Penny Farthing Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 You put a terror suspect in the prison kitchen where he has access to knives. He did not use the knives to stab anyone thankfully but does manage to escape by hiding under van whilst dressed as a chef. There is an all airports and sea port alert but doubtless by this time he is somewhere in an islamic paradise. Surely there must be nice island somewhere where they could machine gun the cunts if they try to escape. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 46 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: doubtless by this time he is somewhere in an islamic paradise. London. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You put a terror suspect in the prison kitchen where he has access to knives. He did not use the knives to stab anyone thankfully but does manage to escape by hiding under van whilst dressed as a chef. There is an all airports and sea port alert but doubtless by this time he is somewhere in an islamic paradise. Surely there must be nice island somewhere where they could machine gun the cunts if they try to escape. Dressed as a chef? Hopefully someone will mistake Gordon Ramsay for him and knife the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 The RNLI will catch him if he tries to flee the country. He’ll soon regret what he’s done when he’s brought back to Dover, and has to live free gratis in a 4 star hotel (next to a girls school) for the next five years, until the Home Office settles his six figure compensation payout. Stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: London. Londistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 7, 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2023 I’m imagining the cunt approaching the French coast in a dinghy. The Frenchies are going mental…… ”Sacre bleu! Haven’t you got a compass? The Land of Milk and Honey is the other way you wanker! Don’t worry we’ll escort you all the way and dump you on the Anglais”. That’s the only way we’ve got of ever catching the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 15 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You put a terror suspect in the prison kitchen where he has access to knives. He did not use the knives to stab anyone thankfully but does manage to escape by hiding under van whilst dressed as a chef. There is an all airports and sea port alert but doubtless by this time he is somewhere in an islamic paradise. Surely there must be nice island somewhere where they could machine gun the cunts if they try to escape. Hmmm. I’m not sure I understand the word “secerity” My Lady . Assuming the wankers in charge of his secerity are as dumb as you it’s hardly surprising he’s had it away on his toes. Fucking hell, we are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Hmmm. I’m not sure I understand the word “secerity” My Lady . Assuming the wankers in charge of his secerity are as dumb as you it’s hardly surprising he’s had it away on his toes. Fucking hell, we are fucked. Spelling NAZI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: somewhere in an islamic paradise. In a pub, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 On 07/09/2023 at 11:14, Penny Farthing said: You put a terror suspect in the prison kitchen where he has access to knives. He did not use the knives to stab anyone thankfully but does manage to escape by hiding under van whilst dressed as a chef. There is an all airports and sea port alert but doubtless by this time he is somewhere in an islamic paradise. Surely there must be nice island somewhere where they could machine gun the cunts if they try to escape. Have you come across the tool "editing" "typo" and no jokes about tools please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 On 07/09/2023 at 12:01, Eric Cuntman said: London. Norfolk, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 Actually it's a great story. Beats anything else on the box at the moment. Let's hope it climaxes with a hostage situation with a guest appearance by Al Pacino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Have you come across the tool "editing" "typo" and no jokes about tools please. no, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 Apparently the dozy twat was spotted climbing out from under the vehicle and strolled nonchalantly towards Wandsworth dressed as a chef. I can't see that the filth will get him now. Wandsworth is full of chefs strolling around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently the dozy twat was spotted climbing out from under the vehicle and strolled nonchalantly towards Wandsworth dressed as a chef. I can't see that the filth will get him now. Wandsworth is full of chefs strolling around. [dozy twat] doesn't quite fit the surprising simplicity and effectiveness of his escape plan. I'd be most surprised if this hasn't been thought out. 1. surveillance of the food truck usual route leaving HMP 2. change of clothes at a prearranged spot new clothes behind a bush etc. with cash obviously 3. planned route to the coast 4. Richmond Park a deliberate red herring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 According to today's paper, a "close relative" has claimed that this is all the fault of the army. It's such a relief to hear that he's not a dangerous knife-wielding, bomb-wearing piece of islamist shit; just a nice "intelligent and kind boy". It has nothing to do with the barbaric and backward religion that he espouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 Cunt’s surrendered. Found outside the Barbican with an anal haemorrhage apparently. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-66749354 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: [dozy twat] doesn't quite fit the surprising simplicity and effectiveness of his escape plan. I'd be most surprised if this hasn't been thought out. 1. surveillance of the food truck usual route leaving HMP 2. change of clothes at a prearranged spot new clothes behind a bush etc. with cash obviously 3. planned route to the coast 4. Richmond Park a deliberate red herring As you can see, the Met's finest sprang into action 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 It was only short but it was a great escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: As you can see, the Met's finest sprang into action The £20k bounty was an unusual step and I thought put a monetary value on EGG ON FACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 33 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It was only short but it was a great escape. Ossie Ardilles played him in the film. He played football in the army as well as learned to declare war on the country he was serving. The army made him a terrorist and it was nothing to do with the death cult that him and his stinking, toe-jam sporting family are members of. They left that bit out of the film because Sly Stallone and Michael Caine said it was crap and Bobby Moore refused to wear a Burkha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ossie Ardilles played him in the film. He played football in the army as well as learned to declare war on the country he was serving. The army made him a terrorist and it was nothing to do with the death cult that him and his stinking, toe-jam sporting family are members of. They left that bit out of the film because Sly Stallone and Michael Caine said it was crap and Bobby Moore refused to wear a Burkha. That was Escape to Victory, it wasn't Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That was Escape to Victory, it wasn't Great. I know. But Ossie Ardilles was the only cunt from a POW film that resembles the terrorist in any way. Steve McQueen, James Garner and Donald Pleasance weren’t a good fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cunt’s surrendered. Found outside the Barbican with an anal haemorrhage apparently. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-66749354 Stand by for ‘BREAKING NEWS …..SUSPECTS LOAFERS HAVE EXPLODED. A LARGE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES ARE BEING TREATED AT THE SCENE BY SPECIALIST ‘SPUNK DISPOSAL UNITS’. A STRANGE LOOKING CREATURE (BELIEVED TO BE GREEK) HAS BEEN ARRESTED NEARBY, ATTEMPTING TO FLEE THE SCENE WITH HIS SKINNY JEANS AROUND HIS RIDICULOUSLY SKINNY ANKLES’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 Alas no motorbike! Clearly he obtained new clothes by ordering somebody to drop their pants on the canal. Anybody seen KB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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