Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 He would possibly have survive had the cunt dialed 999 .. should still have faced a murder conviction. https://news.sky.com/story/killer-driver-alexander-mckellar-caught-after-taking-girlfriend-to-peat-bog-grave-where-he-had-buried-charity-cyclist-tony-parsons-12928441 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 The defence cited mitigating circumstances,the fact that all cyclists are cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 More importantly, was the bike damaged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2023 Report Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 18:23, Penny Farthing said: He would possibly have survive had the cunt dialed 999 .. should still have faced a murder conviction. https://news.sky.com/story/killer-driver-alexander-mckellar-caught-after-taking-girlfriend-to-peat-bog-grave-where-he-had-buried-charity-cyclist-tony-parsons-12928441 Are they sure it was a real cyclist they found? The last time they found a body in a peat bog, it turned out to be some bits of monkeys sewn together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2023 Report Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 18:23, Penny Farthing said: He would possibly have survive had the cunt dialed 999 .. should still have faced a murder conviction. https://news.sky.com/story/killer-driver-alexander-mckellar-caught-after-taking-girlfriend-to-peat-bog-grave-where-he-had-buried-charity-cyclist-tony-parsons-12928441 What it doesn't say is that the police nicked her for littering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 31, 2023 Report Share Posted July 31, 2023 While I generally find it hard to sympathise with cyclists, particularly Lycra-clad wankers on £1k-plus bicycles who take it upon themselves to hog half the fucking road, many without basic & necessary insurance, I do think this particular case looks fairly tragic, especially as the deceased had appeared quite a charitable soul, while both drunk cunts were driving on a vastly remote and fairly straight road – so incident avoidable if sober. That said, how ironic he had a handlebar 'tache. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2023 Report Share Posted July 31, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are they sure it was a real cyclist they found? The last time they found a body in a peat bog, it turned out to be some bits of monkeys sewn together. Please god let it be Jeremy Vine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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