Cunty BigBollox Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Oh fuck it, Happy New Year!, I have it on good authority David's middle initial began with an 'R'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Wife beating cunt. Fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Happy New Year, Big Bollock. It's the 5th of January, have you only now sobered up from New Year's Eve? David had a drink problem like you, but seemingly managed to sort himself out before he ended up dead. Do you think you can sort yourself out? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Happy New Year, Big Bollock. It's the 5th of January, have you only now sobered up from New Year's Eve? David had a drink problem like you, but seemingly managed to sort himself out before he ended up dead. Do you think you can sort yourself out? Not before I sort you out. Do you want to try spilling my pint and see where it gets you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wife beating cunt. Fuck him. You've got to be cruel to be kind. The stupid fucking bint couldn't make sandwiches so he showed her a knuckle one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not before I sort you out. Do you want to try spilling my pint and see where it gets you? On the cider, are we? I can imagine you drunkenly strutting up and down your pissed stained carpets saying 'yeah, c'mon then' thinking your your hard, after that post. Have a coffee and sober up, you 4'10, drunken red nosed dwarf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wife beating cunt. Fuck him. I thought it was compulsory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Happy New Year, Big Bollock. It's the 5th of January, have you only now sobered up from New Year's Eve? David had a drink problem like you, but seemingly managed to sort himself out before he ended up dead. Do you think you can sort yourself out? 80 years old speaks for itself. NHS not involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh fuck it, Happy New Year!, I have it on good authority David's middle initial began with an 'R'. Silver lady was a good one .Most people know this bit of trivia but I'll repeat it anyway because I'm a cunt .The opening sequence when David soul jumps from a height onto a roof of a car actually seriously damaged his back and gave him pain for years .When you look at it you can't help but whince, you can see it's a really heavy fall right on the old coxix or what ever that bits called . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 48 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Silver lady was a good one .Most people know this bit of trivia but I'll repeat it anyway because I'm a cunt .The opening sequence when David soul jumps from a height onto a roof of a car actually seriously damaged his back and gave him pain for years .When you look at it you can't help but whince, you can see it's a really heavy fall right on the old coxix or what ever that bits called . I would imagine that if you performed the same stunt you would have stuck to the roof like an extra strong plunger soaked in gorilla glue thanks to your capacious over-stretched arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would imagine that if you performed the same stunt you would have stuck to the roof like an extra strong plunger soaked in gorilla glue thanks to your capacious over-stretched arsehole. I’ve heard that Gorilla Glue is extremely good. But I’ve never tried it as I don’t have any gorillas I want joined together. I expect you just sniff it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 The first time I realised my father might be a big racist was when he accepted over the top uber-pimp Huggy Bear without comment, but lambasted the unrealistic nature of Captain Dobey bossing white men about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: the unrealistic nature of Captain Dobey bossing white men about. That's where it started, that was the thin end of the wedge, fuckin' 'box ticking' at it's finest (and it was on BBC1) look where it's got us now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I'd rather be Huggy Bear than Captain what ever his name was .My grandad thought boy George was a really cute quirky girl singing karma chameleon on top of the pops , I had to tell him it was actually a bloke .I thought grandad could be a bender until I saw the look of total disgust on his face . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would imagine that if you performed the same stunt you would have stuck to the roof like an extra strong plunger soaked in gorilla glue thanks to your capacious over-stretched arsehole. I am a bit a of a gaper . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The first time I realised my father might be a big racist was when he accepted over the top uber-pimp Huggy Bear without comment, but lambasted the unrealistic nature of Captain Dobey bossing white men about. I think you'd find Bawsy, that black senior cops in US cop shows isn't new. I remember Nick Nolte in 48 Hours being bollocked by a black senior officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd rather be Huggy Bear than Captain what ever his name was .My grandad thought boy George was a really cute quirky girl singing karma chameleon on top of the pops , I had to tell him it was actually a bloke .I thought grandad could be a bender until I saw the look of total disgust on his face . At least 2 kids at my school turned up on the Friday after Culture Club first appeared on TOTP declaring that they would shag that weird bird singing ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me’. I think they’d learned their lesson by the time ‘Marilyn’ turned up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least 2 kids at my school turned up on the Friday after Culture Club first appeared on TOTP declaring that they would shag that weird bird singing ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me’. I think they’d learned their lesson by the time ‘Marilyn’ turned up. The French were Rocking to alpha male Johnny Halliday whilst the British were turning the male race into gender benders subliminally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you'd find Bawsy, that black senior cops in US cop shows isn't new. I remember Nick Nolte in 48 Hours being bollocked by a black senior officer. Starsky & Hutch began in 1975, while 48 Hours was released in 1982. Not saying there weren't any other empowered blacks on TV at that point - especially US TV - but Captain Dobey is the first I remember. At least the incompetent police chief in Dirty Harry (1971) had the decency to be white. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Starsky & Hutch began in 1975, while 48 Hours was released in 1982. Not saying there weren't any other empowered blacks on TV at that point - especially US TV - but Captain Dobey is the first I remember. At least the incompetent police chief in Dirty Harry (1971) had the decency to be white. I was just going to mention the black criminal in the street shootout in ‘Dirty Harry’. Callahan gives him the “5 or 6 shots” speech, and the Richard Roundtree lookalike declares… “I gots to know” Now there’s stereotyping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was just going to mention the black criminal in the street shootout in ‘Dirty Harry’. Callahan gives him the “5 or 6 shots” speech, and the Richard Roundtree lookalike declares… “I gots to know” Now there’s stereotyping. Eastwood in Gran Torino .I think it would be beneficial for him to to present in character and visit inner city schools and wander around Tower Hamlets after 10.30 pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Starsky & Hutch began in 1975, while 48 Hours was released in 1982. Not saying there weren't any other empowered blacks on TV at that point - especially US TV - but Captain Dobey is the first I remember. At least the incompetent police chief in Dirty Harry (1971) had the decency to be white. I basically couldn't think off the top of my head any specifically but I know that there are some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I basically couldn't think off the top of my head any specifically but I know that there are some. Ron Glass as Det Harris in Barney Miller or going back to when you was crawling round the carpet with a heavily soiled tea towel on your arse, Rochester in The Jack Benny Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'd rather be Huggy Bear than Captain what ever his name was .My grandad thought boy George was a really cute quirky girl singing karma chameleon on top of the pops , I had to tell him it was actually a bloke .I thought grandad could be a bender until I saw the look of total disgust on his face . There's more to this story than you're letting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 38 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's more to this story than you're letting on. OK I admit it .I was forced to have my hair in ringlets and wear makeup , write terrible pop songs and become a smack head whilst grandad looked on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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