Eddie Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Bring us a watermelon back Ed if you’ve got the space in your suitcase. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 02/07/2023 at 01:45, Last Cunt Standing said: Oh dear, my little joke seems to have upset you. It’s rather a good job this is written down (well done on that, by the way) as every other argument I have ever had with one of you leek-fancier types has resulted in me being covered in spittle as you mangle your way through vowels and consonants like Vorderman on acid. Your foot-stomping insecurity about how beautiful Wales might be speaks largely for itself. Personally I can’t forgive the place for giving me my first and only needlestick injury on a Rugby field just outside Merthyr. I wasn’t playing with you savages for clarity, rather one of your young ladies had offered to show me how green was her valley and I rolled on to the fucking thing mid-act. Your hope that the PLA will one day slaughter every Australian is quite sweet of you. I will pass it on to our Armed Forces next time I see any of them in the pub. Perhaps you could give my regards to your local sheep farmers, who seem to have been tucked up like rollmop herrings by the Aus-UK FTA Boris was so desperate to sign. The local livestock community here take the view that the competitive edge they now enjoy over the British farmer might be the best use of a packet of TimTams since Marianne Faithful toured Australia with the Stones. Get fucked you thin-skinned cunt. Go stick your head in a popty ping and give yourself three minutes. I’m sure any Welsh housewife can give you an idea of what three minutes waiting for something to happen feels like. Crikey cobber that's a lot of words to say 'I'm an easily triggered, sexually frustrated, interracial cuckold porn watching, foot fetish having soy boy cunt with a micro penis who thinks having a wine cellar and a swimming pool is bragging material' Bonza! I'll let you get back to strangle wanking yourself in the dark in your wine cellar anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, LastoftheMullets said: Crikey cobber that's a lot of words to say 'I'm an easily triggered, sexually frustrated, interracial cuckold porn watching, foot fetish having soy boy cunt with a micro penis who thinks having a wine cellar and a swimming pool is bragging material' Bonza! I'll let you get back to strangle wanking yourself in the dark in your wine cellar anyway. “Trapped in a small tight dark crevice in Thailand”. Don’t tell me, you work at GCHQ and compile the Times Cryptic in your time off? I don’t wanna be in your gang, your gang. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 31 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “Trapped in a small tight dark crevice in Thailand”. Don’t tell me, you work at GCHQ and compile the Times Cryptic in your time off? I don’t wanna be in your gang, your gang. Fuck off. Done the widow yet, Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “Trapped in a small tight dark crevice in Thailand”. Don’t tell me, you work at GCHQ and compile the Times Cryptic in your time off? I don’t wanna be in your gang, your gang. Fuck off. Who’s the leader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Done the widow yet, Doc? Unlike some Corner stalwarts, my cock isn’t 9000 miles long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Unlike some Corner stalwarts, my cock isn’t 9000 miles long. Indeed, you don't want to upset Pen wherever you are on the globe. One minute you're taking a siesta by the pool, the next you're being anally violated from a different time zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Unlike some Corner stalwarts, my cock isn’t 9000 miles long. I shared a bedroom with our kid, @Old Chap Raasclaat and I can tell you that boy has some wood on him. He pole vaulted from Haiti to Cuba when he was eleven to deflower some Commie chicas. Watch your mouth, Doc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed, you don't want to upset Pen wherever you are on the globe. One minute you're taking a siesta by the pool, the next you're being anally violated from a different time zone. The umbrellas here remind me of something https://ibb.co/XL3YTjh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: The umbrellas here remind me of something https://ibb.co/XL3YTjh They remind you of Klansmen. It’s probably an inherited slave memory that’s popped into your consciousness. They can’t hurt you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: The umbrellas here remind me of something https://ibb.co/XL3YTjh Is that Frank in the background on his hands and knees staring at them? "Mitch, you old Jew bastard, wash ya faackin' cock in the sink". If it is, I sure do hope no middle class fucking piss head has left their three kids home alone dosed up on roofies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is that Frank in the background on his hands and knees staring at them? "Mitch, you old Jew bastard, wash ya faackin' cock in the sink". If it is, I sure do hope no middle class fucking piss head has left their three kids home alone dosed up on roofies. Brilliant. but obviously reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 23:44, Dyslexic cnut said: Done the widow yet, Doc? He's given it a good ol' tongue thrashing yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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