and Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 While I was entering my humble basement abode the other day, the cunt who lives in the flat next door was leaving his. As he passed by he said, "Nietzsche was right, hell is other people". Apparently, the woman he now lives with has been inviting her friends over when he was out at the pub and, because woman talk forever, they've very rarely left his flat by the time he returns, he's getting very pissed-up and very pissed off. I told him he'd be better off dumping the slag, he said he'd like to but "The sex is so good". As he walked to the stairs I said "By the way, that quote is from Sartre". He said " I know, I was testing you". Fuckin' pussy-whipped, faux-intellectual, smug cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 30 minutes ago, and said: Apparently, the woman he now lives with has been inviting her friends over when he was out at the pub and, because woman talk forever, they've very rarely left his flat by the time he returns, he's getting very pissed-up and very pissed off. I told him he'd be better off dumping the slag, he said he'd like to but "The sex is so good". As he walked to the stairs I said "By the way, that quote is from Sartre". He said " I know, I was testing you". Fuckin' pussy-whipped, faux-intellectual, smug cunt! 'Me Tarzan, you Jane'. You're the only dickhead here whose posts I highlight in red, because of the idiot bold font used in every comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 I'm gazing into the abyss even as I type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, and said: While I was entering my humble basement abode the other day, the cunt who lives in the flat next door was leaving his. As he passed by he said, "Nietzsche was right, hell is other people". Apparently, the woman he now lives with has been inviting her friends over when he was out at the pub and, because woman talk forever, they've very rarely left his flat by the time he returns, he's getting very pissed-up and very pissed off. I told him he'd be better off dumping the slag, he said he'd like to but "The sex is so good". As he walked to the stairs I said "By the way, that quote is from Sartre". He said " I know, I was testing you". Fuckin' pussy-whipped, faux-intellectual, smug cunt! You're both wrong. It was Arthur Mullard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Basement livng suits your personality. Never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 The French cunt Sartre said more than once that the funniest thing about his line 'L'enfer c'est les autres' was that he thought it meant nothing much, but it was picked up by pseudo-intellectual cunts as some sort of profound understanding of the human condition. No surprise the pseudo-intellectual cunts on this forum have fallen for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 8 minutes ago, Greg said: The French cunt Sartre said more than once that the funniest thing about his line 'L'enfer c'est les autres' was that he thought it meant nothing much, but it was picked up by pseudo-intellectual cunts as some sort of profound understanding of the human condition. No surprise the pseudo-intellectual cunts on this forum have fallen for it. Fuck me it's the son of Snowy dispensing a fucking philosophy lesson now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 The main influences in life for me was sooty and sweep, pipkins and Lambchop .No wonder I'm a fucked up cunt .Sweep was a coersive cunt , sooty a submissive pussy and Sue a dirty whore who was only happy whilst being spit roasted .That's my take on the whole fucking sad affair they call life .Fucked from the start .Lampchop wasnt even a puppet it was a sock with eyes sewn on it , the Mid-atlantic blonde who the hand belonged to was really nice though . Fucking Satre , if you're lonely when alone you're in bad company, fuck off, I think not .You're just a miserable cunt made all the worse by 1970s glove puppet addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The main influences in life for me was sooty Does @Wolfie know about this? 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You're just a miserable cunt made all the worse by 1970s glove puppet addiction. Now you're talking. Who can forget Wolfie's confession about masturbating into his beloved Sooty puppet, then casually tossing the abused carcass on the couch for some other poor fucker to sample the benefit of his 'self-love' session?🧸 The deviant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'Me Tarzan, you Jane'. You're the only dickhead here whose posts I highlight in red, because of the idiot bold font used in every comment. I'm the only dickhead here whose posts you highlight in red, because you're a fuckin' pedant, obsessed with me and everything I post. 🧸 Maybe you could write to Microsoft and ask them to rename their bold font in your honour, something fitting, how about 'Wolfie Bait'? 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 9 hours ago, and said: Does @Wolfie know about this? Now you're talking. Who can forget Wolfie's confession about masturbating into his beloved Sooty puppet, then casually tossing the abused carcass on the couch for some other poor fucker to sample the benefit of his 'self-love' session?🧸 The deviant cunt. Lamb chop sloppy seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 On 18/01/2024 at 19:29, Cuntybaws said: I'm gazing into the abyss even as I type. The first time I ever mentioned Nitch in 2016, you pulled me up on spelling. Which is why I’ve never bothered to try and spell it correctly again. Not even just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 On 18/01/2024 at 18:11, and said: While I was entering my humble basement abode the other day, the cunt who lives in the flat next door was leaving his. As he passed by he said, "Nietzsche was right, hell is other people". Apparently, the woman he now lives with has been inviting her friends over when he was out at the pub and, because woman talk forever, they've very rarely left his flat by the time he returns, he's getting very pissed-up and very pissed off. I told him he'd be better off dumping the slag, he said he'd like to but "The sex is so good". As he walked to the stairs I said "By the way, that quote is from Sartre". He said " I know, I was testing you". Fuckin' pussy-whipped, faux-intellectual, smug cunt! Whip dick out and ram it at them..or spank monkey all over them or somthin..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 16 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Whip dick out and ram it at them..or spank monkey all over them or somthin..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY What, and get arrested, for serious sexual shenanigans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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