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Jesus wept. If this had happened at my school I'd have walked out and told them to go fuck themselves even at age 13. What a fucking disgrace.

Alba Party? As in White Party... Really? So not only can he not be trusted around ladies, he's also a fat racist cunt.

Seems to me that all Frank has actually done here is underline what a pathetic, slimey piece of shit he is.

Ian Watkins? No comment.

Did you mean "race to a bottom"?

In memory of all the terrible losses as a result of this pandemic, I've composed a little poem titled "The Covid Patients". A nod to Baldrick. Cough cough cough cough / cough cough cough / COUGH COUGH, COUGH COUGH / COUGH COUGH COUGH! Moving, I'm sure you'll agree.

At least it's not June Sarpong. Small mercies.

At least it's not June Sarpong. Small mercies.

Given the utter fucking dross they used to put on screen, it must have looked like it was drawn with the feet by an epileptic thalidomide baby. Either that or you really are that bad. Here's an example of what you were up against:

Did they have a machine that goes 'ping'?

I already did that on the Another Annoying BBC Cunt thread. I now know what it feels like to be a woman talking about anything technical to a group of men. No cunt pays the slightest attention.

Talking of benders... A man from Cheshire has been arrested in connection with the mysterious case of the anally ruptured body in the pool. It doesn't state whether the suspect has a penchant for golf or drives an imaginary Range Rover whilst drunk.

Suicide vests for goalposts. Marvellous.

If even half that cash is compensation for loss of earnings either his drug selling business was doing a roaring trade or they thought he was going to live to the age of 483.

Good luck to them. Can't be easy playing football whilst wearing a Burka.

Did it look anything like this? Hope this doesn't cause your breakfast to reappear!

Everyone seems to be labouring under the impression that LCS was referring to a heterosexual assignation, which is a little presumptuous considering the warped yoof of today. They accessed the property via a golf course and one of our currently imprisoned members provides ample evidence of what sorts of behaviours are common there. Anyway, firstly, destroy the recording post-haste. Otherwise, as long as there wasn't a used johnny floating in the pool afterwards, no big deal. Bit fucking cheeky stealing the beer though.

INXS weren't completely awful and if I'm honest I'd move there if it offered a chance to sniff Kylie's underpants (and her sister's come to that).

That's all very well, but threatening to strike at the moment is tantamount to holding a gun to the government's head. It's not a good idea. Let's be realistic, nursing has never been well paid in the UK but private sector grunts are unlikely to fair any better, on average. As I alluded to, soldiers don't suddenly get special treatment when they're sent into the firing line and neither should nurses or the copius amounts of pen pushers. Job security has considerable value, as does 10 to 20% off at virtually every retail outlet. It's a shit sandwich and it's just bad luck that they're at the thin end of the wedge at the moment. I can't see this generating huge amounts of support amongst people that actually take a moment to sit back and think about it.

I don't wonder. I've been banging that drum for a very long time.

At a guess, far better than the 33rd ranked country according to the World Bank. That's the one that's seven places below Nigeria. In case you need a clue, the entire economy of that 33rd ranked country is based on growing potatoes.

Forewarned is forearmed, Eric. Not places one would wish to walk into unawares, unless you've prepared by having your arsehole sewn up with extra strong surgical suture. That might seem extreme, but if you've not had it sewn up before, you'd definitely need it after.

There's only seems to be four in the whole country: one male adult and one male child, one female adult and one female child. Curious how the manage to run the 26,323 Chinese takeaways in the country. Hmmmm. Perhaps they just all look alike, a little bit.

Never a popular move, but given the level of responsibility they have £82K a year isn't exactly a King's Ransom, or it isn't if they are one of the minority that do the job well. Giving themselves a pay rise at this particular moment though would be, let's say, a bit fucking stupid.

There's the Complete Dangler, (allegedly). The Loft, Norwich's gay club is not to far away. Lollard's Pit is a short mince down Riverside Road and The Castle is just down the road from that. The whole area is awash with deviants and definitely best avoided at all costs. I swear it's getting worse than Brighton.