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16 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Get an avatar, smelly old bastard 

Your assertion that he smells, leads one to speculate that you have more than a casual acquaintance with the gentleman.

Is there something you need to confess?

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1 hour ago, and said:

Your assertion that he smells, leads one to speculate that you have more than a casual acquaintance with the gentleman.

Is there something you need to confess?

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

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17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

Yes, Eddie, that's all very well, but you still haven't explained the nature of your relationship with with the gentleman.

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On 04/04/2024 at 08:42, Penny Farthing said:

I have consumed a lot of rice for breakfast it is now expanding in my stomach.

You will probably find that even more passers by than usual will stop dead in their tracks, scratching their heads and staring open mouthed at you, if that’s possible. Every one of them trying to work out how the fuck a hideously ugly geriatric man with a five o clock shadow, wearing an ankle length dress that reeks of mothballs and piss, could possibly have a bun in the oven? (not to mention the terror they’d feel when they realised there must be a male on the loose, capable of such a disgusting inhuman act of copulation). 

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