticking out for dogs to piss on. What do you think of that then? 

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2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. 

Useless fucking gimp.

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13 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. 

Why can't you have just told us it was a guitar amplifier as all that other shit to identify the make and model is superfluous unless you happen to be a middle-aged Derek whose porn stash has been discovered by the other half so you've has to find yourself another hobby. Either that, or you're a busker??

Value baked beans is a definite sign of a busker........, and a wanker, really.

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