Mike Hunt Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Walt Disney productions is completely revising Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to replace the dwarves with "magical creatures" of varying height, ethnicity and "multi-gender" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean). So by being "inclusive", the Disney cunts are actually excluding the dwarves that should have been represented, aside from the fact it was supposed to be all about the dwarves. This is just fucking nuts. And then there are the revised names to consider. I can always hope they'll retain a modicum of realism with Wokey, Golly, Dykey, Freaky, Tranny, Faggy and Mongy. https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/walt-disney-latest-snow-white-woke-cancel-culture 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Will it be a short story? The problem with dwarves is they're always putting their noses in other people's business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 37 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: and Mongy. I'll be genuinely surprised if they haven't cast someone with Down's syndrome in there somewhere. No doubt they would have to be clever rather than "Dopey", despite Hollywood's current mantra that homos and freaks can only be played by real-life homos and freaks. FWIW, I anticipated this very remake a few years ago... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Will it be a short story? The problem with dwarves is they're always putting their noses in other people's business. Indeed. "Throbbin`Hood" and "Saturday Night Beaver" being a case in point.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Indeed. "Throbbin`Hood" and "Saturday Night Beaver" being a case in point.. I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. They were running under saloon doors and forming human pyramids to get up on horses. Fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. They were running under saloon doors and forming human pyramids to get up on horses. Fucking hilarious. The Terror of Tiny Town? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Terror of Tiny Town? That’s it. I was close but you beat me to it. I had remembered that the main character was played by that little cunt from ‘High Plains Drifter’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: the main character was played by that little cunt from ‘High Plains Drifter’ I dare say Mr.Eastwood wouldn't be too happy about you calling him a 'little cunt' 🤠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 @Carl Swayhave you been cast yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 5 minutes ago, Zev said: I dare say Mr.Eastwood wouldn't be too happy about you calling him a 'little cunt' 🤠 Not as upset as he’d be if I’d spelled his name ‘Clint Eats wood’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not as upset as he’d be if I’d spelled his name ‘Clint Eats wood’. You're now suggesting Clint could take part in a Village People reboot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Walt Disney productions is completely revising Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to replace the dwarves with "magical creatures" of varying height, ethnicity and "multi-gender" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean). So by being "inclusive", the Disney cunts are actually excluding the dwarves that should have been represented, aside from the fact it was supposed to be all about the dwarves. This is just fucking nuts. And then there are the revised names to consider. I can always hope they'll retain a modicum of realism with Wokey, Golly, Dykey, Freaky, Tranny, Faggy and Mongy. https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/walt-disney-latest-snow-white-woke-cancel-culture Blame that cunt Peter 'Dinky' Dinklage for this sort of shit. He's the one who came out and fucked it up for Dwarfs. I just hope Snow White kicks his arse when he gets home tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. They were running under saloon doors and forming human pyramids to get up on horses. Fucking hilarious. It was Low Noon, Eric. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I just hope Snow White kicks his arse when he gets home tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Blame that cunt Peter 'Dinky' Dinklage for this sort of shit. He's the one who came out and fucked it up for Dwarfs. I just hope Snow White kicks his arse when he gets home tonight. Peter Dinklage has no sense of reality or reason whatsoever. He has publicly condemned virtually every theatrical and cinematic appearance by dwarves in the last hundred years… whilst pocketing 30-40 million for playing a character known as ‘The Imp’ for over a decade. Apparently it’s unacceptable for anyone born with dwarfism to actually turn it into a positive and earn a decent living. Except him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't remember that episode of Land of the Giants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently it’s unacceptable for anyone born with dwarfism to actually turn it into a positive and earn a decent living. Except him. Precisely, not only is he lacking in height, he's lacking in the sharing and giving department as well. Selfish, short-arsed cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Peter Dinklage has no sense of reality or reason whatsoever. He has publicly condemned virtually every theatrical and cinematic appearance by dwarves in the last hundred years… whilst pocketing 30-40 million for playing a character known as ‘The Imp’ for over a decade. Apparently it’s unacceptable for anyone born with dwarfism to actually turn it into a positive and earn a decent living. Except him. There's also the fact that the cunt can't act. Have you seen 'I think we're alone now'? They might has well as put a beard on a cricket bat he was so fucking wooden. It would have been cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. They were running under saloon doors and forming human pyramids to get up on horses. Fucking hilarious. The Good the Bad and the Tiny The Little Bunch Low Chaparral Small in the Saddle The Small T The Little Small Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Good the Bad and the Tiny The Little Bunch Low Chaparral Small in the Saddle The Small T The Little Small Man 3’ 10” From Yuma. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 3’ 10” From Yuma. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. Short Noon Butch Cassidy and the Short-arsed kid The Man Who Short Liberty Valance Short Apache Winchester 7.3 The Magnificent Six and a Half The Shortist Hang 'Em Low The Short Riders Brokeback Mountain (Wolfie's favourite) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Disney is very PC , a long way from the far right stance of founder Walt Disney and numerous racist cartoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: Disney is very PC , a long way from the far right stance of founder Walt Disney and numerous racist cartoons. Goofy was clearly based on a particularly unintelligent cotton plantation worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: Disney is very PC , a long way from the far right stance of founder Walt Disney and numerous racist cartoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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