King Billy Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Death by Skoda Superb. Your death would be great news tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Didn't you receive a couple from Pen, Billy? Only one dick-pic, but due to the length of the subject it had to be split across multiple images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Only one dick-pic, but due to the length of the subject it had to be split across multiple images. This is why Apple introduced a panoramic picture mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Only one dick-pic, but due to the length of the subject it had to be split across multiple images. 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is why Apple introduced a panoramic picture mode. I thought you were going to mention Kryten’s ‘groinal attachment’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: If anyone is planning on submitting the most shit nom possible, which looks as though it's been put together by a teenage chav plagued with learning difficulties who's recently passed his or her driving test, then this surely provides the ideal template. Hes took the sail out of my wings the plagiarising cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 20 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You really are so dramatic,so over emotional and rather tedious to say the least . I do think the best thing to do is to not read anything posted on this site by myself .It's really very , very simple .If that rule is applied you won't be working yourself up into a froth of rage.I think it's better for you , I really do .I have been trying to find any form of opinion or comment posted by you that isn't a response, and on most occasions a derogatory response to what others post. Why dont you try to further the reach of the site and state a novel opinion and invite a debate You silly little cunt . Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone? Either way I think the 4x4 part is somewhat valid, especially when they're being driven by 4'9 women with spray tan and bleached hair who can barely see over the steering wheel, but the Audi part simply reeks of envy. They're just big saloon cars, driven no worse than Mercedes or BMWs in my opinion. The worst offender in the big saloon car category is clearly the Skoda Octavia and Superb as they are naturally driven by immigrant rocket scientists and brain surgeons who are suddenly hit by the unexplainable urge to become taxi drivers the moment they set foot on English soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/58125-rav-4-holly-smowk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone? Look at that, accident black spot! These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone? Either way I think the 4x4 part is somewhat valid, especially when they're being driven by 4'9 women with spray tan and bleached hair who can barely see over the steering wheel, but the Audi part simply reeks of envy. They're just big saloon cars, driven no worse than Mercedes or BMWs in my opinion. The worst offender in the big saloon car category is clearly the Skoda Octavia and Superb as they are naturally driven by immigrant rocket scientists and brain surgeons who are suddenly hit by the unexplainable urge to become taxi drivers the moment they set foot on English soil. A fiat Dino , lancia Stratos , an Alfa Romeo Montreal, even a series 1 1/2 fhc e type (looks gorgeous but hideous to drive apart from teasing the backend out on roundabouts ) yes , I would admire those things of beauty .A teutonically bland euro box driven by a narcissistic sales manager in cheap shoes , unhappily married with ugly children who regularly pulls himself off thinking about the next door neighbour (living in New build with cardboard walls) just doesn't quite do it for me. They are in general driven by cunts , hence the phrase "Audi cunt" .As with all constantly evolving languages, its being replaced by "Tesla cunt ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 On 21/01/2024 at 20:51, Dyslexic cnut said: Usual modus operandi of someone not suited for this place desperately attempting to join in. In short, a wannabe never-will-be wanker who needs to fuck off. Thankyou for your post .Your opinion is of importance to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 On 21/01/2024 at 19:37, Eric Cuntman said: Shit off you hairy dogs cock. I hope its an Irish wolf hound rather than a dachshund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 14:13, Roadkill said: Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone? Either way I think the 4x4 part is somewhat valid, especially when they're being driven by 4'9 women with spray tan and bleached hair who can barely see over the steering wheel, but the Audi part simply reeks of envy. They're just big saloon cars, driven no worse than Mercedes or BMWs in my opinion. The worst offender in the big saloon car category is clearly the Skoda Octavia and Superb as they are naturally driven by immigrant rocket scientists and brain surgeons who are suddenly hit by the unexplainable urge to become taxi drivers the moment they set foot on English soil. I’ve been doing a bit of (highly illegal) late night taxi moonlighting in the imaginary M4 over the new year Killer. Tbh I’m knocking it on the head as soon as February arrives as I’ve caught more STD’s (mostly Ukranian variants) in the last 3 weeks than all the years running the brasshouse, surrounded by wall to wall whores everyday, and the missus asked me yesterday why my cock has started to look like a tramps foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 On 21/01/2024 at 19:39, Ape™️ said: So everyone who dies in an Audi, BMW and or 4x4 (whatever that means) must have been driving like a cunt? That’s your nomination? Not very good really is it? As peculiar as it may sound , although it is shite , its a far better nomination than anything you've manged to regurgitate . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 27 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: As peculiar as it may sound , although it is shite , its a far better nomination than anything you've manged to regurgitate . Been licking your wounds for a few days I see, and now you’ve returned to post this pathetic fucking drivel? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Been licking your wounds for a few days I see, and now you’ve returned to post this pathetic fucking drivel? Idiot. Common @Ape™️ lets have one of your Humbrol noms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Common @Ape™️ lets have one of your Humbrol noms. Give it a fucking rest you ‘well past your expiry date’ Jurassic period fucking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: As peculiar as it may sound , although it is shite , its a far better nomination than anything you've manged to regurgitate . I think I might have to kill and eat bits of you if you keep leaving spaces before and after commas. Just your eyes though, and I might leave you alive if I think you're really really sorry afterwards. Fair warning. Sort it the fuck out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 On 24/01/2024 at 22:44, Roadkill said: I think I might have to kill and eat bits of you if you keep leaving spaces before and after commas. Just your eyes though, and I might leave you alive if I think you're really really sorry afterwards. Fair warning. Sort it the fuck out. Looks like @entitled little cunt has gone to ground after repeatedly making a total prick of himself, the badly punctuated wanker. lol Lol LOL. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Looks like @entitled little cunt has gone to ground after repeatedly making a total prick of himself, the badly punctuated wanker. lol Lol LOL. Hello cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Hello cunt. Are you @entitled little cunt’s familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Hello cunt. Harvey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Are you @entitled little cunt’s familiar? Miaaaooow! Actually the Hilda with Brian Aldridge segments in The Archers are quite funny. Especially Friday when Hilda bit Tony's finger. Made my evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 10 hours ago, Basil Brush said: Harvey? Remember they let that flid get into the Guinness book of records for drawing a picture of a train that was thirty feet long? The next day I stretched out some leftover wallpaper I found in the garage and drew a picture of a train that was 30 feet 2 inches. Fuck you Harvey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember they let that flid get into the Guinness book of records for drawing a picture of a train that was thirty feet long? The next day I stretched out some leftover wallpaper I found in the garage and drew a picture of a train that was 30 feet 2 inches. Fuck you Harvey. Yours had flak guns and and murals of naked women with swords fighting dragons with swords too. Much better than Harvey's shitty depiction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yours had flak guns and and murals of naked women with swords fighting dragons with swords too. Much better than Harvey's shitty depiction. His mum probably helped him too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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