The "Wellness" industry

[Eddie]

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Mike! Good morning. Will you be taking poor Mrs H anywhere nice for the summer?

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me. 

[Frank]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me. 

He's ignoring me, Ed. I think he's too weak for these pages. 

[and]

23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The original Band Aid was recorded at Sarm West Studios, down the road from me near Portobello road. What do think about that?

That's right, and how many of your sort were involved (other than those on the receiving end of the proceeds)?

 

 

[entitled little cunt]

46 minutes ago, and said:

That's right, and how many of your sort were involved (other than those on the receiving end of the proceeds)?

 

 

They were fed and now most of them live in 3 bed semi's in Enfield .

[entitled little cunt]

3 hours ago, Eddie said:

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me. 

Fingers crossed for a tsunami. 

[entitled little cunt]

On 09/04/2024 at 22:46, Penny Farthing said:

Do you remember the incident when a Biafran fell into a pool full of crocodiles and when they pulled him out they found that he had eaten ten of them?

I don't get it

[Eric Cuntman]

18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I don't get it

You’re not alone.

[Penny Farthing]

19 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I don't get it

 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’re not alone.

You are both far too young.

[entitled little cunt]

23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

 

You are both far too young.

Who was more the annoying  washed up hasbeen at the onset of Bandaid .Geldof or Midge Ure?

[Penny Farthing]

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Who was more the annoying  washed up hasbeen at the onset of Bandaid .Geldof or Midge Ure?

John Lennon would have been but he was already dead.

[entitled little cunt]

44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I don't get it

What does the Indus river  delta look like during catastrophic  floods.

Cocopops. 

[entitled little cunt]

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

John Lennon would have been but he was already dead.

Marilyn maybe ? She was quite tasty  until I realised it was a bloke .Paul Young perhaps ?

[entitled little cunt]

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

Marilyn maybe ? She was quite tasty  until I realised it was a bloke .Paul Young perhaps ?

What about Shaking Stevens ?I saw him going into sainsbury's in letchworth the other day .I wanted to run up and buckle my knees , jump slightly and land standing on my toes with both arms splayed out but thought better of it believing I'd end up in A&E.

[entitled little cunt]

On 09/04/2024 at 12:49, camberwell gypsy said:

Secret Agent. There's the 'red flag'. A secret agent wouldn't tell you he's a secret agent because.....he's a fucking secret agent. 

I wish they'd publish instructions how to do it .I'd feast of 70year old flaps for 750k.

[Ape™️]

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What about Shaking Stevens ?I saw him going into sainsbury's in letchworth the other day .I wanted to run up and buckle my knees , jump slightly and land standing on my toes with both arms splayed out but thought better of it believing I'd end up in A&E.

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

[Penny Farthing]

8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

@Ape™️ you are far too nice and caring .. I and most of the others on here would have been perfectly happy to see him do this.

[Mike Hunt]

13 hours ago, Frank said:

Mike! Good morning. Will you be taking poor Mrs H anywhere nice for the summer?

Good evening Frank.  As a matter of fact we'll be going back to Skiathos again next month.  Hopefully her walker won't be in bits when we arrive this time.

Now what was that story you told me about someone you knew out there to do with a boat hire business? 

[and]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Ape™️ you are far too nice and caring .. I and most of the others on here would have been perfectly happy to see him do this.

Indeed.

Ever since I stopped paying the ridiculously exorbitant tv licence fee, I find I am in great need of entertainment.

[entitled little cunt]

7 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

If I could read your mind love , what a tale my thoughts could tell,Just like an old time move , 'bout a cunt with behavioural problems. 

[Ape™️]

52 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

If I could read your mind love , what a tale my thoughts could tell,Just like an old time move , 'bout a cunt with behavioural problems. 

Reading your mind would reveal one of those flick books that animate an image - in your case a drooling spastic continually clapping his hands together, like a seal at a circus.

[Hammer of Cunts]

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

 

You are both far too young.

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived.

These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

[Frank]

21 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived.

These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

Less than two percent of the funds raised by that scruffy tuneless cunt reached its target... famine relief. I don't know how accurate that figure is.. I just made it up, but it sounds about right. Once Bob and Midge had agreed on their cut, the rest was squandered on guns and shit - supplied by the UK - for the Ethiopian government. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Less than two percent of the funds raised by that scruffy tuneless cunt reached its target... famine relief. I don't know how accurate that figure is.. I just made it up, but it sounds about right. Once Bob and Midge had agreed on their cut, the rest was squandered on guns and shit - supplied by the UK - for the Ethiopian government. 

Nonsensical, weak grammar and feebly constructed. Do it again…wanker.

[Frank]

35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Nonsensical, weak grammar and feebly constructed. Do it again…wanker.

Only a fraction - less than two percent - of the funds raised by that scruffy, tuneless individual actually found its way to its intended destination: famine relief. As for the veracity of that figure, I confess it's a fabrication of my own making, albeit one that seems to capture the grim reality. Once wankers Bob and Midge had come to terms on their share, the remaining amount was recklessly squandered on weaponry and 'sundry' supplies, all courtesy of the UK, destined for the coffers of the Ethiopian government.

[Penny Farthing]

54 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived.

These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

The issue with the new generation is that they "know 100% what the truth is" .. the problem is that like that generation 40 years ago is that they don't know anything .. it might actually be that there is no truth.