camberwell gypsy Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty. As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 How about "Uncle Ben goes to Iceland"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 8 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: How about "Uncle Ben goes to Iceland"? Only if he's trans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 If anyone still goes to Iceland after tasting Kerry Katona's King Prawn Ring with "Seafood Sauce", more fool them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If anyone still goes to Iceland after tasting Kerry Katona's King Prawn Ring with "Seafood Sauce", more fool them! Has someone hacked Peter Tatchel's phone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Only if he's trans Thst cunt is as bent as a three Bob note . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, We know you're not multi-ethnic or even child bearing at your age, I wouldn't be so hasty to discount the rest though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If anyone still goes to Iceland after tasting Kerry Katona's King Prawn Ring with "Seafood Sauce", more fool them! Reported. You know it's extremely racist to use three consecutive words in a sentence that start with the letter 'K' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty. As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher? Its someone who watches the night .. simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 In all seriousness the CEO of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy narcissistic cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way . Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty. As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher? I never go into any shop or supermarket where I see a customer with a hoody up. I don't know about a move to the right or the left, Britain has moved to the chav. Universal should call their proposed brand new theme park in Bedfordshire "Chav World". That's what it's going to be anyway. Has anyone been to Alton Towers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: In all seriousness the CEO of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy narcissistic cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way . Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight . The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 42 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: In all seriousness the CEO of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy narcissistic cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way . Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight . "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking on sickly sausage rolls" Fog on the Tyne Lindisfarne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty. As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher? Look out of your bedroom window tonight, I will be in your garden, tongue out, and wanking furiously. Leave the curtains open s.v.p. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 35 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that? Starter for 10. Go for it Bamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Look out of your bedroom window tonight, I will be in your garden, tongue out, and wanking furiously. Leave the curtains open s.v.p. That's an offer no one could refuse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking on sickly sausage rolls" Fog on the Tyne Lindisfarne Everyone knows that was Otis Reading . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Sitting in a shop doorway, watching the piss roll away . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Look out of your bedroom window tonight, I will be in your garden, tongue out, and wanking furiously. Leave the curtains open s.v.p. I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then. A microscope attachment might also be required. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 55 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Everyone knows that was Otis Reading . 55 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Sitting in a shop doorway, watching the piss roll away . The comedy song title you should have invented in this situation is as follows: ’Sitting On The Cock Of A Gay’ That’s why I’m the best on here ELC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 46 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: A microscope attachment might also be required. Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank. Why would you even want to look at a cock encrusted with goose shit and smelling of garlic from the saliva of French sailors?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank. Does his cock emit radio waves .. Jodrell Bank is a radio telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why would you even want to look at a cock encrusted with goose shit and smelling of garlic from the saliva of French sailors?? And you know this because? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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