Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 I have just had the usual monthly message on one of my smartphones saying "Great News you have now got a new £15 monthly balance". Whilst this is good to know it is hardly "Great News". Surely being left £5million by an unknown aunt or winning £5million on the National Lottery or learning that an itinerant pizza delivery man who was born in Ulster had lost his false teeth would be "Great News" .. Do any of you have thoughts on this "Great News" balderdash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 My only thought is with all those phones are you a dope dealer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 50 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Do any of you have thoughts on this "Great News" balderdash? Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: My only thought is with all those phones are you a dope dealer? Two phones a Samsung on O2 and a Huawei on Vodaphone .. do you deal in dope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Kill yourself. I would rather kill you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Two phones a Samsung on O2 and a Huawei on Vodaphone .. do you deal in dope? No, sorry, but that's certainly a very bold request to be making here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Two phones a Samsung on O2 and a Huawei on Vodaphone .. do you deal in dope? How much do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Two phones a Samsung on O2 and a Huawei on Vodaphone .. do you deal in dope? Which one does the government use to track your whereabouts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 I got really excited when I saw the title and author of this nomination, as I was hoping you’d received a diagnosis of a terminal illness. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be just another load of inane, tedious fucking shit. Fuck off. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 26 minutes ago, and said: Which one does the government use to track your whereabouts? I guess it's more discreet than the electronic tag that you've been forced to wear by the RSPCA. I've heard that you start beeping like the fucking Road Runner whenever you come within 100ft of a dog's arsehole. Lolololol. Fuck Off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: I guess it's more discreet than the electronic tag that you've been forced to wear by the RSPCA. I've heard that you start beeping like the fucking Road Runner whenever you come within 100ft of a dog's arsehole. Lolololol. Fuck Off. Certainly don't need a tracker to know I'm within 100ft of an arsehole like you @Decimus LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 What would be great news is for you to shut the fuck up as you know jack shit, so sling your fucking hook you demented old petrified wooden yeast dripping cunt. Take that useless poodle shit sniffing pile of plop with you. Pair of off the chart spastics. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: Certainly don't need a tracker to know I'm within 100ft of an arsehole like you @Decimus LOL Why bother copying Decs in when you were responding to his comment anyway? In your defence, you've only been posting since 2014. You extraordinarily brain-dead fucking cuntwit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Why bother copying Decs in when you were responding to his comment anyway? In your defence, you've only been posting since 2014. You extraordinarily brain-dead fucking cuntwit. Simple @Wolfie I don't give a cunt for following your semantic rules and regulation. How do like them apples, dicksplash? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, and said: Simple @Wolfie I don't give a cunt for following your semantic rules and regulation. How do like them apples, dicksplash? LOL Oooo you're hard for a coprophagic Kike, you rebel without a pooh lololol. Rebel, Rebel, he eats pooch mess Rebel, Rebel, it drips down his chest Rebel, Rebel, everyone knows Mein Kampf, get fucked Schlomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 44 minutes ago, and said: Simple @Wolfie I don't give a cunt for following your semantic rules and regulation. How do like them apples, dicksplash? LOL Surely a fuckin’ should have been used in this reply, to really show Wolfie that you mean business? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Oooo you're hard for a coprophagic Kike, you rebel without a pooh lololol. Rebel, Rebel, he eats pooch mess Rebel, Rebel, it drips down his chest Rebel, Rebel, everyone knows Mein Kampf, get fucked Schlomo. Fuck me.. the Snowman cometh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me.. the Snowman cometh. Bollocks. According to our man at Crufts I only consume half a pint of shandy twice a year. I'm thinking of using him as a character witness the next time Mrs D wants to know why there's 'flour' dust all over the chopping board everytime she comes home from an evening at her mother's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 Just now, Decimus said: Bollocks. According to our man at Crufts I only consume half a pint of shandy twice a year. I'm thinking of using him as a character witness the next time Mrs D wants to know why there's 'flour' dust all over the chopping board everytime she comes home from an evening at her mother's. Tell her it fell off some Mr Kiplings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tell her it fell off some Mr Kiplings. The next time I take £100 out of her purse for some chop I'll tell her it was Uncle Ben. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Surely a fuckin’ should have been used in this reply, to really show Wolfie that you mean business? Good Evening BLOSSOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The next time I take £100 out of her purse for some chop I'll tell her it was Uncle Ben. I’ve been offered it at £55 a g. Is that cheap? It should be. It’s from a load of county lines yardie cunts. I don’t touch it, I preferred Dexamphetamine back when uppers were other than caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve been offered it at £55 a g. Is that cheap? It should be. It’s from a load of county lines yardie cunts. I don’t touch it, I preferred Dexamphetamine back when uppers were other than caffeine. I think it's fairly standard, although it depends on where you are. I'm paying £70 which is steep, but it's good and not heavily cut. I bought some shite for £45 not long ago and my whole nostril was caked closed after two lines. Never tried any Eileen's, but my poison of choice is acid. Unfortunately life means I can rarely afford the extended down time I need to enjoy a good trip. @and what do you think of all that then? You boring little Talk To Frank cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I have just had the usual monthly message on one of my smartphones saying "Great News you have now got a new £15 monthly balance". Whilst this is good to know it is hardly "Great News". Surely being left £5million by an unknown aunt or winning £5million on the National Lottery or learning that an itinerant pizza delivery man who was born in Ulster had lost his false teeth would be "Great News" .. Do any of you have thoughts on this "Great News" balderdash? I can fart out of my nipples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I think it's fairly standard, although it depends on where you are. I'm paying £70 which is steep, but it's good and not heavily cut. I bought some shite for £45 not long ago and my whole nostril was caked closed after two lines. Never tried any Eileen's, but my poison of choice is acid. Unfortunately life means I can rarely afford the extended down time I need to enjoy a good trip. @and what do you think of all that then? You boring little Talk To Frank cunt. I was ok with acid until I dropped this ‘blue planet’ tab. Really thick paper with a little Saturn 🪐 looking planet on it. An hour and a half later I was walking down the white lines of a road because I was convinced that the houses were expanding under pressure and about to explode. Fuck that. I was alright with Psilocybin shrooms though. Your own personal 10 hour Disneyland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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