ChildeHarold Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 37 minutes ago, and said: Make sure my Tikka Masala is still hot when you get back, or else there'll be trouble. And that was the last time we heard from them and him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 On 19/02/2024 at 13:29, ChildeHarold said: He works as an advisor at the Unemployment Office. He can help you. And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on. Ape is living up to his name. After he's rushed his homework he fires off a few insults mainly aimed at Billy then goes to bed early for school the next day. It's hols this week so be prepared for some late night shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Good night chaps. I'm just going outside, I may be gone for some time. (1912) Why not make it a straight quarter past 7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Fuck Knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 4 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Fuck Knows. It's 23. 07 and you're still on here. Fuck knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 " I'll find you in the morning sun And when the night is new I'll be looking at the moon But I'll be seeing you " This charming song (last verse) sums up my warm feelings towards the Corner. Nighty 🌃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 35 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Ape is living up to his name. After he's rushed his homework he fires off a few insults mainly aimed at Billy then goes to bed early Ape and I are married now so he knows that firing off insults before we go to bed means no bum fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on. How’s it going driving the Amazon Prime van? I’m surprised they employed somebody English. Naturally you would have been shitfaced at the interview, so they probably thought you were Estonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Ape and I are married now so he knows that firing off insults before we go to bed means no bum fun. Was it an arranged marriage, or are you pregnant (AGAIN)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Ape and I are married now so he knows that firing off insults before we go to bed means no bum fun. It seems like that, does he expect you to pick his back for fleas and lick his enormous red arse? (Could you upload a video?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 There's a few of the old faces hanging around but here we go, thanks Frank, you're still the Top Man: 🎶 It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place except you and me So, set 'em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know We're drinkin', my friend, to the end of a brief episode Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. 🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a few of the old faces hanging around but here we go, thanks Frank, you're still the Top Man: 🎶 It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place except you and me So, set 'em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know We're drinkin', my friend, to the end of a brief episode Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. 🎶 Harold, please for fucks sake shut the fuck up. You drunken, pill popping geriatric fucking dingbat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a few of the old faces hanging around but here we go, thanks Frank, you're still the Top Man: 🎶 It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place except you and me So, set 'em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know We're drinkin', my friend, to the end of a brief episode Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. 🎶 I didn't quite intend this topic to be you posting on it every night at the stroke of 11, but hey ho, I guess that's what makes you.....you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 9 hours ago, Basil said: I didn't quite intend this topic to be you posting on it every night at the stroke of 11, but hey ho, I guess that's what makes you.....you. Is this a cease and desist warning? Actually I'm fed up with it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold, please for fucks sake shut the fuck up. You drunken, pill popping geriatric fucking dingbat. Yes, I need to take a long hard look at myself. Made any preparations or purchases for Mother's Day yet? You've only got three weeks left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yes, I need to take a long hard look at myself. Made any preparations or purchases for Mother's Day yet? You've only got three weeks left. Box of Thornton’s Continental and a card. Is your mum still about then? I assumed you were of an age where you’d be an orphan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Box of Thornton’s Continental and a card. Is your mum still about then? I assumed you were of an age where you’d be an orphan. Actually it's 4 and half weeks to go. I've heard of building a campaign but this is ridiculous, OK I forgot the Easter Egg gluttony season. Talk about Idle Military Brass and their war games playing around. Lovely segment on LBC courtesty of some Scottish outlet on Lossimouth scrambling to monitor Russian fighter jet "incursions" off the twelve mile British air space - 35 incidents in 5 years of Russian planes approaching up to two miles outside the twelve mile boundary. Of course.... they want more money, more planes, more missiles, more ships more men, more money. Who's pulling who's strings here? Spanish media also reporting "Russian hit gang on the loose on the Costa del Sol" after slaying of Russian traitor who accepted 500,000 USD from Kiev for defecting and starting "a new life" in Spain. Cunt. 🍊 PS My Motto Putin never hurt me. Labour and Tories have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: PS My Motto Putin never hurt me. So, you're saying he's always been very gentle with you, KY Jelly and Belgian Chocolates, maybe he's in love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 23 minutes ago, and said: So, you're saying he's always been very gentle with you, KY Jelly and Belgian Chocolates, maybe he's in love? You read too much into that bare chested horse riding photo session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You read too much into that bare chested horse riding photo session. You know you get a semi for the adventurous types 😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 20/02/2024 at 22:17, Cunty BigBollox said: And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on. On 20/02/2024 at 22:37, ChildeHarold said: Ape is living up to his name. After he's rushed his homework he fires off a few insults mainly aimed at Billy then goes to bed early for school the next day. It's hols this week so be prepared for some late night shit. A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 15 minutes ago, and said: You know you get a semi for the adventurous types 😍 I assume you mean adventurous breeds of dog, like Jack Russells? Or is it adventurous men you’re referring to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I assume you mean adventurous breeds of dog, like Jack Russells? Or is it adventurous men you’re referring to? Always with the gay insult.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Always with the gay insult.... Are you @and’s flid in shining armour? Leave the cunt to reply to his own posts, you verbose gimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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