Eddie Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Women ‘comedians’ like women footballers are Fucking shit. This Jimmy Krankie lookalike dyke has yet another new TV show and like other unfunny cunts Sarah Millican, Sue Perkins, Sandy fucking Toksvig and Miranda Hart make a good living from not making people laugh on the TV. The only one to make the list above look talented is the wet chinned Rosie Jones, how they must love her, dig up Bernard Manning quick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Put a photo up of Susan, you thick stammering flat-arsed fuck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Put a photo up of Susan, you thick stammering flat-arsed fuck. Thanks for replying Frank, not my best work tbh, ffffffffuuuuck offffff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, Frank said: Put a photo up of Susan I know what you want, what you really really want, zig a zig queeeeerrr: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I know what you want, what you really really want, zig a zig queeeeerrr: I'd fuck that, Decs... and I'm not a gay man! Fwoaahhh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 35 minutes ago, Frank said: I'd fuck that, Decs... and I'm not a gay man! Fwoaahhh. Give us a nom, you squalid, squaddie-milking faggot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Production companies send Calman all over the world .It's fucking embarrassing . St.Tropez , Portofino to Chalfont St.Giles little Susan keeps us enthralled with her banal observations. The local beautiful people really must think the UK is full of overweight baggy jeans wearing Dykes with mens haircuts or equally fat gay male comedians buying wrecks of houses in Italy with Amanda Holden .Her face looks like its been held together with staples and sellotape and he's about as funny as hospital stay constipation. The thick British just lap it up .Fucking unbelievable. What the fuck happened to Alan Wicker apart from death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Women ‘comedians’ like women footballers are Fucking shit. This Jimmy Krankie lookalike dyke has yet another new TV show and like other unfunny cunts Sarah Millican, Sue Perkins, Sandy fucking Toksvig and Miranda Hart make a good living from not making people laugh on the TV. The only one to make the list above look talented is the wet chinned Rosie Jones, how they must love her, dig up Bernard Manning quick. Rosie Jones is the funniest comedian there is. She makes me fucking split my sides laughing. I haven't a fucking clue what she says but she's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 On 31/03/2024 at 14:58, Frank said: I'd fuck that, Decs... and I'm not a gay man! Fwoaahhh. Chris Ryan wouldn’t have fucking ‘got away’ from you would he. BRAVO-TOO-QUEERO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chris Ryan wouldn’t have fucking ‘got away’ from you would he. BRAVO-TOO-QUEERO Andy McShit-Stab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Andy McShit-Stab. Who Dares Bums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Rose Matafeo is quite amusing for a female comedian and she's not too bad on the eye either. I fucking would. Sarah Pascoe would be a distant second, because all the others are right munters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Rose Matafeo is quite amusing for a female comedian and she's not too bad on the eye either. I fucking would. Sarah Pascoe would be a distant second, because all the others are right munters. Yes, I bet you fucking would. Most would after 24x cans of Thatchers. She's a fucking moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Yes, I bet you fucking would. Most would after 24x cans of Thatchers. She's a fucking moose. She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo. Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo. Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt. Tanyalee Davis. You made a nom about her once upon a time, a very good one I'm ashamed to admit. I actually saw it being interviewed by Look East on a Greater Anglia train from Norwich to Yarmouth not long after it was turfed off another one for clogging up the aisles in its massive fucking scooter. How many cans of Kestrel would it take to persuade you to rag it fucking silly in front of your bungalow's roaring two-bar fire? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Tanyalee Davis. You made a nom about her once upon a time, a very good one I'm ashamed to admit. I actually saw it being interviewed by Look East on a Greater Anglia train from Norwich to Yarmouth not long after it was turfed off another one for clogging up the aisles in its massive fucking scooter. How many cans of Kestrel would it take to persuade you to rag it fucking silly in front of your bungalow's roaring two-bar fire? You could just pick it up and use it as a wank-sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo. Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt. I bet you fancy Jane from Janeplan dieting. All well groomed , middleclass and well spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 On 31/03/2024 at 14:58, Frank said: I'd fuck that, Decs... and I'm not a gay man! Fwoaahhh. TBH he does look fucked regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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