camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2023 Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 On 16/08/2023 at 21:54, Decimus said: If museums only contained artefacts which originated from the countries in which they were based, your much vaunted sub-saharan brothers in arms would only have display cases full of sticks, stones and shrunken heads. Fuck off, you treasonous little worm. You only have to see treasures and art that were damaged or partially destroyed by Muslim invaders. I visited places on Cyprus to see artifacts of beauty that were desecrated by invading Turkish forces. Don't matter how beautiful they are, if it doesn't tally with their beliefs they destroy them. Fucking heathens 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should visit the National Trust buildings. Dare to sit on one of the chairs or touch a piece of furniture and you get one of the volunteers (decrepit old cunt whose nearly dead) jumping on you like a fucking crumbly ninja, "Don't touch that" as if the item will disintegrate at the touch of a finger. As one person once said "The building belongs to the people until they find oil under the cunt". Yep and all the stuff like old masters and furniture have their images copyrighted in association with such fucking greasy merchants of Venice as the Gettys Photographic Library despite the whole lot has been paid for by the taxpayer or public donation and is actually, as you so elegantly explain, fucking public property. Roy Strong: fucking misnomer. How about Geoff Capes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2023 Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Yep and all the stuff like old masters and furniture have their images copyrighted in association with such fucking greasy merchants of Venice as the Gettys Photographic Library despite the whole lot has been paid for by the taxpayer or public donation and is actually, as you so elegantly explain, fucking public property. Roy Strong: fucking misnomer. How about Geoff Capes? Geoff Capes was no Jon Pall Sigmarsson or Bill Kazmeir. Dominated the Highland Games for quite a while though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Geoff Capes was no Jon Pall Sigmarsson or Bill Kazmeir. Dominated the Highland Games for quite a while though. Geoff was a strange one, the only birds he fancied were budgies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Geoff was a strange one, the only birds he fancied were budgies. Talking of strongmen @Eric Cuntman, have you seen how much of a 'right tit' that Hathor Julius Bjornsson looks now........, mainly due to the fact he ripped his left on off the bone trying to find the end of the sellotape or something, so I've heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of strongmen @Eric Cuntman, have you seen how much of a 'right tit' that Hathor Julius Bjornsson looks now........, mainly due to the fact he ripped his left on off the bone trying to find the end of the sellotape or something, so I've heard. I just looked it up. He was trying to set a bench press world record. He’s already got the deadlift. Which really annoyed Eddie Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 19/08/2023 at 11:01, Decimus said: Were you looking for the ark of the covenant? Lololololol. The Ark is at the back of my garage under a dusty pile of porno mags. T’internet destroyed the porno mag industry but I’m holding on to them in the hope there is some cunt who wants to relive their adolescence and come across with the dosh. You know….like those cunts who pay big money for old train sets and Star Wars dolls because their parents couldn’t afford them when they were kids. Get over your tortured childhood you fucking wankers! I’d offer them to you Carrotcruncher but there aren’t any homo ones in there. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: The Ark is at the back of my garage under a dusty pile of porno mags. T’internet destroyed the porno mag industry but I’m holding on to them in the hope there is some cunt who wants to relive their adolescence and come across with the dosh. You know….like those cunts who pay big money for old train sets and Star Wars dolls because their parents couldn’t afford them when they were kids. Get over your tortured childhood you fucking wankers! I’d offer them to you Carrotcruncher but there aren’t any homo ones in there. Wanker. Is the paper sticky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: The Ark is at the back of my garage under a dusty pile of porno mags. T’internet destroyed the porno mag industry but I’m holding on to them in the hope there is some cunt who wants to relive their adolescence and come across with the dosh. You know….like those cunts who pay big money for old train sets and Star Wars dolls because their parents couldn’t afford them when they were kids. Get over your tortured childhood you fucking wankers! I’d offer them to you Carrotcruncher but there aren’t any homo ones in there. Wanker. The thought of you bowing down in reverence to your magic Jew box whilst furiously frotting your half-maggot over some hairy 70s bush makes me feel absolutely fucking sick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: The thought of you bowing down in reverence to your magic Jew box whilst furiously frotting your half-maggot over some hairy 70s bush makes