Guest Basil Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Hasn't been seen on the telly for years but still narrates programmes like Antiques Road Trip like a disembodied soul from the afterlife. Are the BBC keeping him locked up like Elisabeth Fritzel and applying swarfega to his eyeballs until he does their bidding for a few hours every week? Whatever the answer, he's still a pompous arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 1 minute ago, Basil Brush said: Hasn't been seen on the telly for years but still narrates programmes like Antiques Road Trip like a disembodied soul from the afterlife. Are the BBC keeping him locked up like Elisabeth Fritzel and applying swarfega to his eyeballs until he does their bidding for a few hours every week? Whatever the answer, he's still a pompous arse. I bet he smells of damp tweed and peppermints. I’d quite like to see him have a fight with that gayboy from ‘cash in the attic’. Or that orange Armenian wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 35 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: Hasn't been seen on the telly for years but still narrates programmes like Antiques Road Trip like a disembodied soul from the afterlife. Are the BBC keeping him locked up like Elisabeth Fritzel and applying swarfega to his eyeballs until he does their bidding for a few hours every week? Whatever the answer, he's still a pompous arse. God is that fucking tv show still running? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: God is that fucking tv show still running? Lovejoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 59 minutes ago, Greg said: Lovejoy. Shut your fucking mouth you abysmal little snide deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet he smells of damp tweed and peppermints. I’d quite like to see him have a fight with that gayboy from ‘cash in the attic’. Or that orange Armenian wanker. I'd favour Dickinson in a fight, ex-con, likely harder than he looks. Like the black Bargain Hunt expert who dresses like a cross between a gollywog and a farmer from the 1890's. Spent his pre-bargain hunt years robbing people at knife point. I dunno, they let anybody on telly these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 33 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: I'd favour Dickinson in a fight, ex-con, likely harder than he looks. Like the black Bargain Hunt expert who dresses like a cross between a gollywog and a farmer from the 1890's. Spent his pre-bargain hunt years robbing people at knife point. I dunno, they let anybody on telly these days. There was a posh blonde bird called Kate something who I quite fancied in that way that you fancy horsey posh birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: There was a posh blonde bird called Kate something who I quite fancied in that way that you fancy horsey posh birds. Kate Bliss I think. Christina Trevanion is another right sort on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Tim Wottacunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, mobiduck-the-third said: Tim Wottacunt I wonder what the audience figures are for that show outside of care homes and doctors reception ateas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Basil Brush said: Kate Bliss I think. Christina Trevanion is another right sort on there. That’s her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Basil Brush said: Kate Bliss I think. Christina Trevanion is another right sort on there. I just looked up the Trevanion one. Fucking lovely. A bit like Amanda Holden, only not a festering skank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There was a posh blonde bird called Kate something who I quite fancied in that way that you fancy horsey posh birds. What happened to that poofy bloke with bouffant hair and loads of jewelry .Some bully cunts done him over badly a few years ago in his shop .I hope he's alright, he was a nice and interesting chap I thought.My ex wife met him sime years back and cofirmed my suspicions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What happened to that poofy bloke with bouffant hair and loads of jewelry .Some bully cunts done him over badly a few years ago in his shop .I hope he's alright, he was a nice and interesting chap I thought.My ex wife met him sime years back and cofirmed my suspicions. Frank? No he's dead from cancer. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 32 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What happened to that poofy bloke with bouffant hair and loads of jewelry .Some bully cunts done him over badly a few years ago in his shop .I hope he's alright, he was a nice and interesting chap I thought.My ex wife met him sime years back and cofirmed my suspicions. Is that the one who used to put on an effeminate French accent, even though he was from Bromley or something similar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Is that the one who used to put on an effeminate French accent, even though he was from Bromley or something similar? 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank? No he's dead from cancer. Again. Ian Towning , that's the bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that the one who used to put on an effeminate French accent, even though he was from Bromley or something similar? Yes that's the bloke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just looked up the Trevanion one. Fucking lovely. A bit like Amanda Holden, only not a festering skank. That Amanda Holden cunt and that unfunny fat tit Alan Carr should be ashamed of themselves. That stupid Italian house series just takes the piss , that bitch just walks about in a white t shirt showing her tits off and he just rejoices in being a lazy good for nothing gay cunt .The BBC need to realise people are visiting foodbanks , they are freezing their bollox off in their homes and they are worried about keeping a roof over their head .Those 2 untalented prize cunts make a mockery and seem to revel in being utterly useless and getting paid a lot of tax payer's money to be so .As if those cunts ever lift a finger, ever break into a sweat , ever actually do any real work .The taxpayer pays for her botox and his rather Charlie Hawtry like visits to gay extravaganza evenings where he can be the queen .Another reason to fuck the licence fee goons off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 24 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What happened to that poofy bloke with bouffant hair and loads of jewelry .Some bully cunts done him over badly a few years ago in his shop .I hope he's alright, he was a nice and interesting chap I thought.My ex wife met him sime years back and cofirmed my suspicions. Do you have a duo of Jez Beadle hands navigating your phone keypad? Otherwise your spaces and punctuation illustrate that of a slow, mentally delayed teen on nitrous oxide or poppers, attempting to key away at speed despite some retarded T-rex condition. An avatar would be a good thing, too. You've been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you have a duo of Jez Beadle hands navigating your phone keypad? Otherwise your spaces and punctuation illustrate that of a slow, mentally delayed teen on nitrous oxide or poppers, attempting to key away at speed despite some retarded T-rex condition. An avatar would be a good thing, too. You've been warned. I'm blind , that fucking software let's me down every time . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Yes that's the bloke . About as French as @Witheredscrote is human. Lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Do you have a duo of Jez Beadle hands navigating your phone keypad? Otherwise your spaces and punctuation illustrate that of a slow, mentally delayed teen on nitrous oxide or poppers, attempting to key away at speed despite some retarded T-rex condition. An avatar would be a good thing, too. You've been warned. Jeremy Beadle was rumoured to have a tiny penis. But on the other hand it looked quite big. must’ve been a year since that one was dusted off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jeremy Beadle was rumoured to have a tiny penis. But on the other hand it looked quite big. must’ve been a year since that one was dusted off. Lol, it never loses its charm Eric. The old Playstation controller also gets a dusting off once in a while. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Shut your fucking mouth you abysmal little snide deviant. Were you on day release yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 2 hours ago, Greg said: Were you on day release yesterday? He seems to take an excruciatingly long time to say one sentence. This place must be bound by the Equality Act 2010 for mentally disabled people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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