We buy any

[Guest entitled little cunt]

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

They wouldn’t accept it because the car was clearly equipped with a spare wheel at point of sale. Replacing said spare wheel with a corpse is technically a modification and would invalidate any remaining extended warranty agreement that should follow the chain of ownership.

Hope that helps.

[Miles from Dublin]

I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro.

[King Billy]

36 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Fisher Price might take it back if you painted the roof yellow and the rest of it red again. 

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro.

Perfect choice for you.

A knobby car lol lol lol.

[Dyslexic cnut]

43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Anything else that you do because Schofield told you to? Cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

37 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have been looking at a Nissan Figaro.

You should get a Quandt Amphicar 770. It looks like a triumph herald so you’ll be the envy of all the old biddies in Biddeford. And it’s a boat, so you can join Frank on yachting excursions. 

[Jake The Muss]

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Reading this nomination, if i was a betting man, then i would bet you're still spoon-feeding.

Fuck off 

[Mike Hunt]

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Couldn't you have gone to the body shop?

[Neil]

Is it because the windscreen wipers are on the inside you Harvey Price lookalike?

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

12 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Couldn't you have gone to the body shop?

@Penny Farthing did.

[and]

15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

Of course he would, the paddy cunt will do anything for money.

[Witheredscrote]

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Took my black Audi  (  impulsive purchase as  I wanted  to standout from the crowd ) to we buy any whatever .

My ex wifes corpse was neatly wrapped in bin bags and placed in the spare wheel well.It was a considerable  effort to fit the fat bitch in but I managed it with the help of a sledge hammer and an axe .

Anyway  the cunts refused to buy my car .It's  all a lie , how these fucking companies get away with it I don't know .It boils my fucking piss.

Don't  make up catchy words to  songs if it's not from the heart .

Chris de fucking Burgh  wouldn't do that .

For fuck sake ELC, I'm sure the lyricist tried hard to get 'We buy any car providing there isn't a rotting corpse in the boot' into the composition. Apart from that, if you want to stand out in a crowd, may I respectfully suggest you set light to yourself, in a Tesco carpark.

[Witheredscrote]

@Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You?

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You?

I actually nominated or commented on this very advert, probably on the Schofield thread. 
 It’s the snarly aggressive attitude on the cunt when someone off camera speaks to him. If the fucking uppity little baboon addressed me in that manner, I’d drag the little jig out of his stolen car and kick his fucking cunt in.

[Mike Hunt]

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You?

He should be wearing a fez - looks like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

[Hammer of Cunts]

Next time, get one of those space-saver wives; they won't go so fast but they can get you out of trouble. And some of them have got a red middle.

[Dave Umbongo]

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eric Cuntman, only a spade, and Frank would wear black socks with shorts. Makes me sick. You?

I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing.

I really really want to hurt it badly. A lot. 

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing.

Apparently if you leave 4 jigaboos in a car for long enough, eventually they’ll work out how to drive off and do a drive by shooting. It’s got something to do with the ‘typewriter/best selling novel’ scientific theory.