me feel absolutely fucking sick. Look up the Viz character ‘Pop-Shot’ for a visual reference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: The Ark is at the back of my garage under a dusty pile of porno mags. T’internet destroyed the porno mag industry but I’m holding on to them in the hope there is some cunt who wants to relive their adolescence and come across with the dosh. You know….like those cunts who pay big money for old train sets and Star Wars dolls because their parents couldn’t afford them when they were kids. Get over your tortured childhood you fucking wankers! I’d offer them to you Carrotcruncher but there aren’t any homo ones in there. Wanker. Apparently there is a growing market for old skool grot mags Judge. Mostly middle aged unmarried men who wear tank tops, speak like Ken Livingstone or Roy Cropper, and have recently had their computers seized by the Old Bill around 6 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look up the Viz character ‘Pop-Shot’ for a visual reference. Sicko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2023 Report Share Posted August 25, 2023 On 24/08/2023 at 09:15, Decimus said: The thought of you bowing down in reverence to your magic Jew box whilst furiously frotting your half-maggot over some hairy 70s bush makes me feel absolutely fucking sick. You feeling “absolutely fucking sick” cheers me up no end mate. How did you get on with your GCSEs Countryboy? I don’t like to brag, I leave that to wankers like you, but I got grade 9 in Modern Hebrew. Fair enough, I should be teaching it not taking the fucking exam but it’s a fucked up world. Don’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2023 Report Share Posted August 25, 2023 On 24/08/2023 at 07:42, Penny Farthing said: Is the paper sticky? Probably, but the chances of extracting my DNA, injecting it up your dusty old fanny, and us having a brat are pretty slim I reckon. But you are fucking mental so do carry on. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Probably, but the chances of extracting my DNA, injecting it up your dusty old fanny, and us having a brat are pretty slim I reckon. But you are fucking mental so do carry on. 😁 Thank you .. I do always try to see the best in people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: You feeling “absolutely fucking sick” cheers me up no end mate. How did you get on with your GCSEs Countryboy? I don’t like to brag, I leave that to wankers like you, but I got grade 9 in Modern Hebrew. Fair enough, I should be teaching it not taking the fucking exam but it’s a fucked up world. Don’t you agree? Grade 9? Back in my day it was A-U. You're either a teenager, which considering your regular pant-wetting meltdowns is a strong possibility, or you're a stupid old bastard who has had to do some resits recently. Which is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Thank you .. I do always try to see the best in people. That's why everybody loves you ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Zev said: That's why everybody loves you ❤️ 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: 🤣 Don't be fooled. That's what they said to CSE Grade 3 dullards who are going nowhere with their tomorrow's toilet paper in their retarded fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: CSE Grade 3 That's how @Wolfie started, and look at him now... 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Zev said: That's how @Wolfie started, and look at him now... 😄 I'd rather not thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 27, 2023 Report Share Posted August 27, 2023 On 26/08/2023 at 11:40, Decimus said: Grade 9? Back in my day it was A-U. You're either a teenager, which considering your regular pant-wetting meltdowns is a strong possibility, or you're a stupid old bastard who has had to do some resits recently. Which is it? That’s funny, I thought you knew all about me but now you’re not so sure. Apparently a GCSE in Modern Hebrew is entry level for getting into Mossad these days. I’ve made a good start but there’s a long hard road ahead of me. But I have ambition and I’m a right determined cunt so you better watch out Carrotcruncher. I will be well pissed off if the Peacefuls get to Norwich before me. Either way you are in big fucking trouble. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 5 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Just another strand of the grand old UK plc ponzi scheme. Keep em in higher education tuition debt from now to eternity. God I hate the young. When I was young I also hated the young, I think I've grown more sympathetic with each grey hair as they don't know what is to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: When I was young I also hated the young, I think I've grown more sympathetic with each grey hair as they don't know what is to come. And when you realise that they think you’re stupid for trying to warn them, you can learn to hate them all over again. Stupid fucking gay cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: When I was young I also hated the young, I think I've grown more sympathetic with each grey hair as they don't know what is to come. This sounds like it's an incredibly sinister threat from you, Aitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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