ChildeHarold Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/german-teen-17-spends-8-500-a-year-to-live-on-a-train-travels-600-miles-a-day-101709723266272.html I love the bit about moving out of his parents home - what a fucking remarkable achievement. Selling off his possessions - basically all the teen grot in his bedroom. Precious possessions: laptop and noise cancelling headphones. So all his fucking interactions are online. Furiously blogs his lifestyle and aims to find a position at DB Railways - pretty conventional. Heard of Easy Rider young man? The final proof: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 He says, "My wish would be to give feedback to the transport companies, for example Deutsche Bahn or the train manufacturers, and to get paid for it." When I was the same age I had a similar wish, I wanted to tour brothels, try out the facilities, write a review, and get paid for it. I've always wondered why I didn't make a career of it? 🤪👅👄🩹💦 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 56 minutes ago, and said: He says, "My wish would be to give feedback to the transport companies, for example Deutsche Bahn or the train manufacturers, and to get paid for it." When I was the same age I had a similar wish, I wanted to tour brothels, try out the facilities, write a review, and get paid for it. I've always wondered why I didn't make a career of it? 🤪👅👄🩹💦 You were a youth after my own heart. Is this cunt what the world has come to? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/german-teen-17-spends-8-500-a-year-to-live-on-a-train-travels-600-miles-a-day-101709723266272.html I love the bit about moving out of his parents home - what a fucking remarkable achievement. Selling off his possessions - basically all the teen grot in his bedroom. Precious possessions: laptop and noise cancelling headphones. So all his fucking interactions are online. Furiously blogs his lifestyle and aims to find a position at DB Railways - pretty conventional. Heard of Easy Rider young man? The final proof: Looks like one of those filthy fucking lederhosen clad Ammonite inbreds. Dirty fucking ginger kraut-mormon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like one of those filthy fucking lederhosen clad Ammonite inbreds. Dirty fucking ginger kraut-mormon. That's the cunt's outside. But what about the evil intent driving him forward? Haven't you got any sympathy for that? He's clearly one of the neo-Nazi Wolf Cubs seeking to resurrect the Third Reich. A ginger one with white teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/german-teen-17-spends-8-500-a-year-to-live-on-a-train-travels-600-miles-a-day-101709723266272.html I love the bit about moving out of his parents home - what a fucking remarkable achievement. Selling off his possessions - basically all the teen grot in his bedroom. Precious possessions: laptop and noise cancelling headphones. So all his fucking interactions are online. Furiously blogs his lifestyle and aims to find a position at DB Railways - pretty conventional. Heard of Easy Rider young man? The final proof: If they raided my bedroom when I was that age they would have found a few porno mags hidden under what ever could cover them in drawers and cupboards and a load of crusty kleenex under the bed , not fucking laptops , fucking video games and earbuds apart from those covered in brown earwax .Young people are weird perverted little cunts . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/german-teen-17-spends-8-500-a-year-to-live-on-a-train-travels-600-miles-a-day-101709723266272.html I love the bit about moving out of his parents home - what a fucking remarkable achievement. Selling off his possessions - basically all the teen grot in his bedroom. Precious possessions: laptop and noise cancelling headphones. So all his fucking interactions are online. Furiously blogs his lifestyle and aims to find a position at DB Railways - pretty conventional. Heard of Easy Rider young man? The final proof: Would you live in a place called Fockbeck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 40 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: If they raided my bedroom when I was that age they would have found a few porno mags hidden under what ever could cover them in drawers and cupboards and a load of crusty kleenex under the bed , not fucking laptops , fucking video games and earbuds apart from those covered in brown earwax .Young people are weird perverted little cunts . They would have found a Webley Hurricane, a Black Widow catapult, a snapped off rubber-duck CB aerial (close combat option) and a couple of heavily wanked over copies of Parade and Razzle if they’d searched my shit when I was 12. I was very normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They would have found a Webley Hurricane, a Black Widow catapult, a snapped off rubber-duck CB aerial (close combat option) and a couple of heavily wanked over copies of Parade and Razzle if they’d searched my shit when I was 12. I was very normal. You forgot the Cherokee Half Breed and Wot Pole .. he would have loved the Wot Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They would have found a Webley Hurricane, a Black Widow catapult, a snapped off rubber-duck CB aerial (close combat option) and a couple of heavily wanked over copies of Parade and Razzle if they’d searched my shit when I was 12. I was very normal. Aaaaaahhhh… the old ‘Webley Hurricane rifle’ trap that you & that terrible cunt @Ape™️ once tried to lure me into…when I was a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Would you live in a place called Fockbeck? As an ex-Pratts Bottom resident you're asking the wrong person. 🐴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: If they raided my bedroom when I was that age they would have found a few porno mags hidden under what ever could cover them in drawers and cupboards and a load of crusty kleenex under the bed , not fucking laptops , fucking video games and earbuds apart from those covered in brown earwax .Young people are weird perverted little cunts . The stash of porn has become extinct except for book lovers like us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Aaaaaahhhh… the old ‘Webley Hurricane rifle’ trap that you & that terrible cunt @Ape™️ once tried to lure me into…when I was a baby? Reported for accusations of baby abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 On 06/03/2024 at 18:02, and said: When I was the same age I had a similar wish, I wanted to tour brothels, try out the facilities, write a review, and get paid for it. You wouldn’t have been allowed in any of my brothels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 16 hours ago, King Billy said: You wouldn’t have been allowed in any of my brothels. Why is that, are they all staffed by rent-boys, or are you frightened of getting an honest one star review on Tripadvisor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 3 hours ago, and said: Why is that, are they all staffed by rent-boys, or are you frightened of getting an honest one star review on Tripadvisor? A bit below the belt. But that's what the punters like. I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 5 hours ago, and said: Why is that, are they all staffed by rent-boys, or are you frightened of getting an honest one star review on Tripadvisor? Neither of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: A bit below the belt. But that's what the punters like. I guess. Always love a Hutchence joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Always love a Hutchence joke. "I don't know how I'll live without seeing Tiger" Breakfast will never be the same. ... It's GreeaaAAAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Always love a Hutchence joke. Elton John was gonna release a tribute song to Hutchence. It was called "Dangle in the wind". Lol fuck off etc..etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Elton John was gonna release a tribute song to Hutchence. It was called "Dangle in the wind". Lol fuck off etc..etc He could really belt them out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 On 06/03/2024 at 21:52, ChildeHarold said: The stash of porn has become extinct except for book lovers like us. It was the imagination needed to find a safe hiding place for them.Under a corner of a foam back carpet, that was always a good one unless the foam had rotted and turned to dust . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 On 06/03/2024 at 20:44, Eric Cuntman said: They would have found a Webley Hurricane, a Black Widow catapult, a snapped off rubber-duck CB aerial (close combat option) and a couple of heavily wanked over copies of Parade and Razzle if they’d searched my shit when I was 12. I was very normal. Razzle readers wives was highly rated knowing that the old slag with a fanny like a Portuguese man'o'war could be living around the corner bought an element of realism to my wanking rather than it just being a squirt in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 On 06/03/2024 at 18:59, ChildeHarold said: You were a youth after my own heart. Is this cunt what the world has come to? 🤔 He never had a super flight deck .poor little cunt .Landing that Phantom fighter on a string took skill and patience to master .If he was my son I'd murder the cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Always love a Hutchence joke. Oh the suspense! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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