Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 Why do cunts add this ridiculous statement to sales advertisements, particularly cars? What is it supposed to mean? It appears to me that it’s an attempt to assure any prospective buyer that the car isn’t an unreliable piece of shit that they’re not desperate to get rid of, but the very fact they’ve chosen to use it is a clear indicator that are are trying to get shot of an unreliable piece of shit. Genuine reason for sale? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 (edited) For Sale. Ape TM Genuine reason for sale or swap for a tin of Value beans. Edited June 17, 2023 by Cunty BigBollox Congratulations on posting a nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: For Sale. Ape TM Genuine reason for sale or swap for a tin of Value beans. @Cunty BigBollox - Genuine reason for being a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: @Cunty BigBollox - Genuine reason for being a fucking idiot. What's your genuine reason for taking an hour to construct that witty reposte? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: @Cunty BigBollox - Genuine reason for being a fucking idiot. What are you thoughts on this mate? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-65908618 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Why do cunts add this ridiculous statement to sales advertisements, particularly cars? What is it supposed to mean? It appears to me that it’s an attempt to assure any prospective buyer that the car isn’t an unreliable piece of shit that they’re not desperate to get rid of, but the very fact they’ve chosen to use it is a clear indicator that are are trying to get shot of an unreliable piece of shit. Genuine reason for sale? Fuck off. What have you bought? Tell the truth now. Not your best work but at least original and an effort. How about car stickers in the rear windows of cars. My favourite is ‘Baby On Board.’ It’s a good job I spotted several of these on cars because without it I’d have deliberately smashed into the fucker at 80mph. Or is it a flagrant display of fertility. Either way…fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: What have you bought? Tell the truth now. To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. Valid but if I may be so bold, and with all due sycophancy and respect, etc…I believe you’ve drifted into middle-age. It gets much worse, with time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What have you bought? Tell the truth now. Not your best work but at least original and an effort. How about car stickers in the rear windows of cars. My favourite is ‘Baby On Board.’ It’s a good job I spotted several of these on cars because without it I’d have deliberately smashed into the fucker at 80mph. Or is it a flagrant display of fertility. Either way…fuck off. Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Feel free DC, that was the original idea of it, so when some dyslexic fucker smashes into it doing 80, the fire crew will read the sign and be ready to scoop its splattered remains off the back of the driver's head. How is Mrs H, Michael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 @Ape™️ there’s bird strikes and then there’s this…Wtaf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. Just put a bid in .. are you also selling that crazy looking leather effect sofa? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How is Mrs H, Michael? Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare. She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip. Nothing more I need to do, when she's recovered she'll help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 Just now, Mike Hunt said: Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare. She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip. Nothing more I need to do, she'll help help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest. Mine’s in Cyprus visiting its mother who looks like an overbaked walnut despite thousands spent on botox. She remarried a bloke 20 years her junior who’s been caught goosing younger birds more times than @Witheredscrote. Hand on heart, I hope the Turks shoot her inbound flight down. I’ve had a lovely week here in the sun. The house looks like Mariupol, however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What's your genuine reason for taking an hour to construct that witty reposte? What’s the genuine reason for your existence? I honestly can’t think of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 51 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip. ‘What the fuck is wrong with you woman? How many times do I have to tell you you’re taking it up the arse. Four?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 48 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What’s the genuine reason for your existence? I honestly can’t think of one. I’m sure Mr Patel the off licence owner could think of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mine’s in Cyprus visiting its mother who looks like an overbaked walnut despite thousands spent on botox. She remarried a bloke 20 years her junior who’s been caught goosing younger birds more times than @Witheredscrote. Hand on heart, I hope the Turks shoot her inbound flight down. I’ve had a lovely week here in the sun. The house looks like Mariupol, however. Unfortunately you can’t help who you fall in love with DC. She does sound like an absolute pile of shit although you’re probably lucky to have her. 🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, King Billy said: Unfortunately you can’t help who you fall in love with DC. She does sound like an absolute pile of shit although you’re probably lucky to have her. 🤣 She’s a cunt, Bill. As soon as the wedding ring went on, the rimming ceased. She’s got a few bob and I’ve told her clearly, if she even dreams of touching my pension, she’ll wind up propping a motorway bridge up with only her clitoris sticking out for dogs to piss on. What do you think of that then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. Useless fucking gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Frank said: Useless fucking gimp. Hands up…who ordered a troll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Useless fucking gimp. Uncanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 27 minutes ago, Frank said: Useless fucking gimp. Pathetic. I've actually read what Ape has had to say, it's that bad. Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What’s the genuine reason for your existence? I honestly can’t think of one. Is that crazy black sofa made from the same pvc as you suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: To be 100% truthful, I haven’t bought anything. I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale and ended up looking through the other items. Then I noticed a lot of cunts using the bullshit phrase and became irrationally angered by it. Why can't you have just told us it was a guitar amplifier as all that other shit to identify the make and model is superfluous unless you happen to be a middle-aged Derek whose porn stash has been discovered by the other half so you've has to find yourself another hobby. Either that, or you're a busker?? Value baked beans is a definite sign of a busker........, and a wanker, really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